• From warm milk making you sleepy to the reason bananas turn brown, we answer 10 of
your most burning questions about food • Hey there, my name is Shima, I’ll be
reading out the questions and answers • I’m Danger Dolan and I’m here to blow
your mind with truth 10 –What is jelly made of?,
• Children who don’t clean their rooms when asked to by their mum and dad are put
in a blender along with little rose petals and grinded up into jelly that good boys and
girls can eat on warm days • It’s got a bit of water in it, a bit
of colouring, and this weird bendy thing called collagen that we actually get from inside
cows and pigs – we even have this stuff in our own bodies, it’s what makes our muscles
so bendy • Cats wipe off the goo from their tongues,
mix it in a bowl with cordial and then they put it in the fridge when you’re not looking
– we don’t really know why they do this, but we think it might be revenge because we
don’t let them wear clothes 9 –What is the difference between a vegetable
and fruit?, • Vegetables are just leaves and grass that
adults have laced with tiny drops of poison and make you eat to punish you for doing that
bad thing you didn’t tell them about – fruit is just awful candy that nobody wants to eat
• Fruits are usually squishy because it’s a bunch of sweet juiciness surrounding a little
seed in the middle, like an apple or tomato, while a vegetable is usually leafy and stalky,
like cabbage or beans 8 –Why do bananas turn brown?,
• This is because the oxygen we breathe mixes with the banana over time and makes
it brown and squishy, and it happens faster in the heat - it’s a similar process for
why our skin turns brown when we lay in the sun, or why metal objects rust if left outside
for too long • Tiny goblins living on the banana because
their spaceship crashed, and they’re trying to write a HELP ME message in brown ink, but
now you’ve thrown their home in the bin and their species is going to go extinct
7 –Why doesn’t chewing gum stick to my teeth?,
• It’s because of all the saliva in your mouth – when the gum gets wet, it doesn’t
stick because there’s too much water between them, but If the gum is dry then it sticks
to your fingers and shoes • Chewing gum doesn’t like germs, so when
it enters your mouth it does everything possible not to touch all the slime, grot and dirt
so it won’t get infected 6 –Why do onions make you cry?,
• It’s your eyes trying to protect themselves from the acid that spurts up from inside an
onion – when your eyes sting, tears come out to try and get rid of the acid
• You might not know this, but when you cut an onion is yells insults at you very
quietly, “stinky buttface, weird nose tooth guy, look at me I’m a human I can cut food
NYM NYM NYM” – you might not know why you’re crying, but a small part you does...
5 –Why are eggs weird shaped?, • It’s shaped like an oval because it
gives the shell super strength – if you place a big heavy thing on top of the egg,
it won’t break, not unless you crack a specific part of it – the shape also makes it easier
for the bird to lay than a circle or square • Eggs are weird shaped because chickens
are weird shaped when they’re young – they just don’t talk about it because it’s
a little embarrassing 4 –Why does warm milk make me sleepy?,
• The fact is, you’re already asleep.
Cows have taken over the planet and placed us all in a deep slumber, and the more warm
milk we drink, the deeper into the sleep we go – you’re not drinking milk at all…
you’re drinking the IDEA of warm milk… and you need to wake up
• There are chemicals in warm milk that make your brain think it’s time for sleep,
and the heat of the milk makes your body warmer once it reaches your stomach, which makes
you relaxed and sleepy 3 –Why does orange juice taste bad after
I brush my teeth?, • Orange juice has feelings, so when you’ve
spent a lot of time with your toothbrush, the orange juice gets jealous and it refuses
to look at you or let you taste how good it is – but don’t worry, it still likes you
a little bit • Toothpaste has a chemical that makes it
so you can’t taste sweet things for a little bit of time, but you can still taste bitter
and sour things, just the nasty parts of orange juice – but don’t worry, it won’t be
long before you can taste sweet things again 2 –Does gum really take 7 years to go through
your stomach?, • Not at all, in fact, your stomach doesn’t
do anything to it – it goes through your whole body and comes out in the toilet exactly
the same shape as it went in • Yes, it does take 7 years, but you can
get it out of your body quicker by jumping on your parents bed over and over and over
while chanting the ABC song at the top of your lungs
1 –Why do mints make my mouth feel cold?
• Mints are just pieces of snowman that he has chopped off his body and donated to
you to keep your breath from getting stinky – but he WILL need them back so if you could
go ahead and not swallow—… oh no…
• The mints are actually putting bits of your mouth and throat to sleep!
They numb the bits that detect heat like when you’re eating a hot pizza and you need to
blow on it, and your mouth just thinks everything’s cold
So, how about it?
Do you have any burning questions about life and the universe that you’d like us to answer
in a future video?
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