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Hi. Welcome to the ABC Coffee Break.
I'm Randall Park,
and I play Louis Huang on "Fresh Off the Boat."
The worst gift I ever got for the holidays
was a coupon for 20% off.
Which is, I guess, nice, but I get those.
And I think he meant it as a joke,
but then he didn't follow it up with, like, an actual gift.
It kinda sucked.
But it's the thought that counts.
The worst holiday gift I've ever received is --
I feel like everyone's always gotten one of these.
It was, like, all packaged really beautifully,
and then the card said,
"I hope you have a good time with this gift."
And then, when I ripped it open, it was just, like,
two really woolly socks with, like, snowmen on them.
And I laughed really hard.
I mean, it's really thoughtful, but it's, like, painful to wear.
You know what?
I don't think I've really gotten
a terrible Christmas gift,
'cause I think everything's great no matter what.
So it doesn't really matter what you get.
So my worst Christmas present was probably when I was about 8.
I forgot to write to Santa, so he gave me nothing.
And now I'm really, really, really careful
that I write him every year.
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