Quidditch is easy enough to understand
each team has seven players three
chasers two beaters one keeper and the
seeker
that's you there are three kings of
balls this one's called the Quaffle no
the chasers handle the Quaffle and try
to put it through one of those three
hoops the keeper that's me
defends the hips with me so far thanks
what are those you better take this
careful nose coming back a bad Potter
you'd make a fair pizza
what's that larger nasty little buggers
but you not a seeker
the only thing I want you to worry about
is this the Golden Snitch like this fall
yeah you like it now just wait it's
wicked fast and damn near impossible to
see what do I do with it you catch it
before the other teams seeker you catch
this the game is over you catch this
Potter and we win
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