Oh, yes, we are. The master and I are gonna have words.
He knows I hate clowns. God, I hate them. I hate them all.
I hate Bozo, Ronald, Chuckles...
...with their freaking dumb noses and their lousy party hats.
Ugh!
I don't mind being short, fat and ugly, but the pay sucks.
[LAUGHS]
What--? Hey, easy with that face. l'm eating.
What does this remind you of, huh? No, naughty boy.
[CLOWN FARTS]
Oops. A wet one.
I hope I didn't stain my underwear.
Look at that. Skid marks. Ha-ha-ha.
Get away from me, you freak!
CLOWN: Oh, coming from a monster, that really hurts my feelings.
Come back here, scrotum face. I'm not done with you yet.
Unh! Feels like my skin is about to explode.
That's just your viral necropIasm going through its larval stage.
Move over.
Soon you're gonna get hair in funny places and start thinking about girls.
Getting a chubby, studly?
Come on, a half guy, a semi? Ha-ha-ha.
Just get me to a hospital.
A hospital?
Have you Iooked in a mirror lately, burnt man walking? Ha-ha-ha.
Even the entire cast of ER couldn't put you back together again.
How do I put this to you?
You're pushing up daisies. You're in permanent nap time.
You're fertilizer.
Hey, is any of this sinking in? You're dead.
D-E-D. Dead.
I guess five years feeding earthworms has eaten what little brain there was in there.
What are you?
WelI, allow me to kick-start your memory.
Hang on, these flashbacks can be killers.
You're the dead man.
See you in hell, Al.
Wanda!
[GROWLING]
MALEBOLGIA: This is the bargain.
If you lead my army, you can see Wanda again.
[GRUNTING]
What is your answer?
Yes! Yes, I will lead your army!
Anything for Wanda!
MALEBOLGIA: If you fail me...
...you will die.
Avenge your murder.
KiIl Jason Wynn.
So Malebolgia spent five years preparing the earth for your arrival, mister.
A little death, a little destruction.
Perfect marriage.
Speaking of marriage, guess who's not your fiancee anymore.
Eh! And the winners are Wanda and Terry.
Multiplying like rabbits.
[SlNGING] And humping and porking
And doing it and liking it
You stay away from her.
I don't want Wanda.
I want you to take care of Wynn.
And then you and the army can kick some angelic buttocks. Heh-heh-heh.
And in return for your services...
...we'Il get Wanda back for you.
Heck, you can have every Wanda on the planet. Why settle for leftovers, huh?
[CLOWN LAUGHING]
I love this guy. You kill me.
Go ahead, stud. You do-- Ah!
This is all some sadistic game of Wynn's.
And when I catch him, he's gonna wish he had killed me when he had the chance.
That's it. That's the spirit.
Just think of me as your guardian angel. The clown from hell.
You're Jimmy Stewart and I'm Clarence.
[MlMICS JAMES STEWART] "Oh, well, uh.
Every time somebody farts, a demon gets his wings."
[CLOWN FARTING]
[IN NORMAL VOICE] Oops, twins. Ha, ha.
Get away from me, you fudge-packing midget.
You still don't get it, do you, Amnesia Boy?
We're gonna have to dig a little deeper.
[GRUNTS]
SPAWN: What is this?
This is where old folks go after Florida, son.
What is that you say?
"Can I dig up my body now?"
Why, certainly. Of course you can.
And if you strike oil, half of it is mine.
Start digging.
MAN: Hail Satan, lord of all that we can see.
In the name of Luther, Bialy and Levinson...