we built floating box forts we built fox 4 trains we built box fort planes but have we never built
a box for titanic oh wait we did do that and it sounds like five times but we have never
built a box for titanic to go down the world's largest ski slope logan how's it going back there
so far so good jake hopefully this thing stays intact welcome y'all to another annual meeting
of people who have been disappointed by i safety want to talk about it logan okay it's too hard
to talk about all of us here young old we gather once a year to talk about the pain santy claus has
caused us sort of interrupts but i think you guys are going about this thing all wrong who are you
son i'm papa jake i'm actually not a janitor i just did that to get in here look i'm like you
i was disappointed by santa claus this year i received over seven pounds of coal
it was heartbreaking i want to know why this is what i got for christmas this is what santa left
under the tree for me a bag of coal what does santa think i am the owner of a burger shop no
one needs this much coal i mean santa gives coal to people who he doesn't really like so
maybe next year you could just be a little nicer no i've been disappointed by sandy class over 140
we need to take action i say we go to the north pole and we meet santa claus and we talk to him
face to face with your funding i will go there and i will talk to him and i will get santa
claus to give us all presents going forward a trip to the north pole you say to confront him
never been done before well this is a diplomatic council all in favor of a trip to the north pole
well then it's simple now how papa jake might i ask will you get into the north pole it's
simple i'm going to create a ship like none other i've created many titanics in the past
all of which have sailed beautifully they've been strong they've been big and i believe that
might be the way that we get away didn't all those titanic sink okay yes they did all sing
but listen a titanic built on snow cannot sink because nothing can sink in snow [ __ ] snow's
not water it's snow he has a point he's wrapped a boat will not sink on snow i will build the
world's first snow titanic and i will sail across the snow and get us those presents we deserve
thank you
sorry uh logan i need a minute of your time we're going to the north pole so i need you
in the basement now did you just say we're going to the north pole hey yo what's going
on guys it's papa jake and welcome back to another video and today guys we are going all the way to
the north pole i see you purchased six of these sleds yes this is not gonna take you far well
no in fact we've only had one box fort that's ever traveled across snow and that ended horribly wrong
but this time is going to be different because guys we are going to be building
a fully working box fort titanic to sail across the snow now the way we're going to do that yes
logan is using these sleds but that's why i bought six of them because we are going to be
putting them all together using this massive piece of wood it is from our choo choo manga
we are going to be converting that into a sledding mobile the idea logan is that these sleds
oh these are really small because we get enough of these bad boys on the bottom then we build
a massive box fort on you want to turn this whole thing into a toboggan a slogan a toboggan
okay guys so check this thing out it is absolutely massive and as you can see
we have taken all of these sleds and strap them to the bottom of the larger piece of
wood looks like the world's biggest sled i've never seen something so big
it is crazy now we've absolutely no idea if this is going to work
oh it's like the choo choo got a big snow sled this is gonna be awesome no it slides
you know i will just try this down the driveway i think this might go
faster than when it had wheels to be honest with you here we go
okay guys so check this absolute beast out we have completed the world's first snow
titanic it even has a candy cane because we're going to the north pole it's got over 15 skis on
the bottom of it and it is fully decked out on the inside before we even attempt to take this
thing off why don't we show you guys inside so you actually get in through the back as you guys can
see this is one of the chill rooms we've got our pillows we've got blankets everything you might
want we've got a radio to talk to the command center which is up at the front but if you follow
me past here this is our arsenal because we know that if we're going to confront santa claus he's
definitely going to have some defenses jake don't you think this is a little unnecessary to see
santa logan everyone knows that santa's security is top-notch so if they're trying to take us out
before we even get close to him we are going to have to defend ourselves now we also have a
top view which we can go out we can use this as a looking view but we can also use it as a place to
fire out of if we need to defend the ship itself and then finally this is the control module as
you guys can see this is the only part of the ship that has windows so you can actually look outside
we got a steering wheel we've got thrusters we've got our radio up front everything you need for
commanding this bad boy the only problem is we need to get it on the snow and we need to make
sure it actually moves okay just make sure there's no cars before i start going down the driveway
oh
boy right she's holding steady everything is holding together
as planned guys this is actually working she's going slow and steady but you know what they say
slow steady wins the race it's a bit bumpy
logan how's it going back there so far so good jake a little bit nervous oh boy this is getting
a little nerve-wracking i know we're going to be going down a huge hill hopefully this thing
stays intact jake can you hear me yeah can i hear you loud and clear we're coming up on the first
mission point i'm gonna slow her down now okay we just stopped captain on deck captain on deck
look that means you're supposed to kneel or something what yeah you gotta like
kneel you're kneeling we're both kneeling all right captain's moving come on this is
the first mission point jake why are we stopped here we need to do some reconnaissance the road
up ahead is not as smooth it's gonna get real bumpy and real hilly we're getting
close to santa territory i don't know why you're so scared of the santa guy
doesn't have evil minions evil guards he's a nice guy that's what you think
so this is it well not quite we're still about 10 miles out 10 miles 10 miles out from santa's
compound which means we might encounter resistance first things first though we got to get over this
ice patch i'll advise you on the best plan but of course as the captain i won't be doing any
of the work so grab a shovel i'll be in my quarters jake we brought tnt for a reason
to blow stuff like this up that was to blow up santa yeah okay yeah no that's
what that was for good idea thinking first mate that is definitely what that was for
all right guys the tnt worked we have officially blown the ice wall looks like
we're gonna be encountering our first hill which means it's the first test to see how durable the
snow titanic really is we've got some technical difficulties going on one of our toboggans fell
off my hands are getting really cold jake yeah why do you have gloves and i don't cause i pack gloves
frostbite all right oh no that's the problem but that's okay we planned for this that's why we
have fail safes we have five other of these bad boys jake now the front is missing a toboggan
that's okay this will work first things first we gotta get down this hill all right preparing to
descend the first hill engines forward let's go oh here we go we're going we're going
oh she's going oh she's making it we're doing it
we've come to an abrupt stop and i've fallen out front everyone roll call
jake logan didn't survive the accident okay well she definitely made it down the hill but
the brakes made me fly forward into the front of the cockpit and the cockpit has uh suffered some
damage i don't really know what to do here guys jake okay that wasn't good we must push on oh
oh gosh jake no no severe critical damage on the ship i think i could realize that what
are you doing you broke the ship i didn't break the ship you put too much weight on the front
that didn't really work jake we got like five feet down the hill logan sit down up there on the ridge
is that a gingerbread man yes it is it's part of santa's special forces we need to gear up right
now he must have heard the crash santa's special forces come on grab a nerf blaster
jake is he coming our way hold your position wait till he gets close
watch out
that was close chica got hit by a gingerbread man santa's special forces you don't want to
mess with them we need to keep moving now it's just over that hill we just got to go a little
further jake what are we supposed to do our sled is broken this thing isn't going to work
looks like the snow got the best of it but guys the dream to have a working snow titanic
go down the world's biggest hill is not over if you guys think we should retry with a new
design on the snow titanic and go to a massive hill smack that like button let's crush 30 000
likes and we will attempt this challenge again well i guess we should just go home now no no no
we're not going home that gingerbread man dropped his sled we can still make it to santa's castle
all right let's do this you ready logan i'm ready not really this looks very scary
you