>> THERE IS NOTHING TO BE SCARED ABOUT, LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT
WE'VE GOT HERE.
HERE IN THE DELICACIES WE'VE GOT HOT SAUCE, WE'VE GOT A GIANT
WATER SCORPION, A SARDINE SMOOTHIE, PIG FLESH MEAT JELLY,
BIRD SALIVEA-- A HERRING ROLL MOP.
>> A WHAT.
>> HERRING ROLLMOP, IS THIS, I AM NOT ENTIRELY SURE WHAT ST.
>> A TRUSTY FAVORITE, THE OLD BULL'S PENIS AND A ONE THOUSAND
YEAR OLD EGG.
OKAY, SO YOU ARE GOING TO ASK ME THE FIRS QUESTION.
SO PICK SOMETHING THAT YOU WOULD LIKE ME TO EAT IF I DON'T GET
THE QUESTION.
WHAT DO YOU-- WHAT DO YOU FANCY?
>> I LIKE WHAT IS IN FRONT OF ME NOW.
>> YOU'RE GOING TO GO WITH THE GIANT WATER DINOSAUR.
>> THE GIANT WATER SCORPION, OKAY.
>> JAMES.
>> YES.
>> ORDER THESE BALDWINS FROM FAVORITE TO LEAST.
BILLY, ALEC, STEPHEN AND MYSELF.
>> James: OH, WELL, YOU ARE A BIEBER NOW SO I COULD-- OKAY.
HANG ON.
WELL, ARE YOU THE FAVORITE, SO HE'LL GO YOU.
>> OKAY, GO ON, OKAY.
>> James: I'VE NEVER MET BILLY BALDWIN.
>> RIGHT.
>> James: SO I'M JUST GOING TO PUT HIM LAST.
>> OKAY, FAIR ENOUGH.
>> James: I'LL PUT HIM LAST.
>> UH-HUH.
>> James: AND THEN STEPHEN'S YOUR DAD.
>> MY FLESH AND BLOOD.
>> James: AND ALEC IS A GREAT GUEST.
I MET YOUR DAD, HE WAS REALLY NICE.
>> EXACTLY.
>> James: BUT THEN ALEC FEELS LIKE HE GETS ANGRY SOMETIMES.
LIKE I DON'T WANT HIM TO WATCH THIS AND GET CROSS.
I DON'T WANT TO CROSS BALDWINS.
I WILL GO BILLY, ALEC, STEPHEN, YOU.
THERE YOU GO.
>> YOU DONE HAVE TO EAT, THAT'S TRUE.
THAT WAS HONEST.
>> James: I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU HAILEY BIEBER, LET'S GET A
LITTLE BIRD SALIVA ON THIS, A LITTLE BIRD SALIVA.
HERE IS YOUR QUESTION.
>> DON'T DO THE TURN AROUND THING, IT MAKES ME NERVOUS.
>> James: HAILEY.
>> YES.
>> James: HOW MUCH MONEY DID YOU GET TO APPEAR IN THE FYRE
FESTIVAL PROMOS?
(APPLAUSE) >> OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
I AM NOT GOING TO SHARE BUT IT MADE FOR A VERY GENEROUS
DONATION TO CHARITY.
>> James: YOU GAVE THE MONEY AWAY, YOU GAVE THE MONEY AWAY
AFTER YOU SAW HOW GREAT IT WAS?
>> YES, I DID.
>> James: WELL, I'M NOT GOING TO MAKE YOU EAT FOR THAT, THAT
IS VERY, VERY, THAT'S NOBLE, WELL DONE.
>> OKAY.
NOW YOU CAN CHOOSE WHATEVER YOU WANT FOR ME HERE, WHAT WOULD YOU
LIKE TO CHOOSE FOR ME?
>> I THINK I'M GOING TO DO, DO, DO THE BULL'S PENNIST.
>> James: A BULL'S PENNIST, ALL RIGHT, GO FOR T WHAT IS YOUR
QUESTION?
>> JAMES.
>> James: YES.
>> YOU ARE AN EXECUTIVE PRODUCER ON DROP THE MIC.
THE SHOW THAT I HOST.
>> James: YES, THIS IS TRUE.
>> IF TNT CALLED YOU AND SAID YOU NEEDED TO FIRE ONE OF THE
TWO HOSTS WOULD IT BE ME OR MET MAN?
>> James: I MEAN THE SHOW DOESN'T WORK WITHOUT EITHER OF
YOU.
AND METHODMAN IS VERY STRONG AND I THINK HE WORK-- WOULD KILL ME
BUT THE SHOW WITHOUT YOU ISN'T THE SHOW, SO-- .
>> IT'S CRUNCHY.
>> James: OH, THAT PENNIST REALLY STICK-- PENIS REALLY
STICKS TO YOUR TEETH, OKAY.
HAILEY, HAILEY, HAILEY, WHERE SHALL WE GO, LET'S GIVE
YOU-- I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU THE PIG FLESH MEAT JELLY, OKAY, HAVE
A LOOK AT IT, IT'S DELICIOUS.
>> IT SMELLS LIKE DOG FOOD.
>> James: OKAY, HAILEY, YOU'RE MARRIED TO JUSTIN BIEBER.
>> YEAH.
>> James: RATE THESE JUSTIN BIEBER LOOKS FROM BEST TO WORST.
LONG HAIR, DREADS OR BOOBEE BIEBER.
>> OKAY, FIRST OF ALL, HE IS SO HANDSOME.
I-- I I SHALL-- I LOVED THE DREADS, PERSONALLY.
I THOUGHT THEY LOOKED REALLY COOL.
>> James: SHUT THE FRONT DOOR, THAT.
>> LOVED IT.
>> James: LOVE IS BLIND, KIDS, LOVE IS BLIND.
>> IN IS ABSOLUTELY NO DOUBT HE IS AN ADORABLE KID, YOU KNOW.
HE DIDN'T LOVE THE SWOOSH.
>> James: YEAH.
THIS IS CLEARLY THE WORST ONE, JUST TO BE CLEAR, EVEN JUSTIN
WOULD BE LIKE YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT, THAT -- THAT WAS A DARK
TIME.
>> I THINK HE LOOKS HOT.
I AM NOT-- .
>> James: NO WAY, ARE YOU GOING TO EAT THAT?
IT IT IS EASY TO CHOOSE, YOU DON'T HAVE TO EAT T YOU DON'T
HAVE TO EAT IT.
>> I THINK HE LOOKS GOOD IN ALL OF THEM.
>> James: OH, THAT WAS SPILL YOUR GUTS OR FILL YOUR GUTS,
DROP THE MIC IS ON WEDNESDAYS AT 10 ON TNT.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY.