two words Chuck Norris when he doesn't
push up he doesn't lift himself he
pushes the world down welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we'll be taking
a look at our top ten favorite Chuck
Norris moments number ten forest warrior
shapeshifter in forest warrior Chuck
Norris taps into his ability to
shape-shift into various badass woodland
creatures in order to scare off
Lumberjacks that are threatening his
forest fun fact the only special effect
this movie needed was Chuck Norris
number nine WWF Survivor Series
protecting the Undertaker back in the
early 90s Chuck was asked to play an
enforcer for a wrestling match between
the Undertaker and Yokozuna seeing as
he's unstoppable he prevented Jeff
Jarrett from interfering with the casket
match with a sidekick to the dome
causing him to flip onto his head and
run away in tears if you ask us
he got off easy number eight lone wolf
McQuade and the uz he may play a cowboy
style Ranger in this film but like any
red white and blue blood and American
he's not opposed to putting the
six-shooter down in favor of a bullets
fitting chunk of the Second Amendment
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only Chuck can perform a 360-degree
machine gun takedown and not hit any of
the horses number seven Huck and Chuck
presidential campaign Chuck facts in
2007 Chuck took his fight against evil
into the political realm when he and
Mike Huckabee teamed up to dish facts on
each other
Mike Huckabee is a lifelong hunter he'll
protect our Second Amendment rights
there's no chimney on Chuck Norris's
beard only another fist somehow even
with the almighty Norris's support
Huckabee still managed to lose the
Republican nomination if God works in
mysterious ways
then Chuck's powers are simply beyond
comprehension Chuck Norris doesn't
endorse he tells America how it's gonna
be number six
dodgeball the thumbs up in this
silver-screen sports epic the thrilling
conclusion comes down to a decision by
the judges luckily for Vince Vaughn and
his team Chuck appears and saves the day
with a simple thumbs-up Ben Stiller
should just be thankful that Chuck
didn't unleash the other four fingers
number five
Delta Force two skydiving in Delta Force
two Chuck decides that a drug kingpin
needs to be taught the kind of lesson
that only a 10,000 foot drop can provide
let me go
and throws old pavlo out of a plane
without a chute since Chuck is
impervious to the laws of physics he
saves the scumbag my skydiving after him
but presumably only after he makes him
crap his pants from screaming number
four good guys wear black the windshield
kick in this film Norris plays a six
time world karate champion who has ended
up on the cia's hit list these liberal
Punk's try to chase him down but failed
to realize that you can't run over Chuck
Norris
he runs over you hey what's that a new
windshield number three way of the
Dragon the chest hair here we come to
the one inaccuracy on our list we all
know that it is folly to think that you
can use Chuck Norrises chest hair as a
weakness for it is surely the source of
his great power we'll let this slide
because it does involve the late great
Bruce Lee before the record Chuck
Norrises chest hair is so powerful that
feeding a single curl to a male horse
would cause it to instantly ejaculate
another fully grown horse number two
invasion USA bazookas when America faces
its first-ever invasion Chuck takes up
his true mantle as a one-man army of
freedom at the film's climax Chuck sees
fit to stop a bazooka carrying Russian
terrorists with a bazooka of his own
from point-blank range
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cancel the Oscars number one Walker
Texas Ranger the broken nose rounding
out our list is the television
appearance that made this God turn man
into a household name listen would you
go behind my pickup truck and pull down
the tailgate for my place following in
the footsteps of both Jesus and Abraham
Lincoln chuck breaks at creeps nose like
it's a salty and grabber then he resets
it Danny breaks it again if you will
ever get so close to being touched by
perfection
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