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- Hi everyone.
It's Kate here from Kate food challenges.
I am absolutely terrified because this is humongous.
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- I found her videos by Googling hot British girl
swallows tons of meat.
That's Kate, and she puts the gorge in gorgeous.
As a competitive eater,
she takes on some of the Internet's
most disgusting food challenges
with the charm of Mary Poppins
and the metabolism of a meth addict.
The real prize for completing most food challenges
is early onset colon cancer.
America's favorite food challenge is Thanksgiving,
and the rules are simple.
Gamble on football,
never mentioned native American genocide
and shove three types of pie in your pie hole.
It's the one day of the year we get together
with people we've hated our entire lives
to experience what it feels like
to work in the Boston market.
Gluttony is how we remind all the starving countries
that we don't give a shit about them.
But if Kate wants to have her cake and eat it too,
in one sitting, I'll fly her across the pond to Hollywood
where women are discouraged from ever eating
in this week's cewebrity profile.
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Welcome.
I'm your server, Dan-iel.
is this your first time dining with us?
- Yeah.
- Well everything on our menu is a food challenge.
Can I start you with an appetizer?
Maybe our Holy Moly?
That's a shitload of guacamole?
- Yeah, sounds easy.
- We'll see.
- Oh my God.
What's in this?
- The secret to our guacamole
is that it's 100% Wasabi.
- Can I get a drink please?
- I can get you a drink,
but it does void the appetizer challenge.
Your name is Kate Ovens.
Is that a stage name?
- No, that's my real name.
Isn't that weird how that works out all the time?
- I know, to be fair,
I didn't expect any of this to happen, so--
- Just to be a competitive eater,
and your last name is Ovens, what a coincidence.
How did you get into competitive eating?
- I used to actually be kind of chubby growing up
and I used to be able to eat quite a lot.
And then I decided when I was about 16,
that I was going to lose all of the weight.
But as I lost the weight, I didn't really lose my appetite.
I was just always hungry.
So found a challenge that was near me up in Newcastle
and I was the only person to ever finish it, so--
- You say chubby?
- Chubby not fat.
- You weren't fat? - No.
I was sort of solid, I guess, but--
- Do you have any photos that you'd like to share of you
when you were chubby?
- I do have one.
I actually got rid of all of them.
I just hated the way I looked.
- It's who you were!
- I'm annoyed.
I wish I had all the chubby photos to be like,
this is who I used to be!
- That's clearly the appeal here,
is that you're an attractive woman
that does such a unladylike.
- Yeah. - Have you ever thrown up.
- Once.
- After eating?
- That was in October last year.
and that was right at the beginning.
And I'm never doing that again.
What was the competition?
It was a challenge called the trashcan challenge
and it was a giant dustbin lid
and it's got chicken wings, a burger.
Bolgonese, two portions of chips, onion rings, ribs,
just everything pretty much.
- Is it worse because it's over in the UK
and the food, there is so awful?
- I only go to the good places now.
They all contact me.
I can actually have pick and choose of where I go.
- How big was that burrito that you took down?
- Pretty big and you had to get it done in 10 minutes,
which was interesting.
- Did you ever cheat?
- No, no, no, no.
Well, the thing is I lose about 50% of my challenges.
There are so many competitive eaters
who are so much better than me.
- But they're ugly.
- No, they're not.
No, they're really not.
They're all sort of everyone's--
- Sure. - In their own way.
So. - I understand.
What was that one video?
I think it was the burger one,
but I think it also having to take down a milkshake
at the end.
- Yeah, no,
that was the 28 ounce burger at a place called Jam Jar
in Newcastle.
That was one of my best ones actually.
To me, that's a dream.
That probably sounds absolutely disgusting but,
- Yeah, no, it is.
- It was delicious.
And, I've managed to finish that in under 10 minutes, so--
- Hopefully you make it on our wall of fame.
- Hopefully.
- Only five people have ever made it.
And four of them are Oprah.
- Who was the other one.
Believe it or not, Pete Rose.
- I don't know who that is-- - He's a baseball player.
- Okay.
- Should be in the hall of fame.
But you know, he had a gambling problem.
America's pastime.
You think you'll never do a Nathan's hot dog eating contest?
The thing is, I'm not good enough for it, like--
- The thing is, you're not welcome.
It's, 4th of July is Independence Day.
It's our nations holiday.
- You say that, but there's a girl from New Zealand
who came this year.
- That's, what's so great about our country.
We just, open arms unless you're Muslim or Mexican.
Then, then we apparently have huge issues.
How long do you think you're going to do this?
- I'm probably going to say maybe like a couple of years.
It's fun now whilst I'm doing it,
but it takes a lot of time and effort.
What if your metabolism slows down?
My metabolism has never really been fast.
I have to work really hard.
