Welcome back everyone to a series you might be familiar with.
It’s been going for almost 3 and a half years now.
There are literally little kids walking and talking right now who are as old as this series.
Does that make me feel old?
Yes.
Has this series made me lose faith in humanity?
A bit.
Has that ever stopped me from continuing?
Of course not.
My name is Danny Burke and this is the Top 10 Dumbest Tweets Part 51.
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Starting off at number 10 were asking -Is baby oil made from real baby?- … Yeah.
Thats how it works.
Olive oil is made from olives and so baby oil is clearly made from babies.
I would laugh more, but this is borderline creepy.
I almost didnt put this one in the video just because I don't wanna put the concept of baby
oil made from real babies out there into the world.
But Ive just done that.
Please, nobody make baby oil.
At number 9 now were saying -I wish real life was in 3D- … yeah that would be, well, that
would kind of be very similar to real to be honest - at least for most people.
I mean, thats kinda what 3D movies are trying to be like, theyre trying to replicate what
our reality is like - which is 3D.
You don't need to do anything - just sit back and enjoy the movie of your life.
Its all in first person too.
I especially love this one because my friend actually said this in real life after watching
a 3D movie.
This is dedicated to you Liam.
Moving on to number 8 -You know what bitch Im just gonna say it: I don't believe in horses-
…. Wowwwww.
Thats er, thats very brave of you.
Not enough people are coming out and saying what needs to be said - horses arent real.
Im sick of us being told to just shut up and accept the fact that horses exist when in
reality, theres no real proof.
Well, I mean.
Apart from the fact that horses clearly do exist.
Apart from that though - yeah, its a solid argument …
Next up at number 7 we are asking -Where does the white go when the snow melts- … this
is one of those ones that just makes me pause for a moment.
PAUSE.
I literally don't know what this means.
Are they saying that snow and its colour are like two different things?
That the snow can melt, but its colour should stay?
I cant even get my head around this enough to laugh at it … the real question is where
does the grey go when spoke disappears … now thats a question worth answering …
Moving on to number 6 now we are saying -Guitarists play the best air guitar.
I wish I could air guitar like a real guitarist- … mmmm the thing about air guitars though,
is that literally anyone can do it - and you can all be the best in the world - because
its just pretend.
I mean, sure, you could argue that real guitarists could do the movements more accuratley - but
air gutars don't make sound so what.
Also, I could pretend to play air guitar and just say my whole crazy guitar solo is done
by just holding down one finger like this.
Thats why Im the best in the world at air guitar.
Next up at number 5 we are saying -Whenever youre sad, just remember that its always Friday
somewhere- … aw, thats a nice one, I don't wanna laugh at someone trying to be nice - but
like, its not always Friday somewhere.
If youre watching this on like, a Monday or Tuesday or something - I can very confidently
say that it is not Friday anywhere in the world.
Thats just a sad reality we have to accept.
You cant get on a plane and fly to a place where its currently Friday.
Im pretty sure those flights would always be booked up …
Moving on to number 4 can you help answer this question -What country is the Great Wall
of China in?- … you know what, there may come a day in the far future that China isnt
called China anymore - maybe it changes its name - I dunno - but lets say they still kept
the name of the Great Wall of China - right, so imagine that, maybe its in like thousands
of years - at that point, I could accept someone asking where the Great Wall of China is - but
right now - its pretty obvious.
Im not even gonna answer this question.
Im gatekeeping this knowledge from anyone who doesnt know.
I guess you could just google it.
At the number 3 spot now were asking -Why can the police never figure out who the murderer
was lmao like just ask the person who died is it really that hard???- … this is it
- this is how we stop murders forever.
We waste so much time interviewing suspects, taking fingerprints, doing DNA tests … has
anyone ever thought to ask the one person who almost definitely saw it happen?
The victim?
Yeah, I bet police departments all over the world are feeling pretty dumb right about
now.
Dumb Twitter just solved all murders - past present and future.
Moving on to number 2 we have one where the person was replying to someone about something
but that doesnt matter, the dumb bit is the second like.
So they said -Even though yall still hype the shit even when its inaccurate information.
Theres always a 50 / 50 chance its going to rain.
Either it will or it wont.
Its incredibly ironic that you think anyone is brainwashed.
LMFAO.
You can leave now- … this one is so good, so so good.
Basically, theyre having a go at a weather network I think because when they give us
the weather report, they will give a percentage chance of rain - this person thinks that that
doesnt exist because its 50 / 50, either it will rain, or it wont.
Thats not how chances work.
Thats like saying today there is a 50% chance of Earth being swallowed by a small dog - either
it will happen or it wont happen - so thats 50 / 50.
Im done.
My head hurts.
Ok not quite don't, finally at number 1 now were saying -Just knew that Australia is one
day ahead of America because of the different time zone.
BUT IF THE AUSTRALIANS LIVES IN THE FUTURE THEN WHY DIDNT THEY WARN THE AMERICANS ABOUT
911?- … Australia, Australia, Australia, you thought you could get away with this didnt
you?
You thought nobody would notice that youre just chilling in the future and not helping
anybody out with your future knowledge!
Bet you didnt expect to be called out!
Actually, if youre in the future, maybe you saw this coming … touche.
Alright guys, thats all I have time for, thank you to each and everyone one of you who has
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