(techno music)
- You've got a hat on.
- What?
- It's a chip hat, it was a joke.
- Oh. - Don't take it personally.
- Huh?
- You should laugh!
Enjoy it.
Did you not think it was funny?
- No, but what's Grant doing?
- Urgh. That guy.
He watches porn at his desk.
- Ew.
- Yeah, well, cry porn.
- Oh.
Wait, what is cry porn?
- It's videos you watch yo make yourself cry.
- Oh my god (sobs). (clapping)
- (army husband) I love you so much.
- (wife) I missed you so much.
- Why would anyone wanna do that?
- It's self-manipulation.
You get a big release from it.
You know, watching cops befriend at-risk youth
is huge for guys like that.
- Wild.
- I have no problem with someone doing that at home,
but at work?
Gross.
Grant O'Brien!
We can see you.
- Oh, uh, Katie, Rekha.
I'm just watching people fuck.
- Oh come off it Grant.
We know your game.
- [Man] I'm going to turn the implant on now.
You might not hear anything at first.
- [Woman] Baby, can you hear me?
- [Child] Mom?
- You're disgusting.
Watching people's private moments for your own pleasure?
What is wrong with you?
- Wow, that was amazing.
Raika!
- Do you have anymore?
- Yeah.
Wait to you see Jimmy Kimmel's monologue
about his neighbor who got a flat tyre.
- Oh!
- [Newsman] And after the accident,
that teacher's heart went to his stone.
- [Man] Rex's been sitting by the grave since, Bill died.
- [Boy] I was just so happy to finally have a friend.
(sobbing)
My daddy is in heaven.
But he wrote this poem for my birthday.
- [News reporter] And that little boy with autism,
made the game-winning free throw.
- [Teenage Boy] We play trumpet over Skype to stop famine.
- [News Reporter] And that Jimmy Kimmel,
made the winning free throw.
For CBS news, I'm Steve Harvey, on the road.
- You know I can't believe you people.
You're perverts.
Doing that at work!
Children could come by!
Now if you'll excuse me,
(buzzing) Momma's gotta tingle.
Hey it's Grant from Collegehumor.
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And...
Sorry, you guys it feels like I'm out.
Am I out?
'cause I can see the top of the camera so it's...
Is this better?
Alright.
It feels worse.
Okay.
Thanks for watching!