So I'm completely aware of what every,
everything that's going to happen in the future.
- What's a normal meal for you?
- Probably chicken breasts.
I've got four different types of vegetables
I'll have with it.
- Yeah, you're pretty strict.
- Yeah.
- What kind of workouts are you doing?
- I've actually got one of my friends as a personal trainer
and he's given me--
- I don't like personal trainers.
I find them creepy.
Is he creepy?
- No, no, no.
He's the loveliest person ever.
No, no, no.
I know everyone kind of thinks that PTs are a little bit
seedy, but he's one of my best friends.
- I'm sure he is.
What's it like the next day.
And you know what I'm asking about?
- Honestly fine.
Like absolute, nothing wrong.
- When you go on a date,
do you have any problem eating in front of a,
I would never eat like anything close
to any of my challenge sizes at all in front of a date.
- No? - No, I've used the most,
Emasculator, if I sat here with you doing a food challenge,
like on a date and everything,
you were getting full on like one burger
and I'm there on like number four,
you'd think, Oh God, like this is...
- It's going to be expensive.
Is what I'd be thinking. - Probably.
- I don't know if I would be turned off,
but I would just be like this, this is gonna cost me
in the long haul.
You can only stuff your face with one meal
for the rest of your life, what is it?
- Pizza.
That was like a no-brainer.
- You ever had Chicago deep dish?
No, and I kill myself.
I need to have it because everyone--
- You don't. - Really?
- There's just no need.
- Really...
- I mean, pizza is so wonderful.
And then they said, hey, why don't we take this thing?
That's wonderful and make it gross.
It's like lasagna.
- See I like lasagna. - I like lasagna too,
but it's already invented.
All right.
I've just been talking your ear off.
Have you had a chance to decide what you like for an entree?
Our specials tonight,
we have a 72 ounce slider and a quarter mile long chili dog.
- I think I might go with the fettuccine Alfredo.
- Okay, that's actually called,
fuck, that's going to give me a lot of diarrhea
Fettuccine Alfredo.
I'll put that right in.
Oh, hold on. I'm peeling off the seat.
Be Alfredo.
Be very Alfredo.
Now for this challenge,
you have to finish all of it before the video ends.
Fresh Parmesan?
- Yeah.
- Okay say when.
I'm not even gonna charge you for the extra Parmesan.
Bon Appetit.
- This is horrible.
No.
Oh my God.
Someone didn't like their meal.
- And where's the bathroom.
- We don't have one.
It voids the challenge.
There is one at the Home Depot across the street.
But if you use it, it voids the challenge.
- I'm all right?
- Oh, gross.
Hope you saved room for dessert.
- Oh no, I couldn't possibly.
- If you didn't save room for dessert,
you void the challenge.
- Fine.
- Geez, I hate my section.
Do you like gummy bears?
- Yeah, they're fine.
- Great.
Because it's adult novelty store
sent me one ton of expired gummy dicks for free.
And I'm going to pass that savings onto you.
You have 60 seconds.
Or-- - It voids the challenge.
- No, I murder the cook!
- Eat those dicks lady.
I've got a family.
- Try not to use your teeth.
It doesn't void the challenge, it's just my preference.
- It's time for our dumbest world record of the week.
- Three, two, one, go.
- What the Hellman's is going on here?
- The most mayonnaise eaten three minutes
is a real category.
What was the previous world record?
One teaspoon?
You should chase that with a can of tuna
and swish it around you nasty bitch.
- Stop.
- Oh, stick around Guinness.
She's going to set another world record in a couple hours.
Oh boy, she is a silky one.
We definitely have a contender today.
Here, hold this.
World's creamiest dump.
Now I just need to tag it and bag it
and get it back to Ireland.
The bag busted open in my checked luggage.
Total disaster.
Sometimes you just have to leave it
on the carousel and walk away.
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- It's time to get into swimsuit shape
and there's no better way to do that
than by eating one pound of rich creamy unsalted butter.
- Here you go folks.
One pound of grade double A butter.
Here we go. - Ready?
Three, two, one!
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- Oh yuck!
- The first half pound is always the hardest.
- [Man Behind Camera] Oh, oh my God.
(people screaming)
(boy vomiting)
- Yeah gulp it!
(group laughing)
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- Now, this is from Jelly Belly's
new line of prank jelly beans called Bean Boozled,
which is also how Trump describes our relations with Mexico.
(audience laughing)
- Okay, we got skunk spray or licorice.
- Huh, I always thought their prank flavor
was buttered popcorn.
Yeah, I don't like it, I don't like it.
- That's skunk spray.
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- Puke vids 'till I die!
Infinite eye contact the whole way through.
I like his style.
I play a similar game with my overnight house guests
called mint or plan B.
Moving on.
