- (Noor) Stop! - (Troy) Ohh! Oh, you guys got a pony?
- (Noor) Oh my gosh! - (FBE) Sharky is not a pony.
- Stop! - (FBE) Sharky is a mini horse.
♪ (upbeat intro) ♪
This is a Try Not to Touch Challenge. - No! NO!
Wait! - I bet I can do it.
- No! Dang it! If it's animals, I'm gonna frickin' cry,
because I love animals. So don't do this to me.
- (FBE) We will be putting irresistible items in front of you...
- Irresistible. - I know.
That's exactly what it is. - (FBE) ...which you cannot touch
or interact with any way, because if you do,
you will receive a punishment at the end.
- Oh, god. - Tch.
- ♪ Dun, dun, dun, dun ♪ - I don't care a lot for humans,
but animals? I love 'em. - Ah!
Girl. - I love 'em.
You can bring out a cute little human baby,
and I'd be like, "That's sweet." - (FBE) First up, we have
a View-Master! - Oh.
- Oh, you know-- - Cute.
- Oh my gosh. I love these. - I haven't even seen one
of these in person since I was probably like four or five.
- I need to censor myself. - I'm not touching it!
- It's a portable movie. - Oh, okay.
- That's what's really cool about it is that they do tell a story.
- Mm-hmm. - I think I'm good on this one.
- (inhales shakily) Yeah, I think I'm good on this.
But these were fun. - Now, if you had the original, maybe.
- If I was a kid, yes.
I would touch it. - Oh my god, yeah.
I would've been like, "Wow!" - Get out of here! I'm just kidding.
- (FBE) We have a nearly completed game of Connect Four.
- Oh. (laughs) - (laughs) Just right there
or right there. We're good. - Oh, no.
- Need that sweet victory. - Oh, no. This was put together
very well, because these are things... - (Rna) I know.
- (Sergio) ...that are childhood temptations.
- Ah! You... Wow! You trolls! Literally, one-- ah!
I see what you did there, and it's almost full,
so you just wanna-- ahh! - So, am I yellow?
- No, I'm not gonna do it. Stop, no. No, no, no, no. I can't.
- It's almost like... - I'm dogging it out.
- ...we played with those for so long...
that's it kind of like, ugh. - I know. That's the only game we had.
(laughs) - Okay, fine. If she's not doing it,
I'm not gonna do it. - I just wanna (clicks tongue)
you know? Do you know what I mean? And just phew, falls out. Oh.
- (chuckles) I just wanna get the satisfaction
of seeing four in a row. - That's true. Wow. Y'all--
- I'll do it if you do it! - No. I'm not gonna do it.
No, no, no, no, no. - Dammit!
- No. - Ah, fine, fine.
- I will not be shaken! - I like to play chess,
so, you know, think a couple steps ahead.
This is one of those games. But I think I'm okay.
- See the problem with this is if I win Connect Four,
I lose this game. - (FBE) All right. So, up next,
we have another classic from the late '90s/early 2000s:
a full complete bowl filled...
with water weenies. - Oh my god. I used
to play with these as a kid all the time.
- These were the best. Ah, these are so good!
- Oh, those were good. - Yeah?
- The ones with the stuff inside? - (Rna) Yeah. This one's actually hard
for me. I really wanna grab it. - Woo! My hand wants to go inside!
- (both laugh) - Ah! This is hard!
- No, no, no! Don't look at it! If you can't see it, it's not there.
- I think I'm gonna do it. Oh, I did it!
Well, my hands are a lot smaller. I feel like they're too big now.
Oh, [bleep]. - That looks like so much-- oh my god!
- If it pops... - Yikes.
- ...I guess it's good content. (laughs)
- (both yell) - That's so-- oh!
Are you sure you wanna do that? - (laughs)
- Why are you covering your ears? - 'Cause I wanna do it,
but I'm trying to tell myself it's not there.
- Yeah, I'm good. - Oh, I'll--
not touch it. Ha! - You know what?
You were going for it. I was like, "No, you ain't."
Girl. - I know. 'Cause you know, right?
