-Hey, hey, fruit lovers!
A-to-the-O with his nose to the grindstone
back at it again with more Let's Play.
Flappy Bird, that is.
Which is weird, 'cause it just looks like a duck with one eye.
Just really sad...
especially if that duck is into 3-D movies. [laughs]
Jokes. All right, guys. [scatting]
What the? Did Mario design this place?
[laughs]
Well, that was just plumb dumb. [laughs]
Come on, round two.
All right, one-eyed ducky, let's go save the princess. Ha-ha!
[vocalizing Super Mario Bros. theme]
Aw, man.
I think my duck is broken. [laughs]
What the duck? [laughs]
Oh. Don't you hate it when games have misleading names?
Maybe they ought to change it
from "Flappy Bird" to "Clumsy Duck."
[laughs, groans]
Maybe "Flappy Bird" to "Crappy Bird." [laughs]
I'd totally buy a game called "Clumsy Duck."
Then again, I'd probably also play "Flatulent Panda,"
"Vampire Sloth," "Twerking Trout." [laughs]
But that's just me.
Aw, man, I was on a roll.
All right, gotta focus. Gotta flap those wings.
Gotta do it. All right.
[high-pitched]: ♪ You are the wind beneath my wings ♪
[scatting "flippity-flap"]
Oh, yeah. Flippity-flap-flap.
Oh, yeah, I'm on a roll!
[yells] Aw.
Flappy Bird... [grumbles]
Flappy Bird really makes me want to flip the bird,
that's what it really makes me want to do.
All right. Maybe it will help me if I sing
to the tune of Rubber Ducky.
♪ Lucky Duck-- ♪ Aw, maybe not. [laughs]
Again, again.
All right.
You know, this would be so much easier if my duck had two eyes
and wasn't shaped like a baseball hat...
and, you know, maybe had better flying powers...
Oh, and I'm dead.
Oh, yeah! I'm gonna tap that!
I'm gonna tap dat app! Just watch out!
Here we go. Tap. Tap it.
Tappity-tap-tap. Tappity-tap-tap...
I didn't even make it past the first pipe!
[grumbles] Come on, ducky! Let's do this!
All right. Flappity-flap-flap-flap.
[shouts, grumbles]
All right. This is the time.
Right here, right here.
I'm gonna flip the bird.
Flip the bird. All right.
One... two... three...
four... oh, I'm on a roll!
Get out of here, Shay Carl!
Aah! Aah! Come on!
Eight... nine...
I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD! OH, YEAH!
[groans in disappointment]
Well, hey, it was pretty darn good.
11? Oh, and I got a medal.
I'm gonna trade it in for some whistling pinwheels.
[laughs] All right.
Yeah, better call the rally, monkey,
'cause I am on a streak here.
Okay, yeah, let's do it!
Come on, Rally Monkey!
Okay, don't call the Rally Monkey.
Just shoot him a text. He never picks up, anyways.
[laughs]
All right. All right, ducky.
Time to flap it like you've never flapped before.
All right, you get me a new best and I'll get you a new nest,
that's right. Ride 'em, ducky! Ride 'em, ducky!
Whoo-hoo! Who's the duck?
You's the duck. Yeah! All right!
What the duck?
Oh, stupid Clash of Clans ad. You totally distracted me.
Again. [sighs]
Speaking of which, I should probably play Clash of Clans.
Who here wants me to play Clash of Clans-- aah!
Not again! Here we go.
This is a frustrating game, to say the least.
All right, goin'. We're gonna do it.
Aw, man!
Well, it wasn't my fault.
I was thinking about Clash of Clans again.
Okay, here we go. Gonna do it.
Gonna get to it. Come on, put your back into it.
Put your wings into it.
Flap into it! Aah!
[gritting teeth]: Not again!
Okay. All right.
Resisting temptation to kick the phone out the window.
Here we go.
One... two...
three... four...
Fi... no! Ugh!
[grumbles] Okay.
[pants]
You know, I hate to brag, but I'm pretty good at this.
At least, I'm a featherweight. [laughs]
Yeah, bird jokes. [grumbles]
Maybe if I concentrated less on jokes
and more about playing the game,
that would help out.
All right.
Is it just me or does the duck look a little like Nyan Cat?
You know, picture the eyeball as his head
and the bill as his front legs... aah!
Either way, I think I'm really onto something.
Or I've been on the Internet too long.
I don't know. Could go either way.
[laughs] All right.
Still lookin' for a new best.
All right, still lookin' for the new best.
Here we go!
Here we go! Oh, it's gonna be this time!
It's gonna be-- Okay, maybe next time.
Maybe next time.
All right, that's it. That's it, one more time.
One more time. Back to the game.
We're gonna do it.
♪ Fly like you've never flown before ♪
Aah!
[gritting teeth]: My head is hurting.
All right. One more time.
If I don't get it this time,
I'm gonna dropkick my phone right out the window!
I'm gonna do it, and I don't even have legs!
I'll do it, guys. One, two, three,
four... fours...
five, yes... aah!
That's it! The phone goes out the window!
[glass shattering, Orange pants]
All right. I feel better. [laughs maniacally]
All right, bird brains. That's all for this week.
But if there's a game you want me to play next time,
[clears throat] Clash of Clans [clears throat]
then put it in the comments below.
See you players next Monday with more Let's Play!
Never Flappy Bird again.
I have to used the bathroom
and answer the call of "doody." [both laugh]
Hey, hey, Marshmallow, hey! -Yes?
-Knife! -Whoa!
Whoa! -Knife! Knife!
Knife! -Yay!
-Knife! [laughs] [Captions by StreamCaptions.com]