[clip] With two pokémon badges--
[Adam] (laughs) [Mark] "Like a fucking loser!"
[Mark] What are you Neil Breen?
[Adam] He's got all the badges. [Mark] You'll never have this many badges!
(Mark) You'll never have this many badges!
[clip] I've heard that there's a really great gym in Vermilion!
[Mark] "OOOOOHH!!"
[Adam] "OH BOY!"
[clip] Let's go!
[clip] Don't get your hopes up!
[clip] There are a lot of tough trainers around here!
[Adam] "That's the point."
[Adam] "Dumb cunt."
[Mark] (laughs)
[Adam] See, look!
[Adam] They know--
[Adam] They know to... not capitalize certain letters now!
[Mark] Why...? [Adam] Why-- It's inconsistent...
[clip] Pidgeotto! Finish it!
[clip] That's number 10!
[Adam] Ahh!
[clip] I guess, I was pretty good there.
[clip] Wow! You--
[Adam] OOOHH!!
[Adam] He IS Neil Breen.
[Mark] (laughs) [Adam] He IS Neil Breen.
[clip] 98 wins in a row?!
[clip] You may have won 10 battles, but he's won almost 10 times more matches than you have!
[Mark] "AARRH!! YOU BETTER SHUT YOUR MOUTH, BITCH!!
[clip] Are yew my next victem?
[Adam and Mark] (laughing)
[Mark] (laughs) [Adam] Aaahh! Weird!
[Mark] Oh no! He's like that bully at every school, who wears a flame-grilled shirt!
[clip] But beatin' chumps like yew is my hobby!
[Mark] "YE FAGGET!"
[clip] Ready to lews?
[Adam] "Where'd you get that accent?"
[Adam] "I got it from Okinawah!"
[Mark] (laughs)
[clip] There's a whole bunch more in the tent.
[Mark] "There's also some sarsaparilla in there tew if ya thurstey!"
[clip] So, which pokémon are you gonna chose for my 99th win?
[clip] 99th?
[Mark] "That's way more than 10!"
[Adam] (derpy laugh)
[Mark] This guy's a fucking plantation owner! He's got the whip, he's got the slaves...
[Adam] That's why he talks like a southern American.
[Mark] "How much for your colored fellow?"
[Adam] "When I beat you, I'm gonna drag your pikachu behind mah truck!"
[clip] I have 10 wins, and I've won two pokémon badges!
[Adam] "AAAAARRH!!"
[Adam] (laughs)
[Mark] Wow... O_O [Adam] (laughs)
[clip] Did you buy those badges or steal them?
[Adam] (laughs) [clip] Did you buy those badges or steal them?
[clip] Either that, or yew competed in some lewser gyms!
[Mark] Ooohh!!
[Mark] "Eeeergh!!" [Adam] "Deeeergh!!"
[clip] What do you mean "loser gyms"?!
[Adam] I like how she's giving a thumbs down.
[clip] Sandshrew...
[clip] Go!
[Mark] "Eheyah!"
[clip] Too bad Sandshrew can't fly!
[Mark] AAAAAARGH!!
[Adam] DAAAARGH!! [Mark] AAAAAARGH!!
[Mark] Eheh!
[Mark] "My burd!"
[clip] Butterfree--
[Mark] "Well, it's a good thing Sandshrew can't fly!"
[Mark] "Rape time~!"
[Adam] Oh god! [Mark] (laughs)
[Mark] (laughs)
[clip] Heh! It's not so 'free' anymore!
[Mark] OOOH NO!!! [Adam] OOOOOHH!!
[Adam] Is he you?!
[clip] You've gotta help your friends!
[Adam] Okay, time to buy a whip!
[Adam] "DAAAAARRGH!!"
[clip] That sandshrew is very tempting.
[Mark] Mmmm~! [Adam] There are wild pokémon everywhere that you do not catch!
[Mark] (laughs) [Adam] There are wild pokémon everywhere that you do not catch!
[clip] That shirt looks like it's from a century or two ago.
[Adam] Are you the fashion police, James?
[Mark] This is how you know he's gay.
[Mark] Also: animal abuse!
[clip] And that makes victory numbur 99!
[Mark] "Eeehh!"
[clip] It's not fair, I'm the one--
[Adam] (laughs) [clip] It's not fair, I'm the one--
[Adam] Life's not fair, you little shit!
[clip] Yew cole tha' last match a faiht?!
[Mark] (laughs)
[Mark] He's actually beating them!
[clip] It's time for some serious trainin'!
[Mark] Oh my god! THIS IS THE EPISODE!
[Mark] OH MY GOD!! (laughs)
[clip] It looks like a straitjacket.
[Mark] "Eeeehh..."
[Adam] "No, it's a gay-jacket!"
[Mark] "Ne-never you mind!"
[Mark] "Get on my sex ta-- I mean, my..."
[Mark] "...'trainin' tent'..."
[clip] Sandshrew, back in the pool!
[Mark] (laughs)
[Mark] "THE PEWL!"
[clip] But sandshrews are weakened by water!
[Adam] Yeah, that's the point.
