[music playing]
All right, we're back with Demi Lovato,
who revealed that she is working on an R-rated version
of the Disney film Camp Rock.
So we're going to play a special version of Five Second Rule.
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All right.
Ellen, what are three things you shouldn't
do in a movie theater?
[ticking]
Oh, pee, and scream, and curse.
[ding and buzzer]
Ooh.
No.
No?
OK.
Nope, didn't do it.
Demi, name three ways you can make Camp Rock R-rated?
[ticking]
Sex scene!
[ding]
No, no, no.
Wait, no, no.
Hold up.
[laughter]
You name all three, and then you hit it
when you're done with all three.
Got it.
Yes.
OK.
[ticking]
Curse words, boobies, sex.
[ding]
OK, good.
[laughs]
[applause]
Yes.
OK.
Ellen, name three things you could do in a broken elevator.
[ticking]
Have sex, show your boobies, and take your--
[buzzer] --clothes off.
[ding]
[laughter]
Yes!
I didn't make it, did I?
Demi, name three nicknames for a woman's private parts.
[ticking]
Oh my god!
Coochie.
[ding]
No!
I'm sorry.
You got to name them--
[laughter and applause]
Coochie, box, Becky.
[ding]
[laughter]
Becky.
Y'all came to a very special taping of--
Oh, I'm so sorry.
All right.
Ellen, name your three favorite curse words.
[ticking]
[bleep], [bleep], damn.
[ding]
Pow!
[cheering and applause]
OK, you can remember those, right?
Yes.
Demi, name three different curse words.
[ticking]
Those are my favorite.
Yes.
[laughter]
[buzzer]
I'm out.
They're everyone's favorite.
Yes.
You don't have any others?
I can't really-- bitched, cu--
Ugh.
[laughter and applause]
Nothing, I'm not saying those.
No, no.
All right.
Maybe not that one.
All right.
OK.
Ellen, give me three terms for having sex.
[ticking] Doing it, getting down, getting dirty.
[ding]
[LAUGHTER, CHEERING, AND APPLAUSE]
Oh man.
OK.
Demi--
I am old.
[laughter]
I was waiting for you to say bumping uglies.
Oh, well.
Ooh.
Well--
I should have said knocking boots or something else.
All right.
Give me three different terms for having sex.
[ticking]
Birds and the bees, bumping uglies, screwing.
[ding]
[laughter and applause]
Are you uncomfortable?
No--
I'm so uncomfortable.
Birds and the bees?
Yes.
Hey, let's go do the birds and the bees.
[laughter]
OK.
Ellen?
Yes.
What are three things you shouldn't lick?
[ticking]
The ground, something gross, and someone's--
[buzzer] --face.
[ding]
[laughter and clapping]
Demi, name three things you shouldn't
say to a police officer.
[ticking]
Go [bleep] yourself.
[laughter]
No, you should not.
I hate you.
[buzzer]
You're doing a bad job.
Yes.
(LAUGHINGLY) You're doing a bad job.
[ding]
[ringing]
[cheering and applause]
(LAUGHINGLY) You're doing a bad job.
[laughter]
You're doing a bad job!
[drumroll]
This is the hottest chip in the world, made with the hottest
pepper in the world.
Ooh!
Now it's just going numb.
(SINGING) 'Cause if it isn't love, why do I feel this way?
[buzzer]
Oh!
Oh my god!
Wow.
[music playing]
Beautiful Adele I saw out in the real world.
I don't say hello.
I don't give her the cornball line.
I go, wazzup!
[laughter]