as you approach the monumental age of 30
The awkward transitional period of your
life becomes nothing more than a distant
memory until now welcome to second
puberty the stage of life when you
actually become an adult you're going to
begin to notice some changes like hair
where there wasn't hair before in your
nostrils on your back and in your ears
pretty much everywhere except your head
the one place where it matters you'll
see your body blossoming into womanhood
womanhood being the dough ear ring clear
version of girlhood cellulite stretch
marks smile lines that's right
smile lines you're being punished for
joy the day-to-day stress of your adult
life will lead you to seek out comfort
foods unfortunately you're new until
stomach and no longer handle delicious
food so you can either deal with the
overwhelming cravings or diarrhea so
much diarrhea that brings us to exercise
not being fat it's a ton of work now but
with a strict regimen and a healthy diet
you might be able to transform that very
chubby body into a sordid chubby body
and all it costs is your social life as
a man you might start to notice you
don't crave sex the way you did when you
were a teenager this is referred to as
the dicks or asshole's phenomenon you
see men reach their sexual peak before
women when their chances of getting laid
are the lowest then their dicks slowly
break over time human sexuality is
essentially one big missed high-five but
that's nothing compared to fertility
which dictates that a fifteen-year-old
girl making a mistake on prom night has
a better chance of getting pregnant than
a 40 year old woman actively trying to
conceive with their husbands in fact
fertility starts to fall off
year by year after 30 so start thinking
about that stuff now ladies but why
bother worrying at all
you have no idea what you're doing and
anyone who's ever given you advice is a
fallible human who could be wrong about
everything better you just drink to
forget oh ho
fun hangovers are way worse now so did I
mention you can rent a car that's pretty
cool hey guys it's Murr from
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