This week we’re handing out The Star Wars Fan Awards.
Aren’t we a little underdressed for that?
We’ve got options.
[Wheel squeaking sound]
How about the set?
We’ll use the Force.
[Twinkle sounds]
That’s not how the Force works.
SHHH!
Welcome everybody to the 2018 Star Wars Fan Awards!
Wow.
That’s a lot of glitter.
Thank you.
It only took about 30 seconds.
Wow, well it looks fantastic, and well under budget.
Well, that’s because it’s just wrapping paper that we taped to the walls and then
a bunch of party streamers coming down from the ceiling.
And the chandeliers?
Oh, well that’s just pure elegance.
Yeah, yeah, sure.
Come here, I want to show you something else.
[Crowd oohs and aahs]
Frank. Hit the music.!
Wow, your singing voice sounds...different than your normal one.
No it’s not.
We’ll be right back with our first award of the evening, don’t go anywhere!
[Crowd cheering]
[Piano]
We’re a small production team making a short form internet content.
[Piano]
Our ideal of self, our identity as a weekly video series is important to preserve.
[Piano]
Ideas are extremely fragile, and like a precious thought, we’ve crafted the world's finest
statue to represent mastery in our field.
Gentle Giant has made what we believe is the essence of The Star Wars Show in physical form.
The statue serves as both a breathless representation of one's love of Star Wars and as the manifestation
of whimsy itself.
Humankind may not be able to put a price on perfection, but we tried.
Hurry.
There are only a few left in the world, and then, like life itself, will disappear forever.
Here to present our first award, from the hit film Rogue One: A Star Wars Story, Chopper!
[Chopper sounds]
What are we doing in this strange place?
The imaginations of children, we must bring.
Time this will take to explain.
Our next presenters prove there is no such thing as small roles, only small droids and aliens.
[Crowd laughter]
Please welcome CH-33Z and Kevin the Ewok!
[Ewok sounds]
[Mouse droid sounds]
[Record scratch]
Um, actually, that was a special effect, not a visual effect.
Now with a special tribute to those we lost.
Please welcome from Star Wars Rebels, R3.
[R3-A3 sounds]
Jyn, I’ll be there for you.
Roger, roger.
It’s just us, you don’t have to pretend.
I’m in the same situation.
[Buzz droid sound]
Here to present the awards for best photos, from the hit cancelled webseries Rebels Recon,
Andi Gutierrez.
[Crowd cheering]
People say that a picture is worth a thousand words.
But I say, giving out Star Wars Fan Awards for the best photos is worth approximately
thirty seven words.
Here are the winners of the best photos.
[Crowd cheering]
Here to present our next award, from Science and Star Wars, Anthony Carboni!
The lightsaber is the weapon of a Jedi Knight.
But the pen, pencil, paintbrush, and stylus
are the weapon of choice for the winners of the Best Visual Art categories.
[Crowd cheering]
And now a word from some of the winners.
Hello fellow Star Wars fans!
I’m really honored to be selected for a Star Wars fan award.
We had a lot of fun making it.
This experience has just been so cool.
I just can’t thank you guys enough.
Grandfather, we won.
Thank you to everyone who took the time to vote for me.
My daughter Olive.
All of our friends and family.
We also need to thank mom and dad.
I’m not gonna shut up about this.
Thank you very much.
And may the Force be with you!
The Star Wars Show this is.
[Crowd cheering]
The Star Wars Fan Awards wouldn't be possible without the fans.
That’s why they’re called the Star Wars Fan Awards.
The winners in these next categories were chosen by the fans themselves.
Here are the winners of the Audience Choice awards.
Luke, I am your father.
Cut!
Your line is actually, no, I am your father.
Well this is it, the last award of the evening.
I can’t believe in my hand I hold the names of the two Filmmaker Select winners selected
by Dave Filoni, executive producer of The Clone Wars and The Mandalorian.
Coming soon to Disney+.
[Wink sound]
The winners were chosen from a narrowed down list of five films selected by the StarWars.com
staff as the best Fan Films of the year.
And the Star Wars Fan Award goes to…
Chopper?!
[Chopper excited sounds]
[Chopper acceptance speech]
Wait, wait, I’m sorry, there’s been some sort of…
There’s been some sort of mistake.
The winners are actually More Machine than Man and Ice Cream to Go.
[Chopper angry sounds]
Don’t look at me like that.
[Chopper angry sounds]
I don’t put the names in the envelopes, I just read them!
The Empire is taking control of the city.
I advise everyone to grab your most prized posessions and get out of here.
You cut off his arms and legs?
No, not his right arm.
That was already a robot arm having been cut off by Count Dooku.
He was a tough customer but your father showed him.
What an amazing night.
And remember that you can check out all of the winners in their entirety right now at
StarWars.com.
Congratulations to all the winners, and a sincere thank you to all of the fans that participated this year.
Is there anything else you’d like to add, Anthony?
I thought you’d never ask.
Frankie, do your thing!
Thank you so much for watching us this season!
Why am I winded?
We were lip syncing.
We’ll be back in 2019 with the fourth fun filled season of The Star Wars Show.
Thank you, so, so much for sticking with us throughout the year,
we couldn’t do this show without you.
Thanks for watching and may the Force be with you!
Seriously!
My cheeks hurt.
It’s called smiling.
I’m not used to that.
I know.
[Laughing]
Alright.
[Laughing]