those of you who don't know the lord's been taking her to heaven for several years and
showing her things and bringing her back and allowing her to share with us so let's just
welcome kat kerr most of the videos i look at are a little out there but this week i think
we take a look at someone and i wouldn't often say this someone who is absolutely batsh crazy
stick around to the end of this video as we discover what it's actually like in heaven
hello i'm the skeptic i watch videos on youtube that make extraordinary claims whether that's
evolution is fake or atheism is wrong but mostly the claim that a god is real and then explain why
i don't accept their position before we start today's video hit the like the subscribe and
the bell that would be fantastic i've heard the name cat cur a few times and her name is always
followed by utter confusion here is a lady that has apparently been to heaven several times that's
right been to heaven the idea of an afterlife would be great though it's taken many years
to come to terms with the fact that there more than likely isn't one maybe cat could change our
minds like going on vacation somewhere you get the advice of someone that's actually been there right
so i want to encourage you to understand that your family still loves you no one has forgotten you
they're making plans for you in this little vapor of time that we're in right now on this earth use
it powerfully what a way to start off a video i'm hooked though when i say hooked i just mean that
i'm hearing things that i'd want to hear i'm not entirely sure what background cat has but this
is bringing back memories of when i would go to spiritualist readings and just hear phrases that
other folks would want to hear no one's going to jump on board with someone that says your
family hates you and can't remember you they don't have any plans for you because they think you're
garbage we're only on earth for a finite amount of time so why bother just call me dog dur the
absolute opposite of cat cur to love to forgive and to be willing and obedient i understand john
his last message love one another just an fyi you don't need a person in a book to tell you what to
do if the only reason you are kind to someone is because it says so in a book then you're not
really a very good person that should be the thing we do the most amen don't forget to love if you
get a choice forgive people who are bashing you when you do that it really does wound the demons
oh great another one that thinks demons are real that demon that was in control of the rest of them
and that girl started whining on each other i've actually never been less convinced that a story
happened demons whine on each other and bash on people demons sound completely non-threatening
and it is our time to torment the demons torment beings that haven't ever been proven to be real
i guess after you've attempted to torment demons you'll go and see about throwing tomatoes at
bigfoot or consider in loch ness just to annoy the loch ness monster all will be equally as effective
say it's our honor and privilege to torment the demons and it's my honor and privilege to watch
videos like this and commentate on just how stupid the words you're saying actually are and then i
they gave me their daughter's phone number he and his sister were really close together
and so i called and just spoke to her for a few minutes and and then about i don't know it was
probably a year later she called me she goes today is my birthday my 30th birthday and i just wanted
to know does my brother even remember me does he still think about me because we had planned a
big celebration on this day we didn't know he'd go home so i well she's on the phone to me and
god caught me up to heaven hello hello cat are you still there she's just vanished i don't know i was
talking and she's oh hello cat cat cat cat oh geez i'm paying by the minute for this so you just got
called to heaven how on earth would you prove that or is just you saying it what we should accept as
the truth and how does this happen does god only call you up to heaven when there's a paying client
asking a question that could easily have a made-up answer to it of course the answer is going to be
yes someone who gets paid to talk to supposed dead people isn't going to say things that would annoy
you and stop you coming back for repeat business and i saw her brother standing at a portal
this gonna sound wild but it doesn't matter more wild than the claim you traveled to heaven don't
worry about explaining how on earth that happened cat you carry on and explain how this bit is wild
he was throwing cheetos at her from the portal either cat has a brand deal with cheetos or
there's some kind of exclusivity deal with heaven how on earth did they set that up cheetos have got
some splaining to do and he was singing the worst rendition of happy birthday i've ever
heard and this is the guy who sings was singing for a living right so the sister told you it was
her birthday so it's no surprise she'd want to hear that he was singing happy birthday
she also said it was her brother we all know that siblings like to annoy each other so singing happy
birthday badly sounds exactly like what a sibling would do like man that's that's awful that's awful
you're telling me making up things to make someone feel better just so you can feel good about taking