- Ah, I'm tempted, but I don't think so.
- This is hard. This one's hard, actually.
I do want to. - (knocking)
- Like, shake the table. - (Sergio) Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Colorful, too. Like that one. - That's real tempting.
- You just wanna kind of pick it up and put it up against the light.
- This one right here? - Yeah.
- Yeah, I see that. - Yeah. With all the '90s stuff
coming back, why aren't kids wearing these on their wrists?
(laughs) - Yeah. That'd be pretty cool
if you're a seven-year-old, right? - In like a month, we'll see it.
- Yeah. No, I'm good. - I'm good too.
- I pass. - (FBE) Those are actually
really good for stress. - I bet.
- I'm totally not stressful. - I bet.
- I'm not stressed. - But do you know what?
Red wine is too, and I'm fine with that later.
(laughs) So... - (FBE) Try Not to Touch,
drunk episode? - I'm gonna go with this
right here. Very good. Yes. - Yes!
- Oh! (laughs) - Oh my god. A Tamagotchi, bro.
Oh my-- dude, these are the best! Dude. Oh, I had so many of these.
Holy-- I forgot these existed.
- Yup. - Oh! These are making
a comeback, huh? - And this is an original.
- (both scream) - (laughs)
- You troll! No! - She got it. It's all you.
- No, no.
- (FBE laughs)
- You're a couple years younger than me.
Did you play with these when you were younger?
- I used to play with them, but not as often as other things.
- Yeah. This nostalgia is just going up and up, though.
It's just getting more important to my life.
- Mine always died. (laughs) - Okay. Ah, I'm good. I'm good.
- I used to really dislike these things,
because Hunter had one, of course, 'cause, you know, he was the age
when that was out. And he went to camp.
He was like, "Oh, I need you to make sure you feed my"--
And I'm like, "Feed your what?" - Similar to my childhood,
my Tamagotchi died too. - (both laugh)
- I'm gonna resist. - Yup, I'm good.
- (FBE) And here, we have a furry friend for you to meet.
- (gasps) See, here it comes. - Go get our next.
It's gonna be a pony! It's gonna be a miniature pony,
I know it. - I feel like it's probably
not gonna be a min-- it could. - (FBE) This is for Furbacca.
- (gasps) - Oh my god! Dude!
- What is-- - I remem-- these scared the hell
out of me, because I remember one night, it went off
in the middle of night, and no one was there!
- (FBE) Please say hello to Furbacca. He responds
to your voice and touch. - I have never been--
- ♪ (Furbacca hums theme) ♪ - Oh, [bleep].
- Wow. - Well, now, I don't even wanna talk,
because now it's just being stupid.
- ♪ (Furbacca hums theme) ♪
- What's up, Furbacca?
- (Furbacca wookiee-ing) - (chuckles)
- Slowly rotating towards me just by my voice.
- Furbacca, turn around. - (Furbacca) Pew, pew.
- (Rna imitates laser zapping) - That's kinda cute.
- I hope it goes right off the table. - Me too, man. You know,
if we tip the table, are we touching it?
- You know what? I know. - Ready? One, two, three.
(Furbacca clatters) - (laughs)
- (Furbacca wookiee-ing) - (Faith and Sharon laugh)
- I mean, I don't want Furbacca to fall.
Furbacca, turn around! Furbacca! - (Rna) Please don't.
It's not worth it.
Ohh! - Nooo!
- Oh, no. (laughs) - (distraught) Furbacca! (cries)
- (FBE) Please welcome our special guest, Sharky.
- (Noor) Stop! - (Troy) Ohh! Oh, you guys got a pony?
- (Noor) Oh my gosh! - (FBE) Sharky is not a pony.
- Stop! - (FBE) Sharky is a mini horse.
- A miniature horse. - Oh my god. He's so cute.
- Oh my god. Hi! - I love you.
- Can I touch you? - Can you touch me,
so I don't touch you? - I knew it. I called it.
(buzzer) - My grandma used to have
a couple of yours. Yeah. - I should have extra points for that.
- You wanna pet me? Here, pet me.
