Have a seat.
Get your feet up, yeah, look at that Chief Operating Officer and
World Heavyweight Champion Brock Lesnar.
[SOUND] Hello, I want Brock Lesnar, guess not.
[LAUGH] Triple H is gonna be mad that you're here, don't you?
I bet that's the laptop he sends all those nasty emails about you to Vince.
You think Triple H is the type of guy that actually gets a backup
on his hard drive Brock.
He likes this one that computer is gonna have no resale value whatsoever.
Imagine though, the nasty things Triple H types about you,
all those sycophantic employees here at WWE World Headquarters.
A one punch knockout by the reigning defending World Heavyweight Champion,
Brock Lesnar.
Brock, Brock, now Brock, Triple H might get
really mad if you do something like this, Brock.
[LAUGH] Now that's the way a real man uses a sledgehammer,
look at this joint, you have trashed his office.
Man this reminds me what Triple H is gonna look like after the Steel Cage Match.
You're gonna trash his entire well Brock no the TV,
Mr Lesnar you have a future as interior decorator.
This entire place is trashed, appropriate since Triple H married into trash.
Well I think he gets the message now, don't you?
The destruction of this office is exactly the destruction that awaits
Triple H when he gets locked inside the steel cage, with Brock Lesnar.
>> I think we're done.
>> I think we ought to be going just in case Triple H is wondering,
I think I'll leave him my business card, let him know that we were here.
>> Job well done.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> He is gone, that's pretty extreme.
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> [LAUGH]
[MUSIC]
>> And there is Brock Lesnar, still pacing like the animal that he is,
and who can blame Lesnar, after what happened in Survivor Series?
>> He's got a reason to be living Cole, Lesnar's got a reason to be hot.
I'm grateful I'm out here and not back there.
>> Lesnar screwed out of the title by his agent, Paul Heyman and
where the hell is he going now?
>> [NOISE] >> Why wouldn't you?
>> Hey Brock, hey buddy, look man, I just wanna tell you that I was really impressed
with your performance at Survivor Series Sunday I mean, it was awesome.
You German suplexed the Big Show, you F-5 the Big Show, I mean, that was incredible.
It's just too bad that your agent, Paul Heyman had to go and
screw you out of the title man, that was terrible.
But you know what if you had a few more attributes and,
maybe just a little more magnitude,
then you probably wouldn't have suffered such an unfortunate twist of fate.
>> [NOISE] [APPLAUSE]
>> My God.
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> Matt. >> Matt.
>> You all right? >> Matt, can you hear us?
>> Matt.
>> [NOISE] >> Look at Lesnar,
Lesnar, unloading on the Cadi.
>> Strip it, axe went through the door.
>> And the window.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> John,
probably Lesnar has become his own Minnesota wrecking crew out here.
>> [LAUGH] Yes he has.
>> [NOISE]
>> Have look att that not again,
the prized possession the price car of J&J a gift from Seth Rollins.
>> [NOISE] Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
>> Brock drove the axe right through the front door, windows smashed down.
>> [LAUGH] >> Here goes that corner panel.
>> Brock has turned $50,000 car,
single handedly >> And nobody's gonna stop them either.
>> [NOISE] >> A car bought by Seth Rollins.
>> And it's $55,000, Brock is destroying.
>> [NOISE] >> And he's not done yet.
>> [APPLAUSE] [NOISE]
>> Brock just taunting J&J security and
Seth Rollins.
>> If that car could tap out it would.
>> [NOISE]
>> My gosh.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> My God.
>> [APPLAUSE] [NOISE] >> Uh-oh.
>> [NOISE]
>> Right now.
>> Look at this, Joey Mercury had enough his prized possession destroyed and
now from behind Noble.
>> No not again.
>> Noble's already got broken ribs, the Kimura Lock by Lesnar,
Lesnar might have broken Noble's arm, Lesnar might have broken Noble's arm.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> And
now Joey Mercury with nowhere to go.
>> Or with somewhere to go, this is not where you wanna go, and
there's no place pleasant to go.
>> I don't think Mercury's seen the last of his prized Cadillac.
>> Suplex, suplex, suplex, suplex, suplex.
>> And again Noble may have a broken arm after Brock applied the Kimura Lock.
>> Remember that Cadillac's form?
>> No no no, my God.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> Lesnar
what a clothesline, Brock Lesnar.
>> [NOISE] >> Watch out, look out Lesnar's
tossing furniture everywhere, chair after chair on top of Miz.
>> My God.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> Miz look out.
>> I don't know if that was wise, Miz trying to get himself to Lesnar.
>> What is he doing? >> Miz going after Lesnar,
Miz going after Lesnar.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> And Lesnar Lesnar, just like that,
no, no, watch the couch, look out, Lesnar, F5.
>> [APPLAUSE] [NOISE] >> Brock, no more, no more, you're gonna
kill him, Brock, no more, no more, no more, no more, no more, okay, he's sorry.
>> This is my house.
>> He's sorry.