FIRST WE HAVE TO CONGRATULATE TOM BRADY ON HIS
RECORD SEVENTH SUPER BOWL WIN LAST NIGHT.
I CAN'T GET MY HEAD AROUND THIS.
IT'S-- SEVEN RINGS.
SEVEN SUPER BOWL RINGS.
HE'S THE ARIANA GRANDE OF FOOTBALL.
HE'S RUNNING OUT OF FINGERS, THAT IS WHAT I REALIZED LAST
NIGHT.
HE IS GOING TO BE THUMBING THOSES RINGS.
HE IS RUNNING OUT OF FINGERS.
HE KEEPS GOING AT THIS RATE THIS WILL EVENTUALLY LEAD TO
SOMETHING ALMOST TOO HORRIBLE TO IMAGINE, AN ADULT MAN WEARING A
TOE RING.
THINK ABOUT THIS.
REG N TOM BRADY'S CAREER ONE OUT OF EVERY THREE SEASONS THAT HE
HAS PLAYED HE HAS ENDED UP IN A SUPER BOWL VICTORY.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THOSE ARE?
THOSE ARE JAMES CORDEN NUMBERS.
ROUGHLY ONE OUT OF EVERY THREE OF THESE JOKES WILL BE GOOD.
(LAUGHTER) NOW REG, I KNOW THAT YOU WATCHED
LAST NIGHT IN YOUR EXPERT OPINION WHAT WAS THE PLAY THAT
TURNED IT AROUND FOR THE BUCS?
>> Reggie: THIS WAS WHEN JOE MONONEUCLIOSIS WAS-- MONTANA WAS
ON THE SIDELINES AND HE DROPPED PART OF A SANDWICH AND HE BENT
DOWN TO GET IT AND AS HE DID IT, ONE OF THE PLAYERS THAT WAS
FOLLOWING A PERSON WITH ONE OF THE BALLS IN THE GAME WAS-- SAW
THAT HE DROPPED HIS SANDWICH AND KIND OF INSTINCT ALLLY WENT TO
GO HELP HIM.
AND THEN THAT COST THEM A POINT.
>> James: AND THAT'S IT.
THAT IS HOW IT ALL TURNS AROUND.
>> Reggie: YEAH.
>> James: THAT IS HOW YOU IT ALL TURNS AROUND.
>> Reggie: YES, IT IS UNFORTUNATE.
>> James: DID YOU WATCH ANY OF IT?
WRZ I DID NOT.
>> James: DID ANYONE IN THE BAND WATCH ANY OF IT?
>> NO.
>> NOW I FEEL LIKE I DID AFTER REGGIE EXPLAINED EVERYTHING.
(LAUGHTER) HONESTLY.
>> YEAH, I WATCHED A BIT.
>> James: YOU WATCHED IT.
I FOUND MYSELF GETTING RATHER INTO IT.
I GOT INTO IT, SECOND DOWN.
I LEARNED THIS, HOLDING.
>> Reggie: YES.
>> James: HOLDING.
WHEN DO THEY COME UP WITH THESE.
>> I FEEL LIKE IT IS SELF-EXPLANATORY, YOU DOING THAT
RIGHT NOW I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE TRYING TO TELL.
>> James: I FOE BUT WHEN IN THE GAME, THERE MUST HAVE BEEN
AT SOME POINT PEOPLE WERE JUST GOING THE REF SAID HOLDING, AND
THEY'RE LIKE WE NEED SOME KIND OF SIGN LANGUAGE FOR THIS.
>> Reggie: YEAH, YEAH.
>> THOSE HAVE BEEN AROUND FOR AWHILE.
I THINK THE GAME HAS BEEN AROUND SINCE 1850.
>> James: ROB, I APPRECIATE IT.
BUT WHEN THEY FIRST PLAYED IT THEY WEREN'T GIVING THESE.
CUZ IS THAT NOT FOR A STADIUM AUDIENCE, IS IT NOT?
>> I THINK IT IS FOR THE PLAYERS AND COACHES TO KNOW WHAT THEY
HAVE BEEN CALLED FOR.