(buzzer) - Awww!
- Oh my god. This is so-- I'm literally holding my hand back.
(laughs) This is hard. Aww, stop! Aww, stop. Okay.
Aww! You're so cute. You're so cute!
I told you animals is my weak spot. Aww!
Look at him! - Awww.
(buzzer) - (squeals)
- This is so aweso-- just do it. He's asking you
to pet him. - I know!
- (both gasp)
- Oh, he's licking her. - Oh my god. No, please don't.
- He's licking her! Lick me. Why is-- (laughs)
- Come on! There you go. There you go.
Aww. - Oh my god.
- See, this is my life is. - Yeah, that's very sweet.
- Oh. Don't touch his butt. - I don't know, dude.
I don't wanna. - Hey, man, we're a team.
We lose together. - Nah, dawg.
We never established that. You lost.
- Well, you clearly wanna win. Sorry for you then.
- I know. I feel like this is the worst win ever.
It's like a bittersweet win, but I'm gonna do it.
- I love him so much.
- My daughter's gonna be like, "Mom, why didn't you pet him?"
- Why didn't you pet him? - I don't know. I'm competitive.
- He's so fluffy. - I bet he is.
He looks fluffy. - Yeah, you should try.
- Looks great. Looks like a good boy. - Aww. When are you ever gonna pet--
ooh! (laughs) (buzzer)
- So cute! - (baby talk) Aww! I know!
He's so adorable!
- Oh my god! - Oh my god! What?!
- No yelling. - What?!
(whispers) Quiet, quiet, quiet.
(buzzer) Yeah!
- Wow. - Hello.
- Wow. - (laughs)
He's like, "Hello?" - Wow.
- Hi. - These hands are free.
- Awww. - And willing.
- Aww, come on. You're so cute. - I'll hug her too. (laughs)
- Yeah, go in.
- Oh, you're so cute! Hi!
- You really brought out the big guns, huh?
Yeah, really. For real. - He's so sweet.
- Okay. One more. - (chuckles)
- Awww. he's like, "Girl!" (laughs)
- Okay. Okay. (sighs) Okay. I'm good. - Aww, thank you.
- I almost got it, but when he put his head in my lap...
- Yeah. That was-- I saw it. I'm like, "Oh, that's a wrap."
- Are you kidding? - She's fallen right into that one.
- (in slow-mo) Oh my god! - (in-slow) Oh my god! What?!
- (FBE) So, Faith, you're the winner. How does it feel?
- I mean, great. Fabulous. You know, at the end of the day,
you know, you can't-- - It doesn't feel as good
as a baby horsey! - You can't compute with Sharky.
- It's good. I always try my best to win the challenge.
This was actually way harder than I thought for sure.
- (FBE) You both lost. Izzy, two points. Rebecca, one point.
And for each point, you guys are going
to have to post an embarrassing photo
on your Insta story, no context. - You're--
- No! What kind of-- how embarrassing?
Is there a rate? - (FBE) Let's see.
- What about that? - That's not bad.
- (laughs)
Oh my god! (laughs) - (laughs) How's that?
Is that good? - (laughs)
It had to be two, right? - I love my picture.
- But it's really funny. - (FBE) All right.
So, no filters, no text. Just post it for 24 hours.
- Okay. And... - (FBE) No explanations to anyone.
- Post. - There we go.
- Everyone's gonna be confused. - (FBE) Embarrassing.
Embarrassing. No context. No explanation. No filter.
All right. - Oh, that was embarrassing.
- (FBE) All right, let's see. - Does that count?
- I had a lot of fun. I feel like the items you chose
were perfect, yeah. - Yeah, it was throwing back
to childhood. - Yeah, all the nostalgia,
and then pony! - (laughs)
PONY! - Miniature pony.
- Thanks for watching this episode of Try Not to Touch...
- On the React Channel. - What should we try not
to touch next? - Let us know in the comments.
- Byeee! - Byeeee!
- Hey, fam. Miya here. Make sure to check out FBE2,
so you can see what's going on in the office every day
behind the scenes. Bye.