(Logan and friend's kicking)
Music
BAAAAAAAAAAAHHH HOLY SH*T LOGAN ARE YOU A DINOSOUR?!?
Oh hey hi Brendan didn't see you there.
Whats up? What are you doing there?
Just swimming with my koi in my pond, that I have now
Oh yeah that's right you guys didn't see yesterdays vlog you losing out
That means your not in the Logang what are you doing bro subscribe
We are the best family on YouTube!
we have a pond now
We have fish, things are changing
for the better
It was a bleak day now it’s a sunny day
It was a bland day now its a fun day
Let's put the fun in funeral
(Laughs) Brendan: Lets put the fun in funeral? That doesn't make any sense
We have so much fun we die
Oooohhhh
All right as you guys know the wild fires in California right now are terrible
My manager Jeff has had too evacuate his house, he is literally staying with us right now
But, here is what we are experiencing
Our pool is disgusting!
Its all covered in ash bro
Hopefully my house doesn't burn down
Some material object and sh*t
But like I'll be upset
Plus we got a bunch of new stuff like this chair
Look at this chair man
Its so good and big and wood
Its so susceptible it can stand wild fires
Its just a giant wooden rocking chair
Yo this is actually lit
Ohohohoo, yeahhhh
Anyways, because of this giant wooden chair I also decided to bring my giant friend over
What up G welcome to- whoa wtf
What you doing?
I just thought I'd check out the merch
really
yea, I mean it looks like your stealing it
I'm a big guy
Even if you stitched all of it together it still wouldn't fit you
Guys this is Bo aka the 7ft vlogger
What up Bogang
Oh oh the Bogang
I'm gonna put these clothes back
So you don't steal them
Okay. Alright
Bo is a tall guy, look it
I would beat you up if I could reach you
I would beat you up
I- I believe you I believe you
we' re doing a fun thing today... wait duck duck duck holy sh*t
A** you didn’t get this Bo approved?
Yo I’m living with Evan dog!
We don't really think about height here
okay I understand oh who's this
How you doing with yo fine self
we'll just let them be
Lydia! I'm just tring to have a normal conversation
stand next to bo he’s tall
I just want to congratulate you on the pregnancy
Yep guys I’m pregnant
What the heck bro. This is crazy
we the oh bro come here follow me buddy
come here look at this *WOO*
I got you a giant wooden chair
woah this is- this is nice this is bo sized
Woah
Oh snap oh man
that’s crazy.. your turn Lydia
Rockabye baby inside of Lydia
Stop!
so pregnant
I’m so not
yup guys I’m pregnant
so do you guys remember we got a new pet
uh this is our chinese albino
soft shell turtle his name is Pancake
Lydia what do you think of Pancake
I think he’s ugly
No Lydia
How could you think he’s ugly
aw this one’s cute. This is Pancake the turtle
-Bo has no regret eating lil pancake-
Pancake!
No!
YO
He’s still
He’s still in there
in his tank?
that’s a pancake
that’s Pancake
a pancake
pancake
difference
Here is real pancake
Hey- easy there Mr.Tall man
Lydia come on
Lydia look at Pancake
Acknowledge him! Acknowledge him Lydia
lil subtitle person: Lydia. Y u no love the Pancake?
imstillhere-: tAkE tHe PanCaKe
Lydia: No seriously seriously
Lydia: No, but seriously I don't f*cking want it
Logan: He's just a soft shell Albino Chinese turtle
What about this p*nis looking turtle
Grosses you out?
*intense stare-*
So cute
He's cute, Lydia
Look, while we're here
There you go, got'chu Pen- Pancake
No pet turtle of mine unMaverick
LoGaNpAul.CoM/sHOP
Link in the merch storeee
Yyah.
I'm on some real man sh*t today
I've assembled the booooyss
But like- what is this?
What are you wearing?
It's Nicolas Cage muh boi-
Uhh sure
I respect it I re- yo
He's a Maverick
He's different bro, It'S cOoL
Are you ready to be a dude today dude?
*some random groaning/grunting* thatsoundsweird.
Yoho dohood. Oh damn
I'm just saying. If we doing dude sh*t today, you better be ready for the Testosterone
Frank: No. You better get away from my friend!
Hayden: Get away from my friend!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I got mud on the rolex
bro fix it thass my boiii
yo my boi got my back
with that saliva rolex
Logan: We are going to get- come here
and we are going to take the cool bus to a sports facility to throw a ball or something manly like that (multiple balls)
uhh, my testosterone is brudal
urggg i'm spiting everywhere i'm a savage
in fact, i am going to un-tint my electric windows so everyone can see just how manly we are
ahhhhhhh
i don't really fit in here
ah, that alright we got seats
ahhh
We just got onto the bus, what are the rules?
