>> OKAY, MR. NEESON, WHENEVER YOU'RE READY.
>> I SEE YOU.
WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING.
I KNOW WHEN YOU'RE WEAK.
>> OKAY, THAT'S GOOD.
LET'S TRY IT AGAIN.
MAYBE A LITTLE MORE JOLLY.
THINK SANTA.
( LAUGHTER ) I SEE YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING.
I KNOW WHEN YOU'RE WEAK.
( LAUGHTER ) I WATCH YOU WHEN YOU'RE
SLEEPING.
OH, YEAH.
I KNOW WHEN YOU'RE WEAK.
I KNOW.
I'M MAKING A LIST AND CHECKING IT TWICE.
I'M GOING TO FIND OUT WHO'S NAUGHTY OR NICE.
>> OKAY, I THINK-- I THINK MAYBE THAT'S A LITTLE TOO--
>> YOU DON'T MIND ME SAYING I THINK IT'S RIGHT.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT SANTA IS SAYING?
HE'S MAKING A LIST, NAUGHTY-NICE.
HE'S DETAILED.
HE'S SINGLE MINDED.
HE'S AN EYE IN THE SKY BRINGING SWIFT JUDGMENT
( LAUGHTER ).
>> OKAY, BUT HE'S ALSO BRINGING TOIRS TO CHILDREN.
>> NOT THE NAUGHTY ONES.
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT THAT REINDEER THAT RAN OVER
GRANDMA.
I WILL LOOK FOR HIM.
I WILL FIND HIM.
AND I WILL KILL HIM.
BUT DO YOU MIND IF I IF I TRY SOMETHING-- AND THAT'S NOT A
QUESTION.
( CLEARS THROAT ) OKAY.
RELEASE THE KRINGLE!
>> IT'S "THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT."