have a blister on my thumb from drumming
oh that the video is started what hi
buck I'm not even dressed properly
god damn it all welcome everybody
welcome back to meantime as we say here
no not young young the memes of the
future everybody that's all the world is
going to be about in a few years it just
means specifically jacksepticeye means
whole world's gonna turn into those
probably not that's our jacksepticeye
stay in school nah nah that's for that's
for babies stay in school
sorry I spent those disrespectful see
this goes for big babies
big small stinky brains now be a gamer
that's what it's all about it I don't
have a controller here I'm a bad gamer
I'm a gamer everybody I don't go
anywhere without my valve index
controllers all the time just stick it
on my headset and jumping into the
virtual world cuz my life sucks in the
real world it's all I want to do is game
in virtual reality sorry mom I can't
come to dinner right now I'm gaming oh
good the cardboard cutout is coming for
me
run away everybody he'll catch it that's
not a that's not a nice face that's a
smile that he has in his face but he'll
you'll get you heel cone and the night
and spring forward and kill you in your
sleep he's back in LA I ran away from
him he'll catch up with me eventually I
tried to take his place that's why I cut
my hair again I saw you I saw you I know
he worries
it's Moore's baby do you know what that
says can you translate that no you coke
Burch this is another one of the new
shirts it's nice right yeah check that
out abstract but y'all won't focus know
about coke windbreakers huh the rain
gets to you cuz you're Irish or English
and reigneth all the time must touch
your coke windbreaker no rain will
disappear like John Cena Shawn when he
finds the elusive end portal in the
place he forgot to check well well well
if it ain't the invisible [ __ ]
YouTube no don't Ivana ties me they said
it not me burn out burn all out
can we do it afterwards and just bleep
it all out I love swearing I'm Irish
you guys know Irish there's potatoes in
my veins Jack when something amazing
happens the best thing that can happen
to a potato I told you definitely a lot
of potatoes in my brain Burger King I
don't think anything that Burger King
can offer could be the greatest thing
that's happened to a potato lights but
sue Burger King Oh what you got there
potato I need to get Felix back every
time we play he just potatoes me but
it's he stared at the world so I can't
go into creative and make stuff the way
he does so what's the context of this
original scene I mean I know he has an
ostrich and he doesn't want to say he
has an ostrich that much I get big brain
boy why why does he have an ostrich
what's he gonna do with it what's the
you know what I don't need to know I
don't need to know the etymology of my
means I just
right here me me me me right here me me
mean template Jax computer belay you're
not wrong I mean I can see lights and I
could see processors and I can see GPUs
and all that kind of stuff but really
all I see is potatoes you know in the
matrix when neo saw the green code for
the first time he was like I finally
figured it all out
let's me accept all I see is potatoes
it's potatoes all the time
I have potato vision top of mourning
okay you got this all wrong top of
mourning bail bail bail bail at least
hear the person got a right ding ding
ding Irish noises this is all wrong this
is backwards
it's ding ding ding top of mourning get
it right gamers
go back go back and start the Minecraft
series just go back to the very
beginning go back to the first episode
right now just play this at the top of
the channel click that go watch every
episode again cuz clearly you're getting
it wrong top off morning ding ding ding
ding ding ding ding Irish noises does
that sound like how I start the
Minecraft videos smh my potatoes this
way I don't know if that's true but I'm
going to check oh what a great use of
that format okay we have a lot of
spongebob memes this time because I like
it so much because it's my favorite meme
in recent years the memes are just not
as good as they used to be used to be
great memes do used to stay around
forever
now if a meme and as soon as you see it
it's gone I want memes to stick around
have some longevity I'm sick of felix
killing them so quickly I want them to
stick around alright that's what we'll
do Felix kills the memes we'll stay here
and revitalize them and revive them and
get to them way too late because the
Spongebob meme is already irrelevant
when Shawn gets jumpscared by the care
board cut outs for the last time I I'll
burn them I didn't they just vanished I
woke up in the last day in LA and they
knew I was leaving into the car I don't
know where they wait does anybody see
them I have no idea where they went they
could be under your bed right now
check it check that bed last thing you
want is a giant junk cardboard head into
your bed ooh thanks cardboard head me
like I'm a head
technically the truth maybe you're not
wrong there's a good one a Minecraft
mean exists everyone I I'm hopeful you
didn't even drop Spongebob out in the
background you didn't even make Steve
big enough to cover up this is kind of
me my like the meme that takes zero
effort there's a me and that's me and
also what were you just watching
Spongebob me breaks one fence block my
entire firm I am a head out that did
happen except in my case it's like
creeper I I might explode my head it's
probably a better meme in there with I'm
a I'm a head blow
I'm a get head you know that's Simon
Theodore Alvin creeper explodes chunk
offense gone pouring doesn't get it well
he did get out brought him back in
skeleton i man this man's whole career
minecraft is the saddest anime of all
time I can't handle it it's given me
more heartbreak than my actual life when
you say creeper but she doesn't say oh
man I am a head out the sponge septic
pants that's disgusting looking that's
so bad it looks like looks like it
should be on some kind of register Sean
I need XP let's go to the nether Sean
sees a big lava pool I I'm ahead [ __ ]
damn it it happened one time the other
time it did lava crept up on me
it claimed the wall and got me man you
fall in lava ten times and suddenly it's
