Chrissy did you see what John did yesterday no so yesterday's show John had the great uh Richard
Ojeda on one of his favorite guests one of his only friends and he decided to bring up the uh
Danny brand video uh-oh and he started playing so they did about 30 40 minutes just on what a
piece of [ __ ] Anthony is so that's that'll be fun that'll go well for John damn yeah oh
damn I gotta watch that it's it's at the end of his uh episode the episode's like two and a half
hours long so just like scrub through everything it's boring as [ __ ] and then get to that part
Anthony has described has uh has gone through the details of that so many times I know but
it's so funny too because Richard Ojeda doesn't know what Anthony is so every time John's going
isn't this guy a piece of [ __ ] you know he's he's going yeah and so is Matt Gates and he's
like trying to bring it back to like actual Republicans that people know and Jessica yeah
but Anthony Cobia though too it's like what are you doing and John even at one point I'm gonna
have Clips on it for my show tomorrow but at one point John even goes this isn't personal is she's
just a piece of [ __ ] like no it's personal he talked about your kids it's we know it's personal
his whole his motivation for everything he does in life is personal yes correct
it's Vengeance this was really funny this is out of the dabbler's anonymous subreddit the
Beloved subreddit uh this is Stuttering John I guess he had this guy Elon on I'm
not sure who Elon is if he's like another one gold oh okay very funny comedian oh oh
this is Elon Gold okay I know who that is yeah he's great he was really good
well so a lot of gold used to do this Howard Stern impression and back in the 90s he
would get on the Stern Show because Howard took notice and he would come on back when
Howard was a good show he'd bring comedians on during the News segment he was one of the guys
oh wow okay so they're still buds so this is Sterling John avoiding a question with
Yvonne this is the live TV show tune the visual is this also an audio podcast or is this just a live
TV show so to speak it's uh well these are like just from my paying like right the patreon do you
think Elon is trolling him or trying to be friends or both so I watched this whole episode and it's
on our latest episode of who are these podcasts appear on the balcony and uh so what happens is
30 minutes into the conversation Owen tries to get out of it he's like well you know John I got a lot
of stuff going on today so and John's like nope I got more questions for you you're doing great we
got to keep you on there so he tries to get out of the conversation like three different times so I
think at this point he's going John I feel like I'm wasting my time here is there anyone even
watching this oh God kind of things Patron on Youtube because people love I mean these people
Elon wherever you go if you if you're performing in any of the places that any of these people live
in I guaran [ __ ] tea they're gonna get front seat you know to see you they're that long what
really yes you can't even guarantee that people to see you the person to come over to me after
this and say I so you understand I'd love that interview you know like that'll be guarantee it'll
happen wow do we have a library how many times has Elon done his show at this point I've seen
him on a couple times really I this is the first time I've seen him on there but I I love the fact
that John is for some reason guaranteeing people are going to get a front seat whatever that means
you can't even spit out a sentence he's so drunk at this point on the show because
it's only gonna come see you do we know if there's more than 19 people watching this now
well of course there's going to be more I'm joking but do you know numbers now ah
my
uh I pranked I pranked Donald Trump and got them let me Dodge this question remember that thing I
did yeah it's just a very direct question do you know how many people are watching the show right
now and John goes right to Glory Days oh well let me tell you what I accomplished she's like that's
not has nothing to do with anything what do you mean you're asking me about something that makes
me sad so I will pivot to something that makes me happy be fourth one amazing yeah I made Global
News yep I've had over 2 million downloads tonight yeah yeah can you pause it Chrissy no I'm I'm down
playing this is a little inside baseball but John started his podcast in 2017 2018 so it's been on
for four or five years two million downloads over four or five years is actually not that great it's
it's actually not that impressive I bet you and I have much bigger shows than that I don't know
I don't know what my every time I'll get a I'll get an email every once in a while that I've hit
another like million views on YouTube or something but I think yeah you see what I mean see what I'm
talking about that's what I mean this guy's bragging about two billion downloads you're
like yeah every couple weeks I get an email that says I've had a million view more reviews like
