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all right so we all know and love the
x-men and it's huge cast of super people
the x-men and mutants for that matter
symbolized the outcast the
underappreciated the alienated we love
them because pretty much all of us have
felt that way at one time or another but
do they really deserve our sympathy and
adoration I'm Jocelyn the intern I do
all the research nobody else wants to
straight from the desk
oh yes battle a lot of people in the
Marvel Universe hate mutants and that
just makes them racists and bigots right
well I'm not so sure about that
don't get me wrong I'm not saying it's
okay to hate mutants or anyone because
they're different no no no that would be
horrible hating them because they're
pieces of [ __ ] on the other hand well
that's just fine and dandy and before
you start with all that oh but Joslyn
the mins that save the world Cal is time
stuff listen I hear you but 99% of the
time they're saving the world from other
goddamn mutants I get that with all
these mutants coming into the world
you're bound to get some bad apples hell
there are plenty of shitty people but
that doesn't even compare to the amount
of misguided mutants like one maybe two
percent of humans are straight-up evil
but with mutants is literally like 50/50
for crying out loud there was once a
Brotherhood of Evil Mutants I mean there
still is but they just took the evil
part out of their name presumably after
they got around to hiring a PR guy
anyway my point is a whole [ __ ] ton of
mutants are out there just being bad
guys blowing up cities and creating
traffic jams or whatever bad people do
think about all the amazing things these
mutants could do if they weren't
spending 99% of their time fighting each
other storm could straight up and
droughts across the world you know how
big of an impact that would have on
world hunger oh is your city having
rolling blackouts not anymore because
Cyclops has infinite energy pouring out
of his get dam
face when enhanced by Bishop Cyclops can
put out two gigawatts that is nuclear
reactor levels of energy plus
practically zero carbon footprint honey
who cares about your carbon footprint
when ice man can just refreeze the polar
ice caps and effectively stabilize
global warming ah if these mutants would
just work together they could literally
change earth into a utopia instead they
all just fight each other and we have to
worry about getting killed in the
crossfire so yeah don't hate mutants
because they're different hate them
because they're pissing away the most
amazing gift of all time and generally
being dicks about it oh and before you
leave I want you to think about all the
mutant powers and how they could do
something to benefit the planet and
leave it in the comments below and then
try not to be really depressed afterward