- Hi, I'm Peter Hermann
and I'm here at BuzzFeed to read
and respond to your very thirsty tweets.
(funk music)
Alright, here we go!
I had three dream last night about Peter Hermann.
I never thought my next celebrity rivalry
would be Marishka Harigitay.
I will say this, you'll lose hands down, no question.
And then my follow up is just what were the dreams?
But we can do that offline.
My God, look at this!
You sent this at 11am.
You're tweeting about me at 11am.
Get back to work.
So when is my very own Peter Hermann
going to walk into my life?
Very, very , very soon.
Your very own to have, and to hold,
and to be incredibly thirsty about.
Now, we have to do this is a German accent, right?
Leave it to Peter Hermann to make German a sexy language.
(speaking in German)
Everybody's gonna look at it and they're like
that doesn't sound sexy.
Alright, here we go.
I'd like thank @YoungerTV
for all the half naked Peter Hermann content.
Really doing God's work.
I think that is a fairly broad interpretation
of what God's work is on this earth,
but I feel very honored that
I can be a part of spreading that particular message.
God bless.
I wanna lick Peter Hermann's abs.
So thank you for that.
The next time they get dirty,
I'll know who to call.
Just a morning thought: Peter Hermann with
his gray hair
(laughing)
and green eyes, he's just so sexy.
That is not the way to my heart.
My wife at least calls it salt and pepper,
which I think at this point might be
being generous.
Wow, Peter Hermann with his gray hair.
I'm taking this one home.
I'm showing this one to Mariska.
She'll laugh.
I wanna lick Peter Hermann's face,
but she adds, this is fantastic.
I wanna lick Peter Hermann's face.
Respectfully.
I would only have you do it respectfully
and I would respectfully receive your licking.
Maggie says "Peter Hermann is so hot"
and then "Thank you for coming to my TED talk"
Oh, that's her TED talk.
That's really funny.
(laughing)
That is a fantastically efficient TED talk
'cause people actually want it shorter than 20 minutes.
Finally, the two and half second TED talk
'cause that's all the attention span
that anybody has anyway.
Peter Hermann. Father. Husband.
Actor. Author. Photographer.
Baker. Barista.
Barista?
He just looks like he cooks a perfect steak.
Probably flies to heaven at night with his huge wings
because he's literally an angel.
Not being a millennial,
I don't know what "He just looks like
"he cooks a perfect steak" actually means.
If that is a euphemism,
or if it's just about cooking a perfect steak,
thank you that you think I
cook a perfect steak.
Maybe we need to
cook some steak together.
(laughing)
I watch Younger because Peter Hermann is a babe.
In all caps, so you yelled that.
I understand that.
Please sir, come take me.
Alright.
And I like the fact that your profile picture
is a picture of my wife.
(laughing)
Which is not, that's not the first one.
Imagine, you do not want this world!
Imagine a world where all men were Peter Hermann.
Trust me, one's enough.
You're mad,
'cause she says " a Prince Charming,
"where's my Peter Hermann?"
And I say "Absolutely!"
I think he's coming.
I think he's on the way.
This literally, quite literally,
the bottom of the barrel.
Lauren I'm puzzled by your format.
I'm just puzzled by your format.
It's Peter Hermann:
And I get to say nothing.
I'm gonna go to the writer's room
and I have an issue with the fact that
you get all the lines, A,
and B you're in all caps, so you're yelling.
Oh my God, I love you.
You're so cute and I wanna make, I love this,
I wanna make sure you're always protected and happy.
I love one man only.
You deserve the world.
I'm, and this is fantastic,
I'm crying S-H-S-H.
Which I think that you at the, means at of your yelling,
you deteriorate just into a puddle of
deep affection for me
and I couldn't be more grateful,
or perhaps thirst, which is also nice,
but next thing now I'm thirsty.
Very, very thirsty.
Thank you, this has been thirsty.
It has been fun, thank you for thirsting with me.
Make sure you watch the thirstiest show out there,
Younger 10pm Wednesday's on TV Land.
Bye.
All done, cya!
(funk music)