Beauty is hard...
- ...ware. - Let's talk about that.
( music
Good Mythical Morning!
Today we are debuting
hardware store beauty hacks,
cooking the fanciest and most expensive
Crunchwrap Supreme you've ever seen,
and taking a trip through the craziest music videos
of K-pop boy band royalty...BTS!
But, right now we're diving into the world of beauty.
- Uh-oh. - Makeup is used to beautify faces.
And hardware tools are used to beautify houses.
And if Disney Channel original movie "Smart House"
has taught me anything,
it's that houses are the same as people,
and the singularity is real.
Hmm. And so today we're finding out all the ways
the hardware store can refine your beauty routine.
Now, there've been a handful of these Home Depot
- beauty hacks online already, - Mm-hm.
but we're gonna take it to the next level
and remodel ourselves! It's time for...
All right. We've asked Mythical crew members Ellie and Jordan
to head over to the hardware store
to find an assortment of tools and whatnot
in order to challenge us with some hardware store beauty hacks.
Now, Ellie, you are our resident makeup expert.
Yes, um, I'm not great but I have a lot of passion.
- Link: That's good. - And Jordan?
I'm a dumpy nerd
who doesn't put a lot of time and effort into my appearance.
( laughing )
I'm a natural fit for this segment.
- Perfect! - Okay, so in each round
we're going to attempt a hack
that they have invented.
And then we will determine if it "Hardwares"
- or "HardWon'ts." - Yes.
All right, let's see the first hack.
We're here at the hardware store!
And I was thinking, Jordan...
- Yes. - When you build a house,
what's the first thing you do?
Well, you-- permits...
...of course. I don't know, I rent. I'm sorry.
- What is the first thing you do? - You start with the foundation.
- The foundation. - So I was thinking, like, foundation--
paint department-- but paint brushes are like--
they're basically just big versions
- of makeup brushes. - Right. I've seen makeup brushes.
- Boring. - I've met women.
Yes! I think that's lame. I think we can do better.
I think we can do better.
Ellie:
-
- Ellie:
It's like a declawed cat is pawing my face.
We've decided you're gonna have to use a paint roller
for your foundation. ( sing-song ) Good luck!
- Oh-kay. - Wow.
- Bring 'em in. - Here it is!
- This seems like child's play. - There you go.
We have our proper permits, Jordan, don't worry.
Oh, hey, don't declaw your cats, everybody.
I just wanted to add that. Don't declaw your cats, it's cruel.
What do you have to say about the cats, Rhett?
What should they do to them?
I think you should just cut their feet off.
- Jordan: Whoa! - I'm just kidding!
- I'm just kidding! I love cats! - This is a crap-ton
- of foundation. - If you have any extra imperfections,
here's your concealer. A slightly smaller roller.
Okay, just in case we don't get it all.
I know how to do this because my dad is a painter.
- Yes. - All right, so I got a nice--
Oh, I'm gonna take my glasses off.
- Kinda nice. - I feel pretty good about this.
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I don't want to get the eyebrows.
- Whoop, you got your eyebrows. - ( laughter )
I've never seen anybody put their foundation on that quickly.
Don't forget the ears.
- Oh, you normally have a blemish but you kinda decide-- - Thank you, Rhett.
you kinda have a whole area that you missed,
so I'll just put some concealer on it.
Oh, really? Anything else I missed?
- The other side, the same place. - Okay.
And then right in between your eyes.
Get rid of that unibrow.
You just missed your ear.
( laughter )
And the spot under your ear.
The spot that gets red when I get mad?
- The spot between your-- - Cover that up...
your hairline and your beard line.
...so nobody'll know how mad I am right now.
( laughs ) Okay, um--
- (
I feel like we look great.
And, so the question is...
Hardware or HardWon't?
Both:
Ellie: So we're here in the screw section.
Look, there's like, a million tiny drawers,
each with their own secrets, huh?
Yes. It's like we're at Hogwarts.
Lots of fun hardware, here. Lag bolts. Carriage bolts. You name it.
Ellie: You know that off the top of your head?
No, no, I'm reading them off the signs. I've never built anything
or used my hands for labor, so...
The concept of using, um, a screw
for mascara is not new to us. We didn't invent it.
And it started with this company who made a $70 mascara
that looks exactly like a screw.
Put it--we'll put it right here.
- (
- No, put it here. Put it here instead. - No, put it right here.
So this looks exactly like the mascara wand
they were charging $78 for.
Thinking that screw's too small.
