- Stay down!
Don't move!
Yeah!
Mayday! Mayday! This is the Sawyer-Two.
We're under attack by pirates.
Requesting an immediate aid.
They say everybody's good at something.
Me? I talk to fish.
That's how I met my friend, Storm.
He's always there when I need a lift.
Some people think that makes me a joke.
But I don't care. You know why?
'Cause I'm also good at something else.
And that's breaking heads.
Pow! Papa took on all the pirates.
I was like, "Well, the pirates think that--"
- Hi-ya!
Papa kicked their butts.
Those chum lickers didn't stand a chance.
Ooh!
Papa kicked their asses and took their names.
Yeah! Come on!
- Watch out.
Sorry, Pops. My bad.
Oh, yeah, this is my son, Arthur Jr.
See, four years ago, everything changed.
I met a woman, fell in love, and the next thing I know,
we're getting married and having a kid.
This little guy's the best thing that ever happened to me.
- But this kid, he doesn't sleep.
What you got in there, huh?
Okay--
And he never misses.
- What the...
And then, I'm up at the crack of dawn
because on top of getting married and having a kid...
- ...I finally got a job.
That's right. I'm the king of freaking Atlantis.
- How did I score that, you asked?
Well, I stopped my brother, Orm,
from attacking the surface world.
And in doing so, I claimed the throne from him.
At first I was all like...
- Yeah!
The territorial waters are long held...
But then, as it turned out,
being king wasn't all it was cracked up to be.
It's just meetings all day and politics.
I'm so bored, I don't even know which end of the Brine King
I'm supposed to be looking at half the time.
Whoo!
Yeah! That was awesome!
And if that's not bad enough,
turns out there's this whole Council of Houses thing
that nobody told me about.
Which basically gets to shoot down everything I want to do.
The only thing that makes all the hard work
and sleepless nights worthwhile is hanging with my little man.
Hey! [laughs] You missed me!
But of course, there are fun parts of the job.
Whoa!
I get to keep the sea safe the best way I know how.
Especially when I get to take down an illegal cage fight or two.
But for everything I get right,
something else gets screwed up.
Ah, fu--
♪ Born to be wild ♪