- I'VE HAD SO MANY AMAZING EXPERIENCES
OVER THE LAST 1,900 SHOWS.
I'VE GOTTEN TO INTERVIEW OSCAR WINNERS
AND PRESIDENTS AND ALEX FROM TARGET, AND...
[laughter]
USUALLY THIS IS WHEN I PICK MY FAVORITE MOMENTS
FROM THE SHOW,
BUT I LIKE TO LIVE IN THE MOMENT.
I DON'T EVER LIKE TO LOOK TOO FAR AHEAD OR BEHIND,
WHICH IS WHY I'M CONSTANTLY LOSING PORTIA IN THE MALL.
BUT TO HELP ME REMEMBER, I BROUGHT IN MY MEMORY BOX,
AND I'M GONNA SHOW YOU WHAT'S IN IT RIGHT NOW.
[trumpet fanfare]
HELLO?
[cheers and applause]
I CAN'T-- I'M SORRY.
HI, MOM, I CAN'T TALK. I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A SHOW.
ALL RIGHT, I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER.
OKAY. ALL RIGHT, WHAT IS IN HERE?
THERE'S--OH, LOOK AT THIS. THERE IS A BANANA.
AND THIS IS-- THE REASON THIS IS IN HERE--
THIS IS FROM OUR VERY FIRST SHOW.
WHEN WE STARTED, IT WAS NOT EASY TO GET GUESTS
TO COME ONTO THE SHOW,
AND I NEEDED THIS.
I REMEMBER IT LIKE IT WAS 1,800 SHOWS AGO.
[harp music]
PLEASE WELCOME PRECIOUS.
[bouncy hip-hop music]
[singing] - THAT FUNKY MONKEY
BRASS MONKEY JUNKIE, THAT FUNKY MONKEY
- GOT THIS DANCE THAT'S MORE THAN REAL
- DRINK BRASS MONKEY, HERE'S HOW I FEEL
- THANK YOU. UH, NO, HAVE A SEAT.
NO, NO, NO. NO, DON'T--OKAY.
YOU WANT SOME WATER? ALL RIGHT, FINE.
MY QUESTION TO YOU IS...
[laughter]
DO YOU-- DO YOU SEE EVIL?
[laughter]
DO YOU HEAR IT?
OR DO YOU SPEAK IT?
[laughter and applause]
SO--SO THE RUMORS ARE TRUE.
[cheers and applause]
ALL RIGHT.
MY NEXT--DON'T DRINK ALL THE VODKA.
[laughter]
MY NEXT QUESTION TO YOU IS,
IF YOU WERE IN A BARREL WITH OTHER MONKEYS,
WOULD IT BE--
[laughter]
WOULDN'T IT BE MORE CROWDED THAN FUN?
OH, LOOK YOU'RE-- YOU'RE TAKING--
THAT'S A PICTURE OF YOU THAT YOU'RE KISSING.
ISN'T THAT SWEET?
all: AWW. - OH, YOU GONNA KISS ME?
THANK YOU.
LET'S SHOW THE MONTAGE. COME ON UP.
ALL RIGHT.
[laughter]
[cheers and applause]
LET'S--
[laughter]
[cheers and applause]
IT'S--YOU'RE RIGHT.
THIS IS A WHOLE LOT OF FUN.
[cheers and applause]
SO MANY MEMORIES.
SO MANY. LET'S SEE.
OH, I SEE A BOOK IN HERE. THIS IS A BOOK--
THIS IS OUR "KNOW OR GO" RECORD BOOK,
AND THIS IS WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE RECORDS
FOR OUR "KNOW OR GO" CONTESTANTS, AND--
FOR INSTANCE, IN HERE,
CARLA CUNNINGHAM HOLDS THE RECORD
FOR GETTING THE FEWEST CORRECT ANSWERS.
I REMEMBER IT LIKE IT WAS A FRIDAY IN JANUARY.
[harp music]
AND YOU ARE CARLA. HI, CARLA.
WHERE DO YOU LIVE? WHAT DO YOU DO?
- OH, HI, CARLA. MY NAME--
- DID YOU SAY, "HI, CARLA"?
- I WORK IN-- I LIVE IN PASADENA,
AND I WORK FOR PUSD.
I'M A-- I'M AN INSTRUCTIONAL AIDE.
[laughter]
[cheers and applause]
- WHOO!
- I DON'T TRUST YOU ALREADY.
I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE OR WHAT YOU DO,
BUT WELCOME.
THE "TWILIGHT" SAGA ENDED IN 2012.
WHAT ACTORS PLAYED EDWARD AND JACOB?
- JACOB.
UM...
JACOB?
- ARE YOU STANDING ON YOUR MARK?
YOU KNOW WHAT? I WANT TO KEEP YOU AROUND.
YOU'RE TOO MUCH FUN.
TAKE A GUESS WHO THAT MIGHT'VE BEEN
THAT SHE'S TRYING TO RESTORE.
- OKAY, UM...
UH...
ROSIE?
[laughter]
[cheers and applause]
- ROSIE WHO?
WHICH ROSIE ARE YOU REFERRING TO?
[laughter]
HONEY BOO BOO, DO YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS?
- NO.
[laughter]
HONEY BOO BOO...
- YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF HONEY BOO BOO?
- NO.
- I'LL GIVE YOU AN EASY ONE. WHAT IS MY WIFE'S NAME?
[laughter]
[sighs]
- LIFELINE?
[laughter]
- HERE YOU GO.
- [squealing]
[laughter]
[squeals and laughs]
[squealing]
[cheers and applause]
- [sighs]
[cheers and applause]
YOU KNOW, I WOULD NOT BE DOING MY 1,900TH SHOW
WITHOUT ALL OF YOU, ALL OF YOU AT HOME,
MY WONDERFUL STAFF,
SO TO YOU AND ALL OF THEM--
MOSTLY TO ME--
I DEDICATE THIS DANCE.