Look, you're wasting our time,
you're not going to get us to not
believe in evolution,
and why is that?
Because the smartest scientists in
the entire world all agree
that it's real.
I'm glad you brought that up,
because, Mr. Reynolds,
science is a
liar sometimes.
So Gladdens was sitting at a
stoplight and eating his bowl of
cereal and some in somebody's rear
ends and the cereal flies
everywhere. And he was, of course,
reasonably upset with the person
that rear ended him.
But then he's telling the story to a
roomful of television writers.
So we can't get past the fact that
he's eating a bowl of cereal while
he's driving his car.
And then he's upset that he's got
cereal all over the car.
Knowing Glenn, it was definitely
some kind of sugar free,
like it's probably some kind of food
made for animals.
So we just right there wrote that
into an episode.
And we love that he had a defense
for it. And then we started talking
about, like, why don't we do an
episode where where he goes
on trial for something like this and
then it just continues
to snowball into various
subjects of what should be
tried, including just
the truth and or reality.
And so we just had this idea that
maybe a really dumb person,
Mac, could make it actually
interesting, sort of salient
point, but in a really dumb way.
And so we came up with this phrase
that science is a liar
sometimes.
Again, that's an interesting point
brought up by a moron who
can't really express himself
in the way that a person would need
to express themselves to make that
a legitimate argument.
He was also wrong
making him and everyone else on
Earth look like a bitch
again.
So please give me your
OK, if
you want to jump.
You've got to go back of the
hamburger store.
I can't listen to the shit that was
improvised. In fact, that entire
sequence was not in the script.
We were just stuck in the van,
Charlie and I.
I mean, I was morbidly obese in
that season and we just had this bag
of chips.
And Charlie was like, just eat the
chips, just keep eating the chips,
just keep eating the chips, see the
whole scene. It was like, OK, I'll
try that. And then he's like, I'm
just going to go in for a chip and
just get really angry with me.
I mean, I remember him saying it was
like it was Charlie's idea.
You know, these are my chips
you don't get I just started yelling
at him and I remembered an idea
that I had and I had years before.
And when I was writing a script
about Dennis and going
to apply for public assistance
and and they go into
an office, they call the welfare
store to get welfare.
And I just thought, well, again,
these people are morons, quite
possibly if they just assign
the word store
to to anything that could be
used to describe pretty much any any
place of business.
So I just set it in the moment
and Charlie laughed.
And that's always the girls like to
make your your scene partner
laugh. Once he did, then I couldn't
stop laughing. And it was that was a
hard scene to shoot.
Sometimes not.
There's also disease, there's
also disease in America.
And abroad.
Many dogs.
God damn it, I don't know how to
express myself unless through anger
and personal attack, I get very
upset. That's a pretty like on
the nose sort of outside
looking in like that's very meta
what we're saying there, that a
character could be both so
unconscious of
himself that he
would only be able
to express himself through anger and
personal attack and yet
conscious enough of himself
to recognize that yet not
change doesn't make
any sense whatsoever.
But we found that with Sunny.
Those are the kinds of things that
that we can get away with because
the audience is in on the joke and
jokes, people will die.
Charlie, take emotion out of those.
Going to point one of the
cornerstones of Paddy's Pub ethnic
lines.
Your are you a little bit.
The reason I'm telling you all this
is because I'm playing both sides so
that I always come out on top.
So with this information, I'm going
to leverage you guys into making me
the head of security at the new
Paddy's Pub. I think that was around
the time when we were all getting in
the Game of Thrones and really
just getting into like the idea of
of a Machiavellian undertaking
where someone is thinking four
or five, six, seven steps
ahead in a game of chess.
And we thought, wow, if these morons
were put into a situation where they
had to do that,
they wouldn't be able to think of
one step ahead, let alone the stuff
that they were on, and then
that Mac would be so stupid.
So he would play both sides,
but then he would tell everybody
that he's playing both sides,
thereby playing no sides
and losing and yet not recognizing
the fact that he was losing by even
divulging that information.
I came up with a really great idea,
dude. Yeah, I'm going to play
both sides.
Why would you tell me that?
Should enough, for whatever reason,
I didn't necessarily think that that
line would stick with people who
resonate with people, but that
that's a meme I see a lot, I
think, because it sticks to
politicians quite a bit, to be
honest with you, we're kind of
trying to figure out what their
position is.
And it seems as though they don't
have one. But they agree with this
side, but they also agree with that
side so that they sort of see which
side wins and then they cover their
bases. I think people can relate to
that.
They're not going to they're not
going to make dicks, and you give
the public a shovel, they dig dicks,
you give them a pen, they draw
dicks, you give them some clag,
definitely going to sculpt Dick and
all of our research.
And we've had scores of
experts and people that have game
tabs that people that work in the
industry are coming in to talk to
us. They said that one
issue that they deal with constantly
in their games is something called
TTP and
in in the Open World Games where
you can manipulate your environment.
They have an acronym for something
that is that really does happen,
which is called Time Subpoena's.
And it's the measurement of how
long it takes for someone to take a
new item that is placed into the
game and for some
for someone out there in the world
to manipulate their environment, to
draw a penis.
And we just thought that is so
stupid and so funny and so
ridiculous to picture like people
waiting for this new item just so
they can be the first one.
And it's oftentimes like in the
seconds, it's not minutes, days,
weeks, months, years.
It's as soon as, say, a shovel gets
put into the game and they can
manipulate your environment by
digging a hole, someone
immediately, within seven seconds
has already dug up a penis.
So we thought, well, if we're going
to make something that seems
authentic to the video game
industry, we should be addressing
things like that. So we did.