however let's pull up a map that way we know what countries you would like to visit okay now
looking at this map where would you go i would go to the netherlands because it's next to amsterdam
netherlands we are looking at a map god dammit what's the piece of information that you learned
i'm done i'm getting out of here i'm not going to say anything else
dude this was way too hilarious way way way too funny i'm sorry this one was beyond
my lord hey guys welcome back to foreign reacts today we're gonna be checking out what's the
dumbest thing an american has ever said to you and um should be very interesting i really love doing
these videos especially this one and um americans living abroad and should be doing some more of
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reacts and um let's get right into this video the dumbest thing an american has ever said to you
i'm american but i got to take this out so freshman year at college my friends and i go
up to canada to have a fun weekend whatever we're partying having fun we don't sleep at all right
we get to the border i'm in the backseat knocked slumped out border patrol knocks on the window
he's asking everyone questions he comes to me looks at my passport sir what's your nationality
i go oh uh luis barbosa he goes no sir what's your nationality i go oh uh haitian dominican puerto
rican choose whichever one everyone in the car is staring at me like bro what are you saying right
now you're about to get us arrested i'm like what what am i saying wrong right everyone's looking at
me so the the border patrol tries to dumb it down for me he goes sir where are you from i go oh new
york city he goes okay so what's your nationality so now everyone's staring at me i'm getting tired
i'm like yo what the [ __ ] is that he's looking at me i'm looking at him he's looking at me he
goes yeah you're american go right through yo son thank god we wasn't coming back from mexico
i'm kind of curious what is the dumbest thing an american has ever said to you i'd like to find a
six pack of beer please cool i just need to see your id here you go i can't take that you can't
take my passport it's not a valid form of id you gotta have american id to buy alcohol in america
it's an american passport it says my birthplace is tennessee you got to get an american passport
to come to america everybody knows that you know that because you have one that's
not true at all if you're such an american why can't you just give me your driver's license
because my wallet got stolen and even if i did have that you can take a passport let me go ask my
manager if she'll make an exception hi what seems to be the problem here your cashier won't let me
use my passport as identification to my beer yeah you got to have an american id to buy alcohol in
america but that's really cool though i've never seen a passport before where are you from here
wow wow wow wow
how bro wow with the how in the middle of it wow
so the woman said she um has a passport and she's from tennessee and that doesn't give you the hint
that bro she is american like you can get an american passport through um immigration and
all that kind of nonsense right not nonsense i just say nonsense because that's how i talk but
it's not nonsense but the point is you can get a passport we know this right but man that how do
you even do this how how do you even do this and i guess this is practically you know i've never had
that experience before i don't i've never bought beer before bro i lose my mind for that type stuff
man that's dumb curious what is the dumbest thing an american has ever said to you one time i was
in high school and this girl asked me what i was i told her i'm egyptian my family is from egypt
she said no tell me the truth where are you really from i told her i'm not lying i'm from egypt
and the conversation she said no you don't understand egypt literally doesn't exist
and i was like no it actually does i go there every summer to visit my family she's like no
you don't get it egypt literally doesn't exist the us is the world there's no other country
i said so what are they teaching us in history i i i find it hard to believe that people actually
have said these things i just find it hard to believe this just cannot be possible i mean
compare the amount of existence america has had we know this is the world everything really existed
at the exact same time but we have humans going to places places places
claiming this claiming that independence blah blah blah blah blah blah and that gives you a duration
of when this was existed so on so forth we know this right when the heck do we think egypt was
when because last time i checked certain places like russia um and over that asian section bro
you don't want to really mess with those bro those been here bro they've been here germans they've
been here they've been here bro like what'd you think she said oh no those are just stories egypt
doesn't exist stories i'm kind of curious what is the dumbest thing an american has ever said to you
so i actually made a video about this a good while back but i'd say most of you haven't seen it so i
just said again here considering this is starting to catch on as a trend so over the summer i post
a photo of myself at the beach on my instagram story just you know as you do and this american
replies to the instagram story and this is what they say this is genuinely a word for word quote
this is going to sound stupid but i did ask and didn't know you guys had [ __ ] so i'm sitting
there reading this message thinking to myself what i live on an island
what do you think you know surrounds it but as silly as that message is that's the message that
started my series on tech talk on american paper which has ended up being by far my most successful
series so i have to be forever thankful for it also i hope you all have a great day
dumbest thing an american has ever said to you
canadian here right after i moved to america i went to the social security office so that i could
apply for a social security number so that i could work in america illegally i went up
to the little kiosk and i punched him that i was applying for my very first social security number
and the man who was working there said excuse me ma'am you're gonna want to punch in that you're
applying for a replacement card not a new number and i said no sir i don't have a social security
number i am applying for the first time and he said and you're an american i said no sir
i actually just moved here from canada just a couple of weeks ago and he's he said this
ma'am i have to say your english is amazing yeah yeah because they do speak that
a two main language over there in canada man i've been learning bro i've been learning i've
been learning i i can flex my muscles i have been learning french and english over there in canada
that's what we do i'm curious what is the dumbest thing an american has ever said to you okay so i'm
canadian but i went to elementary in middle school in florida during my seventh grade geography class
my teacher was doing a presentation so all the way north all the way south showing a bunch of
different countries and how much they contributed as you may expect us and china was way at the top
that's right but there was a piece of the graph showing how little canada contributed
