- We should probably invest
in someone to help us with just general
internet- - Cyber security.
- Yeah, cyber security. That's a good term.
Because our camera rolls were hacked.
Someone got access to our camera rolls,
and now we are just gonna go through the photos
that were compromised.
- I thought everything was safe in my Cloud.
It's about to rain.
(all laugh)
- [All] Oh! (Patrick laughs)
- Big Shayne-y milkers.
- I dabble in Facetune,
and that's actually a still from one of our sketches.
And I was like, "You know what would make this shot better?
Mommy milkers."
- [Patrick] Wow. - Mm-hmm.
- You were really zooming in
and then just enlarged, enlarged, enlarged, enlarged.
- That left one is thriving.
(people laugh)
- Let's just...
Okay. - Oh.
- Oh, yeah. I mean, this is my doll and penny room.
It's really hard to find a basement in California.
It took me a long time.
Finally found one.
It had a bunch of pennies there already, and I said,
"You know what would make this basement better, dolls."
- Well, the one in the middle seems
to be kind of the leader.
- Oh, yeah. That's Matilda.
Yeah. Yeah, she's a feisty one. Yeah.
- Bella and Edward...
- Bella and Edward
all kisses. - All kisses.
The Twilight Saga. - The Twilight Saga.
- Yeah. This is accurate. (laughs)
This is mine.
I have taken...
I did take this photo.
I've taken several photos like this
in this moment and also in real life.
I do have a photo like this.
- Oh my God!
- Is this your favorite kiss compilation?
What is your favorite kiss compilation?
- Probably "Degrassi,"
and then the "Degrassi" universe
and how everyone has probably kissed everyone.
It goes there.
- Oh. - Wow.
- Oh, yeah!
(all laugh)
Yes, dude! - Yes!
- Best night of my life.
I'm actually really glad we brought this up.
This concert was right before the pandemic.
It's one of my fondest memories. Papa Roach.
(all laugh)
- How long did he go for?
- Like, four days.
(Patrick laughs) - Damn.
- Oh. - Oh, yeah. Just another...
- Another night. Drinking bourbon, playing Candy Land alone.
(all laugh)
Candy Land is really intricate and interesting.
- It's so intricate.
- And they call bourbon the candy of hard liquors, so.
- Yeah. Yeah. - You know, I...
- [All] Oh!
- Oh, yeah. - Shoot.
- I feel like this is not safe to put on YouTube.
That looks like a good Saturday night to me.
- Oh my God. That's good.
See, that's good.
- Sorry.
Well, how else am I supposed
to interpret this picture? - Say, "Don't do this."
- Don't do this. - That's what I call
it gets you really high, really low.
I used to call them the dangerous middle.
(all laugh)
- [All] Oh!
- Wow. - Okay.
- This is not Photoshopped.
(all laugh)
- [Patrick] That's awesome.
- That's why your hands
are just getting chopped - Yeah, I was gonna say
so sorry about your fingers. - off behind your head.
- My fingers are in my Afro.
That's where they're hiding.
Thank you so much.
That was a great night.
Me and bae out on the town, living it up, you know?
So yeah, he treats me right.
- Did that dress hurt?
Was it glass? - Looks really hard.
- It looks glass.
- Yeah, it was hard, but that's how my man likes it.
- Okay. - Okay.
(all laugh)
- He likes a hard dress.
- He likes a hard dress
so he can rip it off and find the soft inside.
- Oh. - Oh!
- It's like a hard-boiled egg.
- You're like a Wonder Ball.
(Patrick and Jackie laugh)
- My body is a Wonder Ball.
(all laugh)
- Okay. - Oh.
(people laugh)
- What is this?
- [Jackie] Yuck.
- Who is this?
- (laughs) I don't know.
(people laugh)
This is Photoshopped,
and I sent this to my mom to tell her I had a girlfriend.
Well, I said that was my girlfriend.
Yeah, I found her.
I went to a stock image website,
and I Googled Patrick's girlfriend.
- Love that for you.
- Yeah, so she's really sweet.
- This was actually when we were shooting this
just a few days ago.
It was 7-Eleven day.
I just wanted to see if cows like 7-Eleven slushies.
- What was the response?
- I mean, look at this guy.
He's freaking the frick out.
He loved it.
- That tongue.
- Was the slurpy still a slurpy by that point?
- Oh, like it was juicy, juicy?
- [Patrick] Yeah.
- No, it was very juicy, but that's all that really matters.
I didn't wanna give the cow brain freeze.
That would suck.
- Yeah. - Oh, yeah.
- I would actually love to see a cow get brain freeze.
- If a cow gets brain freeze,
does that mean it makes ice cream?
- Stop. (Patrick laughs)
(group murmuring)
- This is kind of like, you know...