their money that is truly awful and then god sends me back and i'm she's still going on the phone
i said wait a minute wait wait wait wait wait hang on the client's talking this entire time
you started daydreaming and imagining what you could say to her this really is poor customer
service and you still claim to have been to heaven you've not said how you got there gotta tell you
hey i don't know what you think about this but i gotta tell you what what i just saw a cheetos
brand deal i'm going to be rich i saw your brother and he was throwing cheetos over the portal at you
and she starts to yell and scream she goes that's that's wrong that's still my brother let's do him
she said he would have throw by run by uh what do you want cheeto throwing whatever now how can we
verify that this is exactly how the conversation went cat actually could have said that your
brother was throwing something at you maybe even food because food is less likely to hurt and the
mark we're going to call the sister the mark now would confirm it by saying exactly what was thrown
this is basic cold reading and it's a fraudulent way to tell people what they want to hear just so
you can take their money and buy really awful neck scarves she had her fro too so he she said his
greatest thing to do was run through the room and throw as many cheetos in her fro that would stick
there thus confirming that kids are little fits to each other we've all been there nothing remarkable
about this cat nothing at all and she said he did it all the time and i was so irritated but now
it's the most precious thing in the world that you told me that because i know he didn't forget me
this is on her birthday remember you know this would be far more believable if whilst on the
phone the mark actually had cheetos appear in her hair out of nowhere and i said i'll i don't know
how to tell you this but he he sounded the worst i have ever heard for someone who's anointed to sing
she said was it the worst happy birthday you ever heard in your life i went yeah she said he did
that every year too not surprising since kids do that all the time anyway i'm not blown away at all
so she was so blessed to find out she that he had not changed yeah it was very kind of you to tell
her what she wanted to hear you're a good person i mean as long as you don't take any money for it he
still remembered her he was still himself and she was so blessed by that i need to start charging
for things by speaking to lisa the rainbow giraffe and telling folks what they want to hear
the mark literally got nothing from it other than some words that she needed to hear lisa the
rainbow giraffe leaf bee upon her says that you dear viewer are a great person and can accomplish
anything you want now that'll cost you two dollars in super thanks thanks lisa you're going to make
me rich heaven's army was designed created and made every one of them unique and different
but they are fierce throw too random sometimes too out i make and like word sentence there eh sorry
i meant sometimes i like to throw words out there and make a random sentence too
i'm not entirely sure what she just said then i'm not entirely sure she understood what she
just said then they have one job the ones under gabriel have many different jobs so which is it
one or many make up your mind cat many different positions to do many different things but but
michael is over one specific part and that is the army they have a headquarters they have barracks
this had better not be cat's way of waging a heavenly war on earth i'm not prepared for this
kind of onslaught oh hang on what am i thinking heaven hasn't ever been demonstrated i'm preparing
for a war against imagination i can imagine up something to protect me from all that i'll be fine
carry on they have training fields they're on the sky of heaven and we're supposed to just accept
all this because you say you've been there cat i've been to the afterlife jungle where lisa the
rainbow giraffe leaf bee upon her says you're full of crap how can we demonstrate either one of us is
telling the truth remaneuvers for ages in the past jesus would go send uh michael to gather the army
from the foreigns of heaven i guess now we know the answer to the age-old question where does
jesus keep his armies nope not up his sleevies but in a magical floaty land that only cat has seen
i don't think that answer will catch on somehow you fight on behalf of israel people say amen
it's in the bible go read it and yet unfortunately most bible-believing americans have preconceived
ideas of what people that come from israel are actually like there's only one bible i care about
the book of lisa there's no child murder slavery or drowning entire civilizations in that book
people who like pink hair they think is amazing so the world must be passing their test
because they all love it what does having pink hair have to do with anything trying to add
credibility to yourself by saying people that like pink hair think that what i'm saying is amazing
oh hang on i have pink hair that's amazing you look amazing what do you do i'm a spokesperson
for heaven i've been there and then they all say the same thing they don't say you're a
liar you're false prophet they go what was it like just because people don't say it to you cat
it doesn't mean they don't think it you may well be convinced you go to heaven but until