me being a canadian i had a moment of pride and said to which my teacher responded yeah but that's
because there aren't any cars in canada sweetie and i said no there are cars my mom and dad has
one we moved here and won they have streets and highways and everything and she said sweetie
those are sleds my geography teacher dumbest thing an american has ever said to you
when i was younger i worked at a hotel as a maid and i was one day going to bro if y'all don't
get excited when you're here in different accents from various locations countries regions district
whatever whatever y'all crazy because i just love hearing the the difference bro it just makes me
happy like what the heck that's how you speak that is crazy that's amazing i just i don't know
i'm just weird and i just enjoy you know hearing various accents so i guess probably that's one of
the reasons as well why i'm so so so happy when i'm doing these videos my sexy made outfits and
there was a man sitting on the ground drinking the water from the bidet oh he was so like a dog
and so i was like so that is everyday you are must nurturing from that
he goes no it's very refreshing it's the fountain i was like no sir that's a big deal goes up your
ass it goes right up your ass he did not believe me he said it tasted so good i'm kind of curious
what is the dumbest thing an american has ever said to you okay so i'm from indiana i'm from
the midwest um temporarily though i used to live in los angeles before moving out to the east coast
um so one day i was in l.a and i was like okay like i want to change banks i no longer want to
be with the bank i was curly with so go in and i went to the teller and i was like hey i just
want to close my account if that's okay they're like yeah no problem and i oh perfect you're like
can we see your id i said yeah hand them my id and they're like i'm so sorry like do you have
a united states id um that's just we're gonna need to go ahead and confirm i said that is my
indiana id this is my driver's license i'm from indiana and they said no um i'm so sorry but this
is not a united states id um do you have any other form of id they're like this says indiana i go i
know indiana is a state i'm from indiana and they said no i need to see a united states id
and i was just nah bro i've been saying this on this channel i've been saying it and i've
been saying and i'm gonna keep saying it is this thing recording yes it's still recording i've been
saying and i'm gonna still say it americans don't even know their own states bro i am telling you
that legit speaking legitimately speaking i know a lot of americans do not know the states and people
get mad at me when i tell them that i'm not lying bro it's education in america is practically like
a choice my guy like even if you go through high school bro you still don't know nothing because
it's a choice my guy right so all them stuff and all that bro that's just gpa stuff bro so
you ain't got to worry about none of that so i'm telling you bro just imagine that woman is
saying to her you need an american id this is an american id just imagine that wow that is
and the other lady in this same video was literally saying the same thing but hers
was a passport and they didn't even bro maybe they think indiana is india i don't know like
i'm sorry what is our education system i'm kind of curious what is the dumbest thing an american has
ever said to you so i'm swiss in luxembourgish but i went to the states for university more
specifically los angeles so i have so many of these because people are [ __ ] stupid out there
at least every two weeks i'd get asked if i spoke swedish because i was from switzerland classic but
then every now and then i'd be like [ __ ] it i might try and say i'm from luxembourg every time
i said i'm from luxembourg it would be so like where where in the uk is that where oh no it's
not in the uk but okay we're in germany sorry my bad not in germany um somewhere else know i don't
know where luxembourg is which which countries it is its own [ __ ] country i know we're small
but we're important too you [ __ ] [ __ ] what is the dumbest thing an american has ever said to you
so i know i'm american but i'm gonna get in on this one i was staying at a hotel on the strip
in vegas and i was in a little convenience store just trying to buy a diet coke and a couple in
front of me that were from australia were trying to just buy a pack of cigarettes and after about
five attempts i knew the lady behind the register was never going to understand them so i offered
to them do you want me to translate for you and they were like we're speaking english and i was
like yeah i know that you know that she doesn't know that so they're like yeah fine fine and so
i translated for them and then after they got their cigarettes they kind of laughed and were
like thanks and so when i was ordering my diet coke she was like that would have been so much
easier if they spoke english and i was like yeah they're from australia they were speaking english
and she goes they don't speak english there and i was like don't ask don't ask don't ask don't ask
don't ask them don't ask what do you think they speak there and she goes australia in ish ease
what i'm kind of curious what is the dumbest thing an american has ever said to you first day of
college psychology class i meet this girl called like that shannon she asks me where i'm from
i say switzerland right she says ah sweden sweden sweden is not your blonde right i'm just going to
play along yes shannon then you can see her trying to relate but she was probably lying because she
had no clue what she was talking about so shannon goes i love europe i was in germany this summer
and it was so nice to see all the history i'm like let's call her out what history shannon
with all the concentration camps and all where the jews died my channel the camps
are in poland but what i meant to say is that i went where hitler was born she wasn't working
she goes stop i'm gonna jump out the window okay
i don't know you live on the ground floor let me take you to the [ __ ] seventh floor
it's illegal to make somebody laugh like this bro it's illegal it's illegal it's just illegal
you don't do this to people man no god no what is the dumbest thing an american has ever said to you
here's one of mine i remember how much time you got [ __ ] i could do this [ __ ] all day
let's go i'm going to florida oh really are you driving are you flying i drove
and it took me 17 hours 17 hours how many days is that damn i want to visit europe oh
really what countries are you visiting oh you know the basics no i don't know
visiting countries i mean italy france spain portugal stop it portugal is not in europe it is
however let's pull up a map that way we know what countries you would like to visit okay now
looking at this map where would you go i would go to the netherlands because it's next to amsterdam
netherlands
what's a piece of information that you learned
i'm done i'm getting out of here i'm not gonna say anything else dude this was way too hilarious
way way way too funny i'm sorry this one was beyond
my lord guys guys guys guys this must be all funny and i
i'm speechless even though i'm talking wow um that was nutty i'm out of here guys i hope y'all
have a good day and i hope you guys laughed as much as i did because this was hella funny