You know some people take their weekends
and do charity work.
- Mm-hmm. - Yeah.
- I just go around and vlog myself flipping off babies.
It's just for me. I don't put it out anywhere.
I spend Saturday just going around flipping off babies
and then Sunday just laughing at it.
- Your middle finger looks like a hot dog.
- Thank you. - Yeah.
- Oh, okay.
Oh, it's Babu Frik!
- Yeah, this was from my security camera.
Very scary on a Friday night when I was home alone.
And this guy showed up to my door,
and I'm like, "Who's ringing?"
And I was like, "No." It was a little too late.
- So you didn't let him in?
- No. - Oh.
- Looks like he has a power tool
in his hand. - I didn't let him in.
- I wouldn't.
- Haven't you heard the urban legend
if you don't let Babu Frik in to your home?
- What happens?
- He shows up seven days later and steals your pants.
- I mean, if he came back in seven days
and wanted to get in, I might let him in.
- Oh, really?
- Yeah, if he wanted to take my pants. (chuckles)
(all laugh) - Persistence. Okay.
Get your hard dress on. Babu's coming over.
(all laugh)
- Wonder Ball.
- Okay, this is an MRI of my brain.
I guess I'm always thinking of LUNA Bars.
LUNA Bars, they used to say they're only for girls,
but that's not true.
- Really?
- Yeah. I don't know why.
That was a weird marketing of...
- Yeah. - Right?
10 years ago, it was like,
"These are finally protein for women."
- Didn't work on me.
- What? What do you mean? (all laugh)
- Like, she's ew, not (mumbles).
- I never had a LUNA Bar because only for women, agh!
I want the MUNA for men.
- Oh, okay. (Courtney chuckles)
- Equality.
- Do not (beep) with my desk.
- Who is this to?
- This was to...
Okay, so there's this thing-
- Is that Keith's desk?
- That's my desk.
There is this thing every few days at the office...
You see the little coaster in the top right corner?
I use that for my beverages,
but sometimes that coaster gets put under my mouse
as if it's supposed to be the mouse pad.
And I have no... - The tiniest mouse pad.
- Ah, nice.
- Is that a bowl cut
on the vase? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
- Looks like a bong.
- What's that? That's a flute.
- Oh, okay.
- Just bowl...
Oh, smoking a bowl.
- Oh!
- Oh.
- What do you mean? Fluting a bowl.
- Who's throwing puns up in here?
- [Patrick] That's crazy.
- Oh. - So this is Jackie's.
- It's kind of like that series
"I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant."
(all laugh)
- I didn't know I ate a hot dog?
(all laugh)
- I didn't know I had a hot dog up there.
- Actually, you had pre-lunch yesterday.
- I did, okay?
- She ate three hot dogs.
- Wait, that's awesome.
Where? Was it Costco? - There's in the fridge.
Let's talk about it.
Our call time moved up an hour
and lunch moved back an hour, too.
And my tummy couldn't handle it.
- It was pre-lunch. Three hot dog pre-lunch.
- I don't understand the issue.
- I don't either.
- Aye! Dang it. - Oh!
- You found them.
- I found it, and I picked it up to eat.
And then I dropped it.
So that's why I Snapped you.
I dropped it. Sad face.
- Dang it. - Oh, man.
- Never let a hot dog go to waste.
- No. - Yeah.
Those bathroom hot dog parties, they're always wild.
- Yes. - Wow!
- Oh, wow.
- I mean...
- I feel like yours have tracked the most.
- Well, yeah, this is me.
- This is real. This is me.
- I've been there before,
and actually the Ahsan Supper Store, pretty good spot.
They make a mean tamale there.
- Nice. That's awesome.
- Do you think this...
- You good?
- Yeah. Oh, Jesus.
(people laugh)
- Oh, this is...
(people laugh)
- Wow.
- This is my shopping cart.
- Yep.
- This instance on Amazon,
I was buying "When Harry Met Sally,"
the 30th anniversary edition. - Great romantic comedy.
- Yeah, and a big old bottle of lotion.
- Interesting.
- I have interesting nights,
and I like to take a lot of photos of them.
- Yeah, we can tell.
- You know? I like to have bourbon and play Candy Land.
I like dichotomies, you know?
Like bourbon, Candy Land.
You know, naughty, nice. You know?
"When Harry Met Sally," lotion, you know?
Sweet, sour. (laughs)
- Well, that was our camera rolls being leaked.
I hope you had a good time.
Why don't you leak some camera rolls to us?
No, please don't. - Ooh.
- [Ian] Don't show us all
your camera rolls, please. - Don't. (laughs)
- But thank you for joining us, and we'll see you-
- Round the bend. - Round the bend.
That's our new slogan. - See you around the bend.
- See you around the bend, guys.
- See you around the bend.