yeah Chad's not as popular as he's pretending to be here damn this is a redirect though this is a
mega redirect let's see if a line will fall for it in your Fame and popularity I figured out I
figured out how to make money by sitting on my ass in my own house that is the greatest thing
in the world and I'm I'm so happy for you but Mike I also figured out that if you tell people
that someone has cancer yeah I don't donate to you I figured out how to make money I started a
charity scam it's great I'll let you in on it foreign is I was saying 19 people it was the
joke there could be 190 000 people that could be 1.9 million people watching this but my point is
do you know how many you're watching while you do this you know because like when I go live on
Instagram I know it's a 332 people are watching me like that because what's gonna happen now even
like to post these shows that are only for my channel members
and post them all over the place so it actually helps you get a ton more views he's admitting
that the trolls who like what we're watching right now repost this stuff so we can Goof on
them he's admitting that's a big portion of his audience yes it is that's correct
and I've gotten them taken down because because they try and do it for free so when
all the like and on like on Reddit and Discord this will be seen by a lot of people illegally
illegally so they post them because you know we we love your beer at the balcony's job when
you get drunk by due to your face we love it it's great we love it how many people are watching you
would not understand because I have trolls it's very it's a very complex algorithm I can't tell
you the number of people watch it's like a line it probably has never used like stream yard or
Zoom or whatever yeah this is stream yard you can tell by the the lower thirds here so he can see he
knows the number he absolutely knows he doesn't want to admit it I just want to admit it oh this
is because every other show I do is non-political this is my this is my one show where I just said
that wrong to my friends not political every other show he does is political he goes every other show
I do is non-political so he doesn't even know what he's talking about he's such an idiot he's in it
he should do waters on the balcony yeah right yeah exactly you should do he should do Gatorade at the
gym would be a good good show for him to improve his life yeah smoothies on the balcony with John
but and the only reason I haven't watched it don't take offense I don't watch any podcast or listen
to anything and I definitely don't want yours yeah you'd be pretty cool if I started watching shows
how like he looks like exhausted I don't know how long he's been on here but like the the fact
that you have to at any point hold your own head during a podcast appearance yeah the body language
the last three beer on the balconies we've gone over all of them all he's three for three now
with guests saying Are We Done Yet and thinking that the conversation's over 30 minutes in and
John's saying no we still got another 30 minutes they're just like oh my God what are we gonna talk
about I got so upset there was this guy who came on who left like earlier than he had planned and
it ruined his whole day like he was so sour over I can't remember his name but he was like a legit
like working in Washington like you could tell he snuck away yeah found a little PC reporter
who was right he was actually reporting and he's like I gotta go because there's something
happening right now and John's like oh well now what am I going to do something real going on
and tell your seven listeners uh that was the episode you were on right you and Frank yeah
yeah that was great it was really funny oh my god when John has to fill Time It's the funniest part
because he has no idea what to talk about he just sounds like a blithering idiot how does he have
all these These are still all contacts that he has from his time on Stern and to The Tonight
Show or is it just because he yeah is a verified Twitter yeah so yeah what he does because people
have been documenting this what John does is he tweets at people all day long saying come on my
show okay some idiots like a lot he's learned his lesson go sure John I'll come on your show
you know and then they realize oh that was dumb then they're like how many people are watching
this I'll never know it's a mystery it's uh I need to do a software update so I cannot see the number
we we didn't really stop it at the time but one of the things that Elon said it was so funny he
goes well be waiting for the day when somebody tells me that they saw me on the Stuttering John
podcast honestly that's one of the funniest thing anyone's ever said I'm setting Chat Show don't
hold your breath buddy love you guys thank you for the chats thank you for the comments I will see
you guys tomorrow bye bye all right love you guys uh I don't even want to leave this candle smells
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