>> James: AH.
I DO FIND IT FUNNY THAT THE REFEREE PUTS ON A MICROPHONE.
I DON'T THINK ANY OTHER SPORT IN THE WORLD THE REV HAS A
MICROPHONE.
I WOULD BE SO TEMPTED IF I WAS A REF, JUST TO BE LIKE ADDING IN A
SONG.
(LAUGHTER) WOULDN'T YOU THOUGH, LADS? TRY
TO GET A RECORD DEAL OFF THE BACK OF IT?
(LAUGHTER) THE SINGING REF, HOLDING BACK
PLAYER.
♪ OH YEAH, YEAH.
♪.
>> AWESOME.
>> James: THERE IS SO MUCH ADVERTISING DURING FOOTBALL.
I AM SO SURPRISED THE REF ISN'T LIKE THIS HOLDING WAS BROUGHT TO
YOU BY PROGRESSIVE.
IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME.
>> LET'S GO TO THE CARLCAM, THE CARL'S,'S, JR.CAM.
>> James: MADNESS.
MY FAVORITE MOMENT OF THE GAME WAS WHEN A MAN WEARING A HOT
PINK UNDERIE RAN ON TO THE-- YUNSIE, RAN ON TO THE
FIELD, HERE HE IS HERE, HERE IS MY COMPLAINT, I LOVE A STREAKER,
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT.
I THINK IT RAISES ANY SPORTS' OCCASION.
BUT I WOULD SAY TO THAT MAN, IF YOU ARE GOING STREAK, STREAK.
LIKE DO IT PROPERLY.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
PUT THE WHOLE THING OUT THERE.
>> YEAH.
>> James: YOU CAN'T GO I'M GOING TO STREAK ON THE PITCH BUT
THEN BE LIKE I'LL DO IT IN A ONE SUIT BECAUSE I WANT TO PAIN TAIN
A SENSE OF MYSTERY.
THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART.
A RADIO ANNOUNCER CALLS THE ACTION AS IF THIS PAN'S
STREAKING WERE A PLAY IN THE GAME.
AND HE GOT PRETTY WORKED UP ABOUT IT, HERE IT IS HERE.
>> AND NOW WE HAVE THE-- HE'S RUNNING DOWN THE MIDDLE, THE 40,
ARMS IN THE AIR AND A VICTORY SALUTE.
HE IS PULLING DOWN HIS PANTS.
PUT UP YOUR PANTS, MY MAN.
HE'S BEING CHASED TO THE 30, HE BREAKS THE STACK TACKLE FROM THE
SECURITY GUARD, THE 20RBGS THE 10, THE 5, HE AT THE ONE THEY
CONVERGE ON HIM AT THE GOAL LINE, PULL UP YOUR PANT, TAKE
OFF THE-- BE A MAN.
(LAUGHTER).
>> James: IT'S LIKE HALF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING
ANNOUNCER, HALF STERN TALK FROM YOUR DAD.
YOU JUST KNOW SOME PERSON OUT THERE IS LISTENING TO THIS ON
THE RADIO AND THEY JUST HEAR PULL UP YOUR PANTS, TAKE OFF
YOUR BRA AND BE A MANMENT AND THEY'RE LIKE JUST TURN THE CAR
AROUND AND DROVE BACK HOME IT WOULD HAVE BEEN COOL IF THE
CHIEFS WHILE THEY WERE WATCHING WERE LIKE, THAT GUY'S ACTUALLY
PRETTY FAST.
PROBABLY COULD USE HIM ON THE TEAM.
HEY, PINK ONE PIECE GUY, GET OVER HERE AND GET CHANGED.
GET OUT THERE AND WIN THIS ONE FOR US.
SPEAKING OF THE NFL IN AN INTERYEW-- VIEW YESTERDAY
PRESIDENT BIDEN SAID THEY HOPE TO USE COVID-- STADIUMS AS COVID
VACCINATION SITES.
>> I GOT A CALL FROM COMMISSIONER GOODELL SAYING WE
COULD HAVE ALL 32NFL STADIUMS AVAILABLE FOR MASS VACCINATIONS.