ONE, NO CHEATERS
All: NO CHEATERS
TWO : NO TOTTERS
ALL : NO TOTTERS
AND GOD DAMN DEFINITELY NO TOOTERS
ALL : NO TOOTERS
CAN I GET AN AMEN
ALL : AMEN!
Frank : HOW DO YOU DRIVE A BUS!?
*blasting music and screaming*
Logan : Ahh speedbump *oof*
Frank : Told'ya I don't know how to f*cking drive this! Logan : This was such a- oh sh*t
Logan : We're going up *logan screams*
Logan : Hi *people in car screaming*
Logan : Ahh Anddyyyyy
Andy : Oh watch you're head watch you're head!
Logan : AHH SH*T *Andy saves logan from dying*
Logan : OH MY GOD Andy : You almost died!!!
Logan : Oh my god im literally stunned rightw
This is pretty solid bro. Bro you almost took my head off you know what I gotta say to that, WE ON SOME MAN SH*T I DON'T NEED MY HEAD!! (um yes you do logan)
Bo : You're taller then me
*no handlebars plays*
Logan : Ayyeee
Logang bro we're everywhere subscribe if you're not a part of us. *scream*
*music*
Bo : Trucks
Hayden : Man Sh*t
Evan : A$$ and T!ties
Andy : My chest hair
Frank : Shaving with a butter knife
Logan : Andy
Logan : I have no depth perception
Im coming' by- oh f*ck
Alright guys we're here at the sports academy, guess what they do here, you guessed it, sports.
*Logan tells Evan* Dunk on Bo bro go behind him
*Logan screams and falls causing Evan to scream*
Evan : OHHHH YOU JUST GOT DUNKED ON
Logan : What is this idk what this is. Worker : Its Chromotherapy what it does is used liquid nitrogen converts it to a gassy form of nitrogen-
Logan : Wait wait, is it dangerous? Worker : Yes. Logan : c00L
Worker : So your temperature is gonna drop to about a negative 260 degrees Fahrenheit. Logan : Oh sick casual
People have done this people have done this and not died huh?
Brendon : Have people done this and died?
Worker : Yeah. Brendon : Welp.
Logan : Oooh oh thats icy yahh.
Uh oh its getting oh its getting cold oH ITS GETTING COLD
Oh my pen*s is shriveling (x2)
My nipples are getting hard these are all signs of coldness
Ayyyyee
No way is that cold?
Bro I'm from Ohio like I feel like cold temperatures i'm cool in.
*weird scream, Logan are u a dinosaur?*
*always plug*
BE A MAVERICK
*steps out of machine* Ohhhhhhhhhh
*moves pecks* ta ta ta ta ta ta ta
I feel good I feel ironically warmed up all i need now is a ball
Perfect. Alright guys this is Casey Patterson he competed in the Rio Olympics
Casey : You were there too right? Logan : I was there too you may have seen this video >
*Logan yells and dabs intensely*
Got removed from the internet 60 million views RIP
But um ok I brought my boys we're doing a day full of man sh*t
Casey I wanna have you serve and we're all gonna try and return it. Casey : Done
*pushes Evan* Olympic qualifier you're up go get em(x2) you got it(x2)
Evan : Im not going first, you go first!
Frank : You're f*cking Evan, go. Logan : You're Evan. Go.
Logan : Yo I feel like I know my boys an athlete but I feel like he's just not gonna hav luck with this
Just like lookin' at the size difference like uhh- Good Luck Evan
All : EVAN WOOO GO OHHHHHHHHH
OHHHHHHHHH. Evan : I HATE IT(x2) Logan :You got it (x2)
Casey : AWW I missed it again. *Logan chuckles*
Evan : *mocks logan* Why you being such a baby about it? Logan : Im not a baby
*gets hit in the face* Casey : Ayyyeee
Logan : Did I get it over?
Brendon : Nope.
Logan : No? You're up Frank.
All : OHHHHH Logan : He took a shot to the head!
I know this man bun protects everything. Frank : Like a mosquito bit me.
Logan : Oh Frank's hard.
*laughing*
I want more tall friends
Evan : What did you just say?
Logan : Uh nothing. Evan : I heard it.
Logan : I didn't say- *runs away*
AHH I FEELS SO MANLY SOMEONE GIVE ME A BALL (x3)
Here you go Evan shoot it, thats ma boiii
Evan : That was terrible.
Logan : Evan shoot it thats ma boiii
Shoot it Evan thats ma boiii
Bro you suck at being 7ft.
Shoot it Evan. Thats ma boiii (un-enthusiastic)
Bro ima kill you bro.
Yo I you know what im doin' this.
*grunts*Someone gimme the ball yeah yeah *random noises*