you can demonstrate it to be the case i'm going to think that maybe you used one too many bottles
of chemical filled hair dye and that's affected your perception of things what was it like is
it beautiful is it amazing is it real is is god real is there a god my bet is that she will say
yes god is real and yes heaven is amazing because she's hardly going to say the opposite
to people who she needs to believe her so that she can get their money in talking to the dead
readings later in life and go oh there is a god and you lived inside of him before you came here
i thought half of me lived in my dad and the other half my mum news to me or maybe she's
just making more stuff up just saying things doesn't make them true cat okay that makes him
interested not bashing amen try that next time try what what is she even saying why isn't anyone
in the crowd shouting out that she's making zero sense hey cat might be time for a nap now
you did live in him stones of fire i find in one translation said that they were they were flaming
stones that satan left on some other planet does anyone have any idea what she's saying that was in
the bible and i already knew what they were so god made me look up like 29 different translations to
go see what they say it is like they missed that one so there are 29 translations of something
and you're the only person that gets it because you go to heaven every weekend to chill with god
sure cat nothing you have done here has demonstrated that you've just said
yeah sure i have pink hair and go to heaven on the regs at least try to explain how you got there and
how you can prove it's real no they didn't ever belong to lucifer okay they were inside god or he
burns with this fire for you this is getting more and more bizarre like i really don't have
any clue what's happening now under the water they burn in the river of life that's in him
the river flows out of him the gemstones flow out of him even the steps of the throne room
have gemstones is she describing what heaven's like saying a throne room has gemstones doesn't
make it any more real demonstrate it cat they flow out of heaven and become the crystal sea
it's called the crystal sea because there's gemstones in it not sand that's why it's called
crystal and saying that a sea has gemstones and not sand doesn't demonstrate that you go to heaven
so we're not actually getting anywhere cat faceted gemstones they're all over heaven they
all come from one place from the father and the fire would burn inside of him and lucifer would
step in and there's this holy mountain inside god so hold up lucifer regularly goes to heaven
too like on a city break to have a vacation away from hell and i'm confused is heaven inside god
or just the mountain of gemstones what use are gemstones in heaven how is any of this relevant
see god is not a man he doesn't look the same inside that we do cat cat you're not supposed
to eat those gemstones jeez so you go to heaven invite only okay then the seas and rivers in
heaven are lined with edible gemstones and when i say edible i mean they're edibles and god
lets you see inside it do you go in through its mouth or up the rear entrance is that why you're
talking so much no no i don't need to finish that see what i mean about bonkers seriously
bonkers i should really end there but there's only another minute and a half of this video left to go
and i kind of want to see if it can get better or worse if you know what i mean but we live there
that's why we like sparkly things way back in our way back in our spirit man we remember that
humans like things that are aesthetically pleasing so that's proof that we live in god
i just can't anymore this has gone beyond weird we met we remember that there's something
that connects when we look at something that's brilliant and beautiful uh gemstones represent
the love of god his love his revelation upon this rock i know he said peter was a rock if we were
to take a shot every time cat said something absolutely mental we'd have to go to hospital
for stomach pumping it wouldn't surprise me if she also sold gemstones and sold them after each talk
saying that each one represents the love of god in giraffe we trust t-shirts represents the love of
lisa just so you know coming soon when god says rock in the bible he's talking about a gemstone
you know that white rock that white rock rock or stone you're going to get when you go home to
heaven and there's a name on the only he and you know it's a white diamond it's not a river rock
yeah it's not river rock i don't get it every syllabus i ever saw showed a river rock when it
talked about that that stone so inside is eternity you never see the end kind of like how i feel with
this video cat there's no end inside of him no end and we ran up and down this mountain and
we slid down the river of life and would jump on the stones of fire through the flames we lived
in those flames you're about to get baptized with them i mean if you made it to this point too you
deserve a bloody medal feel free to let me know in the section below that you made it to this point
so what did we learn about traveling to heaven and back nothing not a sausage but we do know
that cat thinks heaven is made out of gemstones and that people love her pink hair great skeptic
that off as being no more evidence for heaven than we had before a big thank you to this
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