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Up next, it's "Right Side of the Bed."
[cheers and applause]
- Good, great November morning, you guys!
- You're watching "Right Side of the Bed."
I'm Gracelynn Chisholm,
and I'm here with my husband, Cory Chisholm,
better known in the Chisholm house
as The Lip Gloss Thief.
- Oh!
I need it so I can kiss all over my wife's beautiful lips.
- Cory, knock it off!
- I just can't help it, can't help myself.
I just want to throw you down in a pile of leaves
and go insane on your body.
- Cory! - Give me!
- Cory, we got a show to do.
It's 9:15 a.m. - [laughs]
- It's in the morning.
You're already looking at me like a cartoon pork chop.
- Mmm, you just make me so hot,
I can't focus on my job.
[trilling] - Okay, enough.
It's our special Thanksgiving episode,
and we have a great guest coming up a little bit later.
From Buster's Bayou Buffet,
it's Chef Hunter and butcher Buster Littles.
- Oh, there he is!
Oh, my. Now, there is a rugged man.
- Well, hello-- [stammering]
I got something on my tongue.
Excuse me.
I said hello, there.
Buster Littles here.
If you need a turkey killed, cut, or cooked,
you know who to call.
And by "call," I mean like this.
[clucking]
Cucaracha cuckoo-doodle-doo.
[squawks and laughs]
- Okay, well, that was something.
We'll be back with Buster later in the show,
and I'm excited to taste that turkey.
- Oh, me too!
I am gonna stuff myself this Thanksgiving,
'cause I've been so good on my diet.
- Diet? Oh, please.
Cory, you ate a tray of brownies in your bubble bath last night.
- Dirty liar!
If that's so, how do I keep this body-ody-ody?
- It's called the Kardashian waist trainer girdle,
and you wear it every damn day.
- What?
Uh-uh, it is not a girdle.
It is a boydle, y'all.
- Okay, all right.
If you're just joining us, we got a great show.
Up later is Buster Littles, who's talking everything turkey.
- Oh, it looks like he's already got his fist in it there.
Hey, there. - Oh, yeah.
Hey, there.
Buster Littles here.
Don't you go getting scared, y'all.
I just spreading a little butter around
inside this turkey's cavity.
Either that or I'm about to do a puppet show.
Check it out.
Hey, turkey.
Yo, what's up, Buster?
You got any good jokes before I pop you in the oven?
Well, you know I do.
Uh, what was the turkey for Halloween?
Well, I don't know. What was he?
A goblin. [laughs]
Wait a minute. I don't get it.
Well, what's not to get?
- Okay, I think his beard may have eaten his brain.
- Mm-hmm.
- Either that or he has spent too much time in the backwoods.
- Yeah, well, I've been trying to spend some time
in your backwoods, but there's too much brush blocking the way.
- Cory!
Cory Marie Chisholm,
what is shooting around in that head of yours?
- Hey, I'm just like every other football-watching,
beer-drinking, pizza-eating man in America.
All I care about is getting some tail.
- Oh, Cory, good lord!
Let's check back in with our guest, please.
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, my gosh, his oven is smoking.
- Oh.
- [mumbles]
I don't feel so good.
My turkey friend here, he don't feel so good either.
Yeah, the room is spinning.
You all right?
No.
My turkey fainted!
You better call 911!
- Oh, you know what?
Sheila Lee, did you clean that oven today?
- Oh, I sure did.
With three cans of Easy-Off.
That's more than nine times than what they say to use,
so you're welcome.
- Oh, my goodness, Sheila Lee.
- Well, that's why he's talking so crazy.
He's tripping on oven cleaner. - That's right.
Anyway--
- [yells]
[laughing]
- Oh, my God, you just scared a tiny fart right out of me.
- And lookee here.
I got my turkey friend all dressed up for church.
- Oh, lord.
Our next guest is supposed to be Ed Sheeran,
but I don't know if it's safe for him to come out.
- Uh-uh.
- Yeah, it just--it smells like petrol or something.
[singing] Honey, I will
be loving you--
- Oh, my!
That poor ginger fell down so hard.
- Okay, well, we got to get out of this studio
and air it out.
- Yeah, I tell her to air it out every night.
- Cory! - What?
[trills]
- Hey, you two a real couple?
- What?