WE ARE.
>> ARE YOU GOING TO USE THEM, NFL STADIUMS FOR VACCINES.
>> ABSOLUTELY WE WILL.
LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY.
I WILL TELL MY TEAM THEY ARE AVAILABLE AND I BELIEVE WE'LL
USE THEM.
>> James: MEANING FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER THE NEW YORK
JETS CAN BE PROUD OF SOMETHING HAPPENING IN THEIR STADIUM.
I WILL SAY, MARK, NOT GONE UNNOTICED THAT YOU HAVE SPRUCED
UP TODAY, AND I LOVE IT.
>> THE COLOR SPLASH.
>> James: LOOK AT THAT.
>> NICE.
>> James: I APPRECIATE IT.
>> YOU ASKED FOR IT, JAMES.
>> James: I DID, I DID ASK FOR IT.
AND ONLY YOU DID IT.
I THOUGHT THAT A LOT OF THE CREW WOULDN'T COME THROUGH ON THE
COLORS.
SO WE HAVE ACTUALLY ORDERED ALL OF YOU SOME OF THOSE HOT PINK
ONESIES FOR TOMORROW'S SHOW.
SUSAN, STRAIGHT IN WITH A ROUND OF APPLAUSE.
NFL STADIUMS WILL BE USED FOR VACCINATIONS.
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?
ARE YOU READY FOR INJECTION!
(LAUGHTER).
>> James: HERE'S MY THING WITH THIS, DO WE REALLY NEED FOR THE
SUPER BOWL TO BE DONE FOR THIS TO HAPPEN?
THAT'S WHAT IT SOUNDED LUKE.
IT SOUNDED LIKE NOW THAT THE NFL STADIUMS, LIKE THE CINCINNATI
BENGALS HAVEN'T PLAYED SINCE JANUARY 3-RD, WE COULD VN BUS
THAT STADIUM SINCE THEN, IT WASN'T LIKE THEY WERE GOING TO
HAVE AN IMPROMPTU GAME WITH THE DETROIT LIONS.
BUT THEY DID, THEY ACTUALLY DID START.
THEY KICKED OFF THE VACCINATIONS TODAY AND LOOK, WHO WAS FIRST IN
LINE.
THAT IS WHY HE WAS RUNNING SO FAST.
HEY, OTHER BIG STORY,-- BIRTHDAY TODAY, HOW OLD ARE YOU TODAY?
>> I'M 34.
>> James: 34.
>> E-W, GROSS.
>> James: 34.
>> YEP.
>> James: HE'S HONEST.
WHAT DID YOU GET FOR YOUR 34th BIRTHDAY STH.
>> AN OFFICE CHAIR FOR WORKING FROM HOME.
>> James: WHO GOT THAT YOU.
>> MY BOYFRIEND.
>> James: OH, YOU OLD ROMANTIC.
(LAUGHTER) >> IT'S WHAT I WANTED.
IT IS THE KIND OF GIFT YOU ASK FOR WHEN ARE YOU 34, I GUESS.
>> James: IT ISN'T.
(LAUGHTER).
>> James: BUT YOU SEE MY POINT.
AND ROB, WE GOT DAVE A CAKE?
>> NO, DAVE, SORRY.
COVID CAKE.
>> James: CUZ OF COVID.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DAVE, YOU GLORIOUS BALM OF JOY-- BALL OF
JOY IN ALL OF OUR LIVES.
WE LOVE YOU.
>> James: LET'S NOT, YEAH, THAT'S ENOUGH.
WE DON'T NEED TO DO THE SONG, IT'S LIKE, LET'S NOT.
THERE ARE TOO MANY BIRTHDAYS, IF WE DO IT FOR DAVE THEN SOMEBODY
WILL GET UPSET WE DIDN'T DO IT FOR THEIR BIRTHDAY.
LET'S NOT DO A SONG.
WE ARE PADDING TIME.
WE THOUGHT WE HAD GRONK ON THE SHOW, WE HAVEN'T.
SO WE WILL TALK ABOUT DAVE.
>> BE HERE TOMORROW.
