It'll be over my dead body that I'll have to get a shot.
I will not.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> Well, yeah,
that's how that would work actually.
So it's Sarah Palin, maybe she gets this stupid irony of the point
that she's making but she appeared as every troglodyte in
America did at the turning points USA Christmas awful.
I guess she was there and Charlie Kirk was there, Tucker Carlson was there,
Don Junior, Kyle Rittenhouse, because you can't out onion the onion now.
Yeah. They just invite him to events now to talk
about how he murdered people.
Everyone was awful was there, but
mostly it was Palin talking about how she would never get vaccinated.
She would rather that she and her kids stay unvaccinated guarantee that they have
had every one of their vaccinations they're supposed to have.
But she's going to pretend that they don't,
we have a little bit more from her on COVID in this video.
>> I won't do it.
And they better not touch my kids either cuz that's where the-.
>> Well governor, some people say though, I might lose my job.
I might get kicked out of school.
>> Yeah, I know.
And I think if enough of us though, rise up and say, no, enough is enough.
There are more of us than there are of them.
So for us to be hesitant and for us to kinda wait for
somebody else to take this on and stand up and say, no enough is enough.
You need to all look around and realize that as you [COUGH] stiffen your spine and
take those positions that you know are right.
Especially when it comes to government tell us telling us what we have to inject
in our own bodies, you don't know.
Realize that those around you as you step in your spine,
their spines too will stiffen and there is empowerment in a group
like this where you all can realize and kind of feed off each other.
That clip ,I feel like it should be studied in film school for
all the different ways that it's awful first of all,
why are you staying on Charlie Kirk that whole time?
He could tell, you could tell that he could tell like I've had it happen to me,
sometimes like the internet connection to our director will break, so
they just stuck on my shot.
But like Francesca's talking and like I hope that I can cover a little bit of it.
But inside I'm just like, God what is happening [LAUGH]?
And you could tell that Charlie Kirk is like she's talking, go to her,
we brought her all the way from Wasilla for this, can at least go to her.
>> Especially like that face like to stay on that head turned at that angle like
where you can in real time see the swelling from all of the thoughts that,
just like he's just hemorrhaging intelligence.
And his face gets smaller and
smaller upon just a pallet of dumb and yeah.
>> There was an opportunity for him there, he says, well, governor,
some people are saying what if I lose my job to which he should have added.
And I obviously don't want you to do that because nobody should lose their
livelihood over some partisan bs that we made up a year ago.
But he didn't, she implied that there's more of them than there are of us.
It's like less than 1% noncompliance with these mandates.
There are not as many of them as they are of us.
In general terms, that's why they've turned against democracy.
But on this issue in particular, it's one of the most extreme minority positions
anywhere, but they have to pretend that it's something more significant.
And she used the term stiffened at least three times there and
I really feel like it wasn't necessary to make her point.
I don't know what the thing about the spine is but anyway, I just thank you for
coming back to Sarah Palin, it was weird.
Sarah Palin is back baby, whether you wonder or not and you probably don't.
She's running for office once again,
she's joining over 50 other candidates who are trying to take the seat that
was vacated by Representative Don Young when he died earlier this year.
So she is going to be trying to enter Congress, Sarah Palin, not just for
Alaska anymore.
She'll be all of our problems, potentially.
It could end up just still being a public relations thing or whatever but
here you see, here's she's registering to get on the ballot.
And it's considered serious enough that a lot of high profile politicians have
already weighed in, including some republican strategists.
Like this Republican National committeewoman from Alaska said there had
been speculation, but I was surprised she will certainly be a contender beyond that.
I don't know how it'll be received, she hasn't been active in politics
since the run for vice president and her services governor.
She hasn't been involved or I haven't seen red events.
And another claim that Palin is quote, certainly the favorite just because
everyone knows her, but caution people still remember her quitting.
It's not a slam dunk and her favorability rating right now is 31%
although I don't know for sure if that's inside of Alaska or nationally,
but Francesca, she could be speaking on the House floor soon.
>> We've got worse than Palin in the in Congress right now,
Palin was like the O G, Palin paved the way for these other crazies.
So, they owe it to her, right there.
She's like the Bernie of the like whack job movement within the GOP.
And she owes it all that John McCain, which is the saddest part about all this.
But she was saying drill baby drill before Lauren Boebert put it on her dress or
whatever the hell she thinks is cool.
So-.
>> [LAUGH].
>> I'm of two minds, number one,
the reason she's running is cuz Newsmax won't offer her a job.
And the reason Newsmax won't offer her job is cuz and
I say this with a lot of care but
she's very dumb, like she's real stupid.
Like she's so dumb.
She can't maintain the line of propaganda.
She's unable to have a through line l like Marjorie Taylor Greene
obviously is stupid but she knows how to get her points across, right.
And same with Lauren Boebert, Palin been dumb.
She's like admitted that she didn't read,
couldn't name one single newspaper like things that she could see Russia from
her backyard, which like that could be like I'm gonna get him.
I'm gonna get Putin cuz I'm-.
>> Every day she wakes up and fires one shot at the general direction of Russia.
>> Hey all of Alaska this is Sarah Palin, your former governor here in Wasilla.
Hey, I just wanna take a second to wish you all a very very merry Christmas,
my most favorite people in the entire world, Alaska I love you.
>> She loves him, that's why she's working so
hard to move back to DC when she becomes a representative.
She's running for congress right now,
now that video is freely available, that one I think that's on YouTube.
If you would like something more personalized Sarah Palin as for
awhile been on cameo.
Cameo is of course the site where you can get celebrities or
something approaching celebrities to make custom videos for you for pay.
And we previously on this show have made fun of
Sarah Palin specifically for doing those cameos.
It turns out that joke is very much on us cuz she has been
doing very well for herself over on cameo.
Let's talk about the money she's been making recently.
So she had to do a financial disclosure form.
We expect that for people running for house presidents don't have to do
it anymore but anyway she earned over $211,000 on cameo just last year.
That is nearly 40K more than she would make as a member of the House,
just pumping out those personalized videos she made over 200 grand in a year.
If you look at this next graphic you'll see a breakdown of some of the other
things she's made money off of.
So let's see a little bit of its from TV.
I don't know what young conservative is.
I imagine it's a way that billionaires have a front company that
pretends that there are young people who are super conservative and
they use that as a way to funnel money to right wingers they like.
Also there's pie spy which sounds like a company I would actually make but
anyway she made 70 grand there.
And it has something to do with services for the elderly, I don't know anything but
I'm gonna say if you looked into that I bet it's corrupt.
But anyway let's focus now on the cameo.
You can see here a shot of her actual cameo.
She has 465 reviews and apparently people quite like her
services Five stars, that's how you make over 200 grand.
She sells the videos by the way for $199 each and
promises delivery within 24 hours.
Is that a bargain, Jessica?
I don't know she certainly is doing well for herself.
>> Man, I really blame SNL for this, it's their fault.
When Sarah Palin was saying stuff like immigrants need to speak American and
we need to make laws based on what the Bible says.
That would have been a really great time to have some really good satire on
the descent into white Christian nationalism and
SNL was like best we can do is make fun of her voice.
Sorry we're gonna make her a meme and now her voice is so profitable and
she's making so much money off of cameo.
I blame SNL although I would really like to like submit to her,
hey can you say this quote and it will be like a Eugene Debs quote or
like a quote will be like, it's a Ronald Reagan quote.
My friend really likes it, can you just say it and be like, this is so
true [LAUGH].