[clip] Yer lookin' at the only sandshrew in the world that's strong enuff to withstaind water!
[Adam] Does it DRINK water?
[Adam] (laughs)
[Mark] What the fuck is this?! [Adam] (laughs)
[Mark] What the fuck is this?! [Adam] Aaaahh!
[Mark] He's doing nothing! [Adam] He's--
[Adam] He's a fetishist!
[Mark] Yeah...
[clip] What you're doing is wrong!
[clip] Hey Brock! Don't you have anything to say about this?!"
[clip] I do.
[clip] Fuck my big black ass!
[clip] Who's that pokémon?
[Adam] Oh, I wonder who it is!
[Adam] Hey, it's Ted Cruz.
[clip] I'm the product of Christian education.
[clip] Okay, yew whips get a 15 minute break!
[Mark] OG MY GOOOOD!! [Adam] Aaaaahh!!
[Adam] What did he do to them?!
[Mark] Oh, Jesus Christ... I've been here before.
[Adam] Yes.
[Adam] What the...
[Adam] What?!
[Adam] That's how it works?
[Adam] WHAT?!
[clip] I'm gettin' dizzy!
[clip] Stop complaining!
[clip] Roll over there!
[clip] What's that?
[Adam] "Clearly this is Pikachu!"
[clip] Could it be Pikachu?
[clip] Yeah, that's it!
[Adam] Aaaaahh... (－_ლ)
[Adam] WHAT?!
[clip] Sandshreeew! Where are yeeew?
[clip] Maybe it ran away.
[Adam] Does he have a finger up his butt right now, or what?
[Mark] I don't know... [Adam] Does he have a finger up his butt right now, or what?
[clip] I'm exhausted! You take the bag now!
[clip] But a real gentleman--
[Adam] Is the bag, like, rubber insulated, or what?
[Mark] Fuck! [Adam] Is the bag, like, rubber insulated, or what?
[Adam] Is the bag, like, rubber insulated, or what?
[clip] Well, as you know, I'm no gentleman!
[Mark] Transgender: Confirmed!
[Adam] Weird! What just happened?
[Adam] "Daaaarrh!"
[clip] Sandshrew! [Mark] "Hm-hm~! Mmmm~!"
[Mark] "Hm-hm~! Mmmm~!"
[Mark] (laughs)
[clip] He cares deeply for his pokémon.
[Adam] Real deep!
[Mark] Oh no... [Adam] OOH!!
[Mark] Awww! [clip] A.J. does care about them.
[Adam] Weird... [clip] A.J. does care about them.
[Adam] "Nyeh heh heh heh!"
[Mark] A little too much, if you ask me... [Adam] "Nyeh heh heh heh!"
[Adam] Can you rip it off?
[Mark] It is a coin...
[clip] So these are the creewps who kidnapped my sandshrew?!
[Mark] "Yeah! creewpsh!" [clip] So these are the creewps who kidnapped my sandshrew?!
[clip] I'll take care o' this!
[Mark] "Get me mah shotgun!"
[clip] Ekans! Bind it now!
[Mark] Oh no, it's used to bondage, so...
[Adam] "Aaarghh!" [Mark] That won't work.
[Mark] (laughs)
[Adam] He's trained it well. [Mark] (laughs)
[Adam] He's trained it well. [clip] So strong!
[Mark] Yeah, it's also used to getting sludge all over its face.
[Adam] Yeah...
[Mark] Why?...
[Mark] DEEEERRH!!
[Mark] (laughs)
[Mark] Oh my god!
[Mark] (laughs)
[clip] Drill into the ground, 'till it splits!
[Mark] What move is that?
[Adam] What's happening?...
[Adam] Oh.
[Adam] You're killing us all. I see.
[Mark] What?!
[Adam] How far down is that?
[Mark] Whaat?!
[clip] We did it Sandshrew!
[Mark] "Weeeh!" [Adam] "We deid it!"
[clip] Victory number 100!
[Adam] "We chased away that goddamn queer real good!"
[Mark] "The south always weins!"
[Adam] Okay... well...
[Mark] Uh-- okay?...
[Mark] (laughs)
[Adam] Uhmm... [Mark] That's not-- oh-- OH! Oh!
[Mark] Nice editing! Great editing!
[Adam] They just needed a few more seconds. [Mark] Top--
[Adam] They just needed a few more seconds. [Mark] Top notch!
[clip] So loung!
[Mark] "I'm off to go scalp me some Indians."
[clip] A.J., I'm not gonna lose next time!
[Mark] "What? I can't hear you!"
[Adam] (laughs) [Mark] "What? I can't hear you!"
[Mark] "All I hear is a babey cryin' in the woods!"
[clip] There are many paths that lead to the Pokémon League, and Ash is--
[Adam] AAAHH!!
[Mark] (laughs)
[Mark] That walk!!
[Adam] (laughs)
[Mark] Holy shit! [Adam] (laughs)
[Mark] Terrible! [Adam] "There are many paths to enter the Pokémon League."
[Adam] "There are many paths to enter the Pokémon League."
[Adam] "Ash chose the baby-path."