Don't get too creative – I got things
to do.
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It should be a short answer, not a lot
of writing.
Okay. What did you get for me? 15 hours.
15 hours? Yeah, right. I mean, I
gave you
three days of playing,
A little bit of practice.
It's 12 hours and three round. Yeah, I mean, I probably
play twice.
See? Probably play twice and maybe
another couple of hours.
You're getting close, right? Closer. I got you
down for 18 holes with booze,
because I don't know if that counts as full
practice. And then two hours of practice
outside of the golf. Absolutely correct.
Figured you may be... This week could be a
little bit more, but as an average week,
I played six days between Cancun
and Hawaii. In Hawaii?
Three days was heavy booze. Cabo
doesn't count. Do you play the Pros and
Joes down there?
Yeah, I think so. They
said it was there.
And I played the Jimmy O here.
Oh yeah. That's all ... Three days. That was all,
there was only three, like three real
days, I played before Hawaii.
That's about ... I drank in
every one of my rounds. Yeah,
I used to practice a lot.
I don't like to practice that much. Yeah, that's all right.
15 hours, that yeah – two rounds, a little bit of practice.
I give you, yeah, close enough.
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Clearly, Pat doesn't really cut his hair
very often. So, I went with
"he trims it" three times a year.
It's pretty accurate. I feel like you'd get
around the edges and
you's make sure the flow is proper. Oh yeah.
I actually have to cut it,
it's like a drape right now.
Okay, it's actually a little long now.
It's actually got to be ... See how it starts to bunch? I gotta
lighten it up a little bit. I go every
three weeks.
Probably more like every five or six, i did it.
So, it doesn't grow that fast.
Well, I just cut it last week, so.
And then before that? It was a long time ago.
That the first one of the year?
Yeah. Figured it's be like three weeks.
It's high and tight.
No, I let it grow. Y
You can always tell by the neck.
Yeah, it's fresh. It is a fresh trim.
That's about right – three times a year.
Because once it starts to hang on
my shoulder
that's when I can't stand it.
Yeah, if it was straight,
I would actually
cut it once a year. I would just let it go.
But it doesn't get straight –
it gets bunchy. I don't like it,
but wife likes it so what can I do?
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Little boozy? Little booze, eat, sleep.
I think that's pretty
standard across the board. I mean that's
90 percent
of the TOUR. Yeah, I got you down for a
glass or bottle of wine, depending on
what you shot.
And I got you down for good dinner.
Always good dinner.
You're a big foodie. My big thing is
dinner. You only get so many dinners
in life –
you can't waste them. You get seven
a week.
Yeah, exactly. I don't like breakfast.
Breakfast on TOUR is
horrible. It's the same thing. Every day.
It's horrible.
Lunch ranges between a two
and a seven.
Dinner is always a ten for me, always.
That's because I'm either cooking it
or I'm going where it's nice.
I know if I walk into a restaurant and I see Pat
there, I'm
probably doing pretty good.
You're doing great. You're doing fantastic.
Life is too short for bad dinners.
Don't waste your time.
Fair. We've had enough omelets in our day.
Powder eggs,
same bacon all the time.
And then they give you some yogurt with some ...
Parfait?
Yeah, parfait stuff. Nah, it's out for me.
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Better be me. I said he'd pick himself
because I thought I'd know. I thought about
you'd pick Zach. He's closed out a bunch
of victories.
Zach has. Zach is definitely one of
our strongest ones for sure.
Yeah, but I figured you'd probably just pick
yourself because you trust yourself
to get it done.
I would. Like Kobe did. Kobe would say trust
nobody better but
himself. Well, that's a good quality
to have.
You think Tiger would pick anybody else?
No chance.
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Fun. Simple, yeah. I mean, I threw that party out
there for you. I think we need you ...
It's not that you just party but your life's
a party for you.
It is. You treat it like one. I do now.
I didn't use to.
I used to treat it like miserable
work and
now it's actually ... Is that post injury for you?
Yeah, that, and plus,
doing it this long. A child? Yeah, there's
so many different things that change.
When you get to my age now and playing,
it's different.
It's just life is
different, golf is different.
You know, I mean I only have six years for the
Champ TOUR, which I can't wait.
Six years for the
Champs TOUR.
I'm just in a different spot. You know,
when you're 32, you're still really
trying to make sure
you get a whole career going. You play
long enough and make enough money and do
all these things and
win and all this kind of stuff. I mean,
I'm gonna be 44 in a month.
This will be my
20th year coming up next year. I mean,
I've done it all.
You know, not that I haven't
done it all, but I mean
I'm in just a different spot
than it was when I was 30. I look at
life way different – you will, too.
All right. Look at Tiger.
Tiger's done
everything there's possibly to do in the
game. And he loves now to
play a little bit and hang out with his
family and do his thing, which I think is
incredible. I think it's awesome.
Totally changed, for sure. I think it's awesome that
he's that way now.