- Screw's way too small. - We want bigger, more voluminous lashes,
- we gotta get 'em-- - Of course. And I do. And I do.
- You gotta get a bigger more voluminous screw. - Right.
Ellie: Look at that! That's a big, thick screw.
All right, Rhett and Link,
you have to use a skinny screw
and a big voluminous screw
to apply your mascara.
- ( laughs ) - I learned a new word, "voluminous."
Oh yeah. Voluminous is crucial in beauty.
I thought it was "volume-in-eous."
- Whatever. - Okay.
- Good luck! - Well, we've got this.
This is not part of the intro.
- Uh... - And what is this?
Well this is what the mascara is in
and you normally apply it with this thing.
- Oh, this is the mascara. - Rhett: So maybe
you can use this thing
to squeeze out some mascara juice.
- Link: Squeeze, man. - Ellie: You can probably fit that right in there, guys.
Link: Oh, why don't we try-- keep using the hardware.
- And here... - ( Rhett guffaws )
You just stick it in there.
- So much easier. - Look at that.
Look at that. There's one.
You hold that one with your other finger.
And then, this one right here.
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It really does look just like the expensive one.
But it represents a lot of savings.
You may really be onto something here, guys.
Link: This always scares the crap out of me.
Is this working?
You're--you're doing it, man. Am I doing it?
- A little bit. - Wow, you did good.
( breathily ) Yeah.
I didn't do too good. Maybe it's because my screw's too small
- We're just gonna paint-- - Rhett: Yeah.
This doesn't seem like the kinda thing you should put into your eye,
but that kind of reasoning has never stopped us on this show.
- Am I touching it? - The key is to turn it--
apply it and turn it at the same time.
- Let me see? - I'm really trying to do a better job--
- Oh, you did it! - I really mucked this one up--
- Oh, that looks incredible! - And then the bottom?
- Ellie: Oh, my God. - Link: How's that?
It's really good. You look like that guy from "A Clockwork Orange."
- What about that? - You're totally missing the bottom.
- You don't have eyelashes there. - Yeah, I had 'em removed.
Yeah, it's part of my world view.
You need a little bit-- you're afraid for me to do this.
Yeah, you're too shaky. I would--yeah.
I'd rather a cat do that.
Link:
-
So I think, next step, we wanna go lips.
Your eyes are bold, you lips need to be bold.
And I wanted to go power tools...
because... it should make you feel powerful.
So a jigsaw works-- it's like a free-form saw?
It lets you-- it's called a jigsaw because you can cut out, like,
the curves of a jigsaw.
- And so I thought since the lips are curvy, - Mm-hm.
that's where we need to go.
So we are going to attach a lipstick
to a power drill jigsaw.
Jordan: They lock these up pretty tight.
- ( straining ) Oh, god. - Jordan: Yeah, I think the lesson here is
if you wanna steal a jigsaw from a drugstore,
bring a child with tiny hands to help you.
Ellie: Do you think it would be a good idea
to attach a lipstick to a power drill jigsaw?
Mm...no, not really.
- Jordan: Mike knows what he's talking about. - Yeah.
All right, Rhett and Link. You have to apply your lipstick
with a jigsaw.... and not die.
Oh, Mike, we're gonna prove you wrong, buddy.
Are we?
( sing-song ) Here you go.
- ( electric buzzing ) - Oh, gosh.
Oh, gosh.
Jordan, you didn't--you didn't really seem to be
- in agreement on this one. - Oh, no. This is a terrible idea.
- ( laughter ) - A very bad idea.
- Ellie: Hey! - You're placing this squarely on Ellie.
- Yeah, I bet you guys are gonna lose teeth. - Uh, yeah, I--
- Anyways, see ya. - Ellie: It's gonna work
- and you're gonna like it. - I've been given a power tool everybody!
- I am not comfortable-- - What? I'm sorry?
You shouldn't be allowed to do this.
You shouldn't be allowed to do this,
but you have to go first because you've also got herpes
and I don't wanna use the thing after you.
So you've gotta...
- Just start slow. - You jumpy, man.
For a good reason.
( chuckles ) Yeah, I've earned it.
Really purse them.
( electric humming )
- Dude, don't go so fast, man. - Okay.
Nice and easy.
Whoa, there's not-- It's either on or off, really.
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Mm...mm.
( Link chuckles )
How does that feel, by the way?
- Look at what you did! You did a good job! - I'm missing the edges.
( laughs )
You overdid it a little on the sides, but...
