This is exciting.
This is our 10th annual Cat Week.
And we couldn't do Cat Week without our Cat Week's
spokesmodel.
This is very exciting to have her back.
Please welcome back Gina, our spokesmodel for Cat Week.
You look good.
Gina.
Wow.
Gina, you look great.
Thanks, Ellen.
Just got back from a week at the spa.
They gave me new boobs.
OK.
I don't think you're using the air quotes right.
But actually, you were supposed to bring out the Cat's Pride
jugs to talk about them sponsoring our show.
Oopsies.
I forgot.
BRB.
OK.
All right, while we wait for Gina,
let's take a look at our first cat video.
What?
That was like--
Yeah.
I've never seen such a thing.
I mean, it was like-- some slow--
and let's look at that again.
Hi, Matt.
My eyes are up here.
I see you.
Who are you supposed to be?
Well, listen, Warner Brothers thinks
it's sexist to only have a female Cat Week spokesmodel,
so I'm the new male Cat Week spokesmodel, Gino.
Eh?
All right, you feel completely unnecessary,
a little bit over the top.
It's kind of my thing.
OK.
What happened to Gina?
Oh, she went to the, uh, bathroom.
OK.
Well, one of you needs to find the Cat's Pride jug so we can
tell people about our sponsor.
Don't you worry about it, Ellen.
I'll get your jug stuff.
BRB.
While we wait for them-- no, don't applaud that.
We need to earn it.
I want to tell you about something exciting
that I'm planning for this year's Cat Week.
The movie Cats is coming out in December.
And I wanted to have a big performance from the cast
for the Cat Week of everybody.
Unfortunately, every single person was unavailable.
So I've come up with the next best thing.
My executive producer, Andy Lassner,
has mandatorily volunteered to perform a song from Cats
on the last day of Cat Week.
And if Andy looks surprised, it's because he is.
I just want to say thank you for mandatorily volunteering.
And you'll be performing one of the greatest songs of all
of the numbers that we--
"Memory," from Cats.
And everyone loves that song.
And I know you're not aware of this,
but you've also agreed to perform it in full cat makeup.
Andy, Andy, Andy, Andy--
[AUDIENCE STARTS CHANTING]
Andy, Andy, Andy, Andy, Andy, Andy, Andy, Andy, Andy, Andy,
Andy, Andy.
All right.
There you go.
That's good.
Found them.
They were bigger than I thought.
They're bigger than I thought too.
All right.
Just do the talking points.
You've wasted a lot of time.
That's kind of our thing.
That's our thing.
Cat Week wouldn't be possible without our sponsor,
Cat's Pride.
For every green jug of cat litter you buy,
Cat's Pride donates a pound--
Just find a camera and choose one.
--of litter.
To shelters in need.
And get this.
Just because it's Cat Week, they're
upping their donation to two pounds of cat litter
for every green jug purchased.
All right.
OK.
Huh?
Thanks --
Want some?
Oh, here.
Just pour it in.
Oh, OK.
Thank you.
There you go.
Mm.
Thank you.
Mm.
Mm-mm.
Works very good.
Mm-hmm.
All right.
This is his food.
All right.
Thanks to Cat's Pride, you're all getting a $150 Walmart
gift card.
We'll be back.