We're back with the bachelor, Colton Underwood.
And we are about to introduce him
to three of the women he'll be dating this season.
OK, you ready to meet them?
Let's do it.
All right.
Oh, one thing I forgot to mention.
I told you you'd be meeting three women,
but I didn't tell you how.
It's time to play Know or Go.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
(SINGING) Hey, hey, hey, Good-bye.
Hey, hey, hey--
All right, bring them out, Twitch.
[DRUMS]
[APPLAUSE]
Oh, boy.
All right, Hi, ladies.
Hi.
How are you?
Here's Colton, right here.
Hi, Colton.
This is the first time you're getting to meet Colton.
It's very exciting.
I don't know how they picked you three to be the first,
but you are.
That's exciting, right?
Very lucky.
Very.
Well, you're meeting him from up there, but only one of you
will get to actually come over here and greet him.
Because you have to be the last one standing, OK?
It's a very simple game.
If you know, you stay.
If you don't, you go.
I'll ask you, you're Sidney?
Yes.
All right, Sidney.
Hi, Colton.
Hey.
All right.
Could be the future wife we're seeing right here.
Sidney--
Yes?
This is your first chance to impress Colton.
Give him your best pick-up line?
Hi, Colton.
Did you just fall from heaven, or are you an angel?
I don't know if that made any sense.
Liked it, it was sweet.
Yeah.
[APPLAUSE]
That's not the line, Sidney.
No.
But that's-- that's all right.
You're nervous.
Yeah, totally.
OK, and who cares about pick-up lines, anyway.
They're cheesy.
All right.
Annie?
Hi.
Hi
What do you think is the most attractive thing about Colton?
Well, I have seven dogs, so definitely that he loves dogs.
Oh.
That's a good one.
That's awesome.
Seven.
They're going to have to get along with your dogs though.
That could be a [INTERPOSING VOICES]
But that's hard-- you can't have nine dogs.
Well, they are on a horse farm.
My mom's horse farm.
Oh, I see.
So there's lots or room.
I see, all right.
Good.
All right, and Katie, where would you take
Colton on an ideal first date?
And what would you all do?
Oh, I think we'd go to Malibu and eat at Malibu Farms,
maybe go to Pepperdine or have a picnic.
Something with food.
OK, something with food.
Food.
Something with food.
I love food.
Wow, that's great.
You'll have something in common.
Yes.
OK, Sidney, you may or may not know this,
but Colton is a virgin.
Oh.
Who sings the song Like a Virgin?
Madonna.
That is right.
Yes.
She's still there.
Got it.
All right, Colton is a former NFL player.
So if you get this right, you could score points.
How many points is a touchdown worth?
Seven.
Six, then seven with a kick.
She kicked it-- she kicked it back pretty quick.
Yes, she did.
Six.
Yeah, you got it back.
All right, that's OK.
I get that?
I don't fall.
Yeah, you got it, you got it.
All right.
In a few days, Colton will be handing out roses.
Finish the rhyme, roses are red, violets are blue,
Colton is sweet, and--
So am I.
[LAUGHTER]
That didn't rhyme.
I tried.
That didn't rhyme.
So she's going to have to go, because it didn't rhyme.
That's a sad thing.
Oh, no, no.
Yeah, it was-- it's great to know that you are sweet.
But as you go down, think of something
that would have rhymed.
[SQUEAL]
[APPLAUSE]
Oh, my god.
Oh, man.
All right.
Yeah, that's how strict we are.
Yeah.
Sidney, you're about-- you're about to be
competing for Colton's heart.
How many chambers does a human heart have?
Uh, ba, ba, baah.
Three.
Uh, no.
Higher, higher?
It's four.
Four?
Yes.
I was close.
So now you know that.
Isn't that great.
Yeah.
OK, I have to say goodbye.
See you later.
[SQUEAL]
Oh, man.
Annie--
Hold on.
I'm going to get one--
because you have to answer one more before you go.
That's a hard one.
That's mean.
This one?
Yeah, but I can't do that one either.
So like that's a good one.
So that's good if she can't?
Oh, but this one is for both of us.
All right.
This is a good one.
Yeah.
We share the same birthday.
You two?
We do.
So what is our birthday?
Um, can I ask a question before?
Yes.
Can I do that?
Yeah.
[LAUGHTER]
Yeah, she can ask a question.
Have you had your golden birthday yet?
This is my golden birthday.
This year.
Oh, this year.
Yeah.
October 27.
I'm 26.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh--
No, Annie, but that's all right.
You still won.
You were the last one standing.
Our birthday is January 26.
Birthday twins.
Oh, that's close to mine.
What?
When's yours?
February 7.
Oh, it's not the same.
OK.
Oh, I don't wan to--
Don't try to get on our birthday.
Come on now.
[SQUEAL]
Oh, boy.
[APPLAUSE]
All right, Annie.
How are you?
Congratulations.
Thank you.
26.
January 26.
I will remember that.
Now you'll remember that.
Yes.
All right, Colton's season of The Bachelor
premieres in January on ABC.
We'll be right back.
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[SCREAMS]
God.