a trend and everyone makes fun of you
me sad sad gamer noises Jack she's a
sign next to a large hole saying free
potatoes down the hall
Jack hi I'm ed that one's true
mmm yes
hi I'm ahead in you've never see the
trap I still just have to go my friend
that I decided we needed our own
jacksepticeye merge to represent around
Vancouver these are what we had made top
of mori oh man
creeper that's actually really cool top
of mourning
I hope some people walk by you and just
at ding ding ding if they didn't sad
potato noises cries in top of mourning
that's really cool though thank you
that's really sweet of you to do enough
for the Minecraft enough of the regular
memes it's time for big brain goose
memes are you making innocent kid buy
back his own toys honks what does that
make me laugh so much is so stupid and
you got gold for this Jesus Christ
good job good job sorry that I'm not the
best editor that's dogs
Wall Street when they start seeing
numbers go up again Jung soo-jung I
didn't even use the goose from the game
you one two three RF and took the stock
picture that's a good name that's that's
an epic one oh god remember him this is
him now feel old yet everyone remember
happy wheels
I remember remember when jacksepticeye
had green hair
I remember man those really where the
gamer days weren't they when everybody
had colored hair everyone was playing
happy wheels everyone was like oh my god
like how to subscribe not a lot has
changed
speaking of which better like this video
if you don't like this video a goose
would come to your house and take your
toes I I'm not even saying it for the
meme I'm not even saying it for a joke
that's legitimately what will happen is
my favorite game honk honk honk honk
honk honk I'm good to be fair that is
what I call my first episode and then
the second episode was honk honk honk
and I just recorded the third and last
episode and I don't know what to call it
well I guess you know by now by the time
this video comes out mind blown
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the honking piece was never an option
there should be a mode like they Oh
could people please mod the game can you
mod the game that you can get an ax in
your mouth and chop people's legs off
better be so epic if there was murder in
my video games if there was murder in my
goose game my happy go old people video
games cause violence me trying to gather
items from I just said the video games I
just said that I wanted violence in
untitled goose game they don't cause
violence I swear I'm just I'm just
comedic ly violent I'm not actually
violent the thought of hurting another
human person being just breaks my little
Irish heart it breaks the little potato
inside I would never hurt somebody but a
goose unless a chunk question mark first
footage of one titled goose getting 20
90 Simpsons predict everything seriously
there's stuff recently they predicted
like Trump stuff that was another one
with Greta Thune Berg with Lisa and the
predicted that oh good one oh man good
could mean good use of a meme for a
gamer that's that's awesome also realize
no ridiculous that whole clip is and
last but not least I told you all you
need is a good meme pointing to a sign
and then that's all it is that's the
best idea for a meme pewdiepie be like
potatoes Sicily yes wait port 2.0 laugh
a good laugh in the wild there's no
laughs out there
all we have are memes to cure depression
but we don't have laughs to help lift us
up and keep us there coming soon season
to check cept the guy's Funniest Home
Videos maybe question Merrick like this
video if you want season two Jack should
interview Keanu Reeves I almost did ie
I talked about this I can't remember
where but back in May when
John wick 3 was coming out I somebody
from the studio came to me and asked if
I wanted to interview Keanu Reeves I
obviously said yes because who would
turn down Jesus Christ himself but like
a week before it was supposed to happen
they said no sorry it's not happening
cuz I think the press junket good just
got smaller or Keanu didn't do as many
interviews something like that happen it
it bounces back all the time but it
would have been right before the Chris
Hemsworth interview and it would have
been right before e3 when Keano memes
rose to the top could you imagine
we could have been in on the ground
floor with Keanu Reeves in the same room
as him I could have shook in his hand
and smelled his hair and we could have
made some memes of her own before they
kicked off sometimes a gamer just
doesn't win sometimes a gamer just
doesn't respawn I was I was really sad
about it he was a really fun one that I
was really looking forward to doing if
you guys turned this into another
whiteboard /ps a meme I will smite you
you're doing the exact same thing you're
partaking you don't have ground to stand
on if you're Irish point at this sign
happy potato noises that's me I'm Irish
that's me do you guys know I was Irish
have I told you guys about this have you
guys heard about this new ding ding ding
Irish noises for a limited time what the
frick e-check septic a is ding ding ding
Irish noises I want those that's a
really good edit oh wait already
actually just called ding ding dings its
hostess ding dongs
I get it now my brain get before I
didn't get the meme now I get the meme
guys I've got in context that's that's
not a bad edit I don't know if people
make the memes or if they steal the
memes I don't know what to repost and
what's not it's hired normal video name
jacksepticeye he'll kill me ankh that's
all you need this is YouTube 2019 change
in the game to see how Hong Kong to
everything
but my butt is down here if you don't
know that's what this sign originally
said so I was like that's a good picture
and then Evelyn well actually Evelyn
said she wanted to picture first and
Anne I stole her idea big brain and that
was her picture so I told her to go into
that pose last but not least gamers I
leave you with something amazing I'm
gonna I'm gonna bounce out this has been
your meme president jacksepticeye if the
jacksepticeye variety channel mr. potato
himself the Gaelic gladiator by Billy
Bob McGinty signing out
have fun gamers
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