>> James: GRONK'S ON TOMORROW?
>> YEAH.
>> James: YEAH, THAT'S US, 58 HOURS AFTER THE SUPER BOWL.
WE GET HIM!
WHAT'S THAT, THURSDAY, HE WILL BE ON ON THURSDAY.
OH, AFTER THE HIATUS, HE'S DOING A PODCAST.
AND DID YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT THIS, A MAN IN NORWAY JUST SET A
NEW WORLD RECORD FOR RUNNING A HALF MARATHON COMPLETELY BARE
FOOT IN THE SNOW.
HIS FINAL TIME WAS ONE HOUR 44 MINUTES AND 58 SECONDS.
THER -- OF COURSE HE SET A RECORD.
LET'S-- LIKE SET A RECORD LIKE THIS IS A THING THAT THE LOS OF
OTHER PEOPLE ARE DOING, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, THAT IS LIKE I SET
A WORLD RECORD FOR EATING THE MOST RAZOR BLADES IN AN HOUR.
YOU ARE LIKE WELL BRIAN, THAT IS NOT A COMPETITIVE SPACE.
HOW FAR WOULD YOU MAKE IT, REG, IN THE SNOW BARE FOOT?
>> Reggie: I PROBABLY WOULD GO AT LEAST LIKE 32 STEPS-- STEPS
AND THEN I WOULD STEP ON SOMETHING AND SEVERELY INJURE
NIE FOOT.
>> James: YEAH, THAT'S THE POINTMENT I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHAT THIS GUY, WHEN HE GETS HOME, MUM, GUESS WHAT I HAVE
DONE.
>> WHAT.
>> I GOT THE WORLD RECORD FOR-- THAT'S AMAZING IN THE SNOW
BARE FOOT, WELL, THAT'S NOT AMAZING.
THAT'S [BLEEP] STUPID.
(LAUGHTER) KEITH, WE DIDN'T RAISE YOU THIS
WAY.
I WAS GOING TO DO A FULL MARATHON BUT I GOT COLD FEET.
OH!
THAT'S THE LEVEL, THAT'S THE LEVEL.
SEE, I PROMISED YOU ONE IN THREE.
TURNED OUT ACTUALLY ONE IN NINE.
IN OTHER NEWS AN ORIGINAL 45 YEAR OLD APPLE COMPUTER IS SET
TO SELL ON eBAY FOR GET THIS 181.5 MILLION DOLLARS.
AT'S ONE OF ONLY SIX MODELS TO RETAIN ITS ORIGINAL WOOD CASE.
HERE IT IS HERE.
LOOK AT THAT, IT'S EXCITING BUT AFTER 45 YEARS, JUST IMAGINE ALL
THE SOFTWARE UPDATES THAT WILL HAVE TO BE INSA STALLED.
CRAZY.
BE FUNNY TO TAKE THAT COMPUTER INTO A GENIUS BAR AND BE LIKE I
CAN'T SEEM TO SYNC MY PHOTOS.
ARE YOU A GENIUS OR NOT?
AND FINALLY A TECH COMPANY IN THE UNITED KINGDOM HAS CREATED A
CLEANING ROBOT THAT SANITIZES HOSPITALS WHILE ALSO TELLING
JOKES.
HERE IT IS HERE.
>>-- BABY LOG ON.
SWRZ YES, I KNOW YOU THINK THAT ROBOT IS OKAY AT STANDUP BUT HIS
PODCAST IS REALLY GOOD.
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU LIKE THE LIVE STUFF, HIS PODCAST IS
AMAZING.
THE KIDS THERE AT THE HOSPITAL REALLY ENJOYED HEARING THE ROBOT
TELL JOKES.
UNFORTUNATELY A LITTLE LATER ON THERE WAS A GLITCH.
AND THE ROBERT ENDED UP DOING A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT ACT.
>> GUYS ARE SO [BLEEP] GROSS, AREN'T THEY WITH THEIR [BLEEP],
I JUST HAD SEX WITH A GUY, MORE [BLEEP] THAN YOU HAVE EVER SEEN
IN YOUR LIFE.