...it actually feels kinda nice.
( laughter )
- ( whirring ) - (
Ooh. Ooh.
It's like a massage.
Look towards me more.
Usually when you put on lipstick, it's like this...
I've seen-- I've seen them do this.
- Oh... - Link: It's actually pretty precise, man.
- That is tickle-tickle. - It's pretty precise.
- Now--now work it in. - (
Look at that. That's incredible.
It feels good!
You know what stage you're at--
like, everybody in the house knows--Oh!
- ( humming, whirring ) - "Must be lipstick time."
( laughs ) You can hear it.
So, uh...
I think what we've discovered here with this one
is that not only just as effective,
just as beautifying--
- It's more fun! - And it's more therapeutic.
Yes, I feel like I got a lip massage.
Both:
- Rhett:
Ellie: We're here in the trash aisle
because I have an idea.
When you were cleaning up
- a busy work studio, - Yes.
where you cut wood and do all sorts of stuff,
- you need a shop vac. - Again, this is all theoretical to me.
- I've never worked with my hands before. - You're the worst person
- to bring on this trip. - Yes.
I learned from a different GMM episode
that you can switch the motor on that
and take out the filter and it'll explode things out.
- This is such an educational show. - So, when you're done
with your make up-- and I'm sure Rhett and Link
probably look really good right now--
you have to set it with powder so it doesn't melt off your face.
So what you're sayin' is we can give it a little vac blast.
- We're gonna give it a little vac blast. - Give it a little vac blast.
All right, Rhett and Link,
you have to use a shop vac
to apply your setting powder.
I'm so glad that you knew we would look
- so good right now. - A vac blast.
- Oh, you do look good! - You were able to anticipate that.
It looks like you were going to
a bachelorette party and then melted.
- That's 'cause we don't have our setting powder. - Right.
The setting powder keeps your face from melting.
- The shop vac is set on blast. - Kinda looks like an urn.
I'm gonna load this up with the setting powder
- so we can set that look all day. - I love it.
- Ellie: All right. - Link: Oh, my goodness.
Good gracious, that's a lot of powder.
Do we need all of it?
- Ellie: Yeah. - Yeah, you look pretty bad,
so you should probably use as much as possible.
Ellie: It's important to mattify your look.
And that's what we'll be doing here today.
Okay, whatever you do...
- ...don't breathe. - Don't try this at home.
Don't breathe.
I'm staring down the barrel of makeup death, here.
Five...four... three...
two...one...
- ( vacuum whirring ) - (
( vac winds down )
- Did it hit me? - ( Rhett laughing )
Mostly in the nose.
Ugh. Look, this eye won't open.
I thought it was gonna come out like a huge dust cloud
and I actually think I could've worked it around.
- Got me right here. - So when you do it to me, I think you can work it around.
Okay, we're learning something, guys.
This is an educational show, Jordan.
- Rhett: Yeah, go for it. All the way. All the way. - All of it, all of it.
Even get the one that I left out.
We got a little from yours.
It smells so good. It smells like my grandma.
- She's dead. - Well, not like she smells now.
- How's that trajectory. - That's probably too close.
You can start that close but then you need to move around
and really get it even,
- 'cause I really want this to look good. - Yeah, man, yeah.
Okay, here we go.
Five...four... three...
two...one...
Blast!
(
It's like airbrushing!
Whoa! ( laughs )
There ya go. All right.
- (
Kinda started to go up, 'cause I--
Oh, you look great, Rhett.
- Wow, you know what? You really-- - You're so set.
It really just set it in and everything
got tight! My whole face got tight!
Jordan: You guys look like the Joker's just not trying anymore.
- Why so no longer serious? - Joker 2018.
- Ah, the Joker Brothers. - This is very efficient,
but I think we have coverage issues--
Yeah. I'm mean, I feel really good, though.
It's a little-- it's a little aggressive.
And also I feel like just the amount of powder
that you have to purchase for one application--
- is probably--the ratio's a little off. - Overkill.
So it's not a great use of your money.
Link:
Both:
But I will tell you,
you can actually use the hardware store
- to look beautiful. Who would've known? - Yeah.
- I think the internet knew, but thanks, guys, - Yes, thank you.
- for challenging us... - Ellie: You're welcome!
I hope we made you proud.
And click through to see us make
the most expensive Crunchwrap Supreme in the world.
But let's get cleaned up first.
Rhett:
and you can too by getting yours online
at mythical.store. Not bad.