-Nice work. -Thanks, Dad.
Why is everyone staring at me?
-You just called Captain Holt "Dad."
-Okay. Okay. -Cool. Cool.
-Cool, cool, cool, cool. -Okay, okay, cool, cool, cool.
-No doubt. -Cool, cool, cool.
-Do you see me as a father figure, Peralta?
-No!
If anything, I see you as a bother figure,
'cause you're always bothering me.
-Hey! Show your father some respect.
-I love you, Da...din.
Dapdin. It's a cool, new way of saying "captain."
It's from the world of hip hop.
I love you.
Oh, thank God.
My wife and my dad are here. I mean, Captain Dad.
I mean -- I know who my dad is. It's you.
-All talented detectives have their ups and downs, Peralta.
-So you think I'm talented.
You said it. No take-backs.
Who cares about all these rules?
I have more felony arrests than any other detective here.
-You have also have more mice living in your desk
than any other detective.
-Algernon!
[ Gasps ]
You guys, Algernon's back!
-Get rid of the mouse.
And get your act together, now.
-He's grumpy.
-And we'll take the van. -We? You're coming with me?
Sir, with all due respect, I don't need backup.
-It's not backup. It's babysitting.
-Babysitting. A-ha.
-What's the plan, son?
-Well, Dad, we don't know where Flaco is, but --
No matter what uniform you wear, I'm always gonna love you.
I mean, cherish. I mean, respect.
You said respect, right?
-Yes. -Yep.
-You did good work.
Here.
-Is this an allowance? Are you giving me an allowance?
-No, I'm paying the bartender for more drinks.
-Nice work, Peralta.
-And there it is. The Proud Daddy.
Take Bob with you into the panic room.
Rosa and I will find another way out.
-I'm sure you will, son. -[ Gasps ]
You called me son! No take-backs!
Good morning, Captain Holt. You're looking refreshed.
-Interesting. I didn't sleep a wink.
Let's just say Kevin no longer has me in the guest room.
-Nice. My two dads, straight smashin' it.
Sorry, that came out weird. Title of your sex tape.
And you know, in a weird way, I'm gonna miss our little house.
-Yes, and in an even weirder way,
I think I might actually miss you.
-Oh.
And in an even weirder way, I want you guys to be my dads.
-That is weirder. -Yeah, I got stuff.
I'm sure whatever this is, you can get through it,
because you are the strongest person I know.
Oh, that was weird.
I said, like, multiple real things consecutively.
Yeah. Felt weird, but good.
You proud of me? -You're ruining it.
-Yep. Just gonna stop talking now.
-And... guess what?
-What? -I'm done.
I've sewn myself up.
-Huh. -You did great, buddy.
I'm proud of you. -Wow.
Can't believe I did it.
I'm so strong.
-Sir, I need you to sign off on --
-Look at us!
Just three people with pants on having a normal conversation.
-Yep. No story here.
-Really hate those jets, huh?
-I'm not a child. I don't need a bubble bath.
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-[ Slow-motion ] Nooo... -Nooo!
-Nooo! -Whaaat?
-Ahh, I can't stop!
Oof!
-Oh. [ Elevator dings ]
-The full bullpen!
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