- Hey, welcome back to human reviews, pet food.
So it's about 2:00 AM here in my basement.
Ooh, yeah, look at that.
There's kinda these chunks of like different colored,
different colored bits in there.
This is a very saucy cat food.
I may have needed a spoon for this.
I don't think you're going to see me barf.
It wasn't too bad.
It's like steak pudding I suppose.
Oh...
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- YouTube removed a video where he reviewed
a decapitated pigeon.
At kibble nibbler in his mom's basement,
is Jimmy and he's got the God heroin addicted look,
you and your paleo diet could only dream of.
That's right, he eats cat food!
And if you've ever dined at a Hawaiian restaurant,
you have to.
We're not talking a little Baskin Robbins
tester spoonful either.
Jimmy eats the whole God damn can every time!
Scoff all you want,
but reviewing pet food has land old liver breath,
an impressive 88 subscribers.
That Psycho doesn't even have a pet.
The only thing sadder,
would be actually owning the cat.
Pet food is low grade and not actually meant for humans.
Just like an Anna Kendrick movie.
But pets spend several hours a day
with their tongue shoved deep inside their assholes.
So I'm not sure they have the most discriminating pallets.
Yes,
we've all thought about bite into a beggin' strip
now and then, but if Jimmy wants to risk his nine lives,
eating placenta meat from a can,
I'll grab a laser pointer and lead him to Tinseltown
where homeless people eat strays
for this week cewebrity profile.
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- There are those among us
with a taste for the refined.
Indulge in only the best.
- Dinner time?
- I knew that would work Jimmy.
You can have your fancy feast
after you answer a few questions.
This is my co-host Castro.
My beloved Havanese of 16 years passed away,
had him stuffed.
Now I'm an actual crazy cat person.
I have two Pumas.
If you review their food, they eat live ammo.
How many videos have you made about cat food?
- I filmed a guess 18 videos.
- Why did you think this was a good idea?
- Well, it was always a bad idea,
but kind of the reason I started doing it
was there was all these cat food
and pet food reviews online.
And they're kind of ridiculous
because no one has any idea what this stuff tastes like.
So you have all these people saying my cat,
you know, Mr. Fluffy, he'll only eat this kind of pet food.
And so it's like if you had human food,
instead of having a restaurant with UV's,
you based all your reviews around your friend Tony,
who like the pickiest eater and you just followed her around
and said which restaurants he went to, gave him gas.
- Okay, there's a few holes in what you said,
but I agree with one thing you said.
Nothing upsets me more
then when I'm at a restaurant
and someone that I'm eating with,
asks the server what do they like?
First of all, they're a server.
they probably can't even afford to eat in this restaurant.
Now I'm going to take their opinion
for what I want to eat tonight?
I don't like that.
Let me guess, it's all wonderful.
But we're, we're where this goes off the rails,
is you don't own a cat.
- I don't.
I just walk into the grocery store
and I kinda, you know, I just say, Ooh, that one looks good.
- How far can you spray your urine now?
- It depends on which can you eat, you know?
Yeah, I mean you gotta,
I have started, you know, like burying my poo.
- You got long fingers.
- Yeah, yeah, I do.
(Tosh sneezing)
- You need Azertek?
- No, I'm a Flonase man now.
Flonase for allergies so bad
you have to blast poison directly into your nostrils.
(Tosh sneezing)
What's your favorite cohost that you've had on your show?
- I think I like J-Ju, the black pig.
- [Tosh] Why have a cohost?
- Well, I just thought it was
kind of just a fun thing to do.
- Okay.
And you've got answers.
By the way, a tall glass of water,
how tall are you? - Six, four.
You and me both. - All right.
- You don't look six, four on camera
and maybe that's because you're eating cat food
and I'm completely distracted.
- I think it stunts your growth a little bit.
Can imagine how tall you would have been?
Six, four and you're thin, what do you weigh?
- Around 150?
- Do you do anything to stay that thin
other than you have a horrible diet of cat food?
- Yeah basically you just poison yourself
and don't exercise too much
so that you don't get ripped.
- Is it actually poisonous?
It's not approved for human consumption.
- Have you told your doctor that you eat cat food?
- I have not.
I don't know what they would think of that.
- I know what they would think.
They would say, hey, you probably shouldn't do this.
Have you ever thrown up from it?
- I've never thrown up.
I'm actually a little bit surprised.
- What about your stool?
How's your stool.
- Seems pretty normal.
I have had a tuna fart, I guess, where, you know,
it just smells a little funny when it comes out.
- Sure.
That that seems, that's seems normal.
A tuna fart.
That was my wife's nickname in college.
Why do you chew so slow?
- I think some of this stuff's just really chewy.
It just takes a little while to get through.
- What's the worst cat food you've ever tasted?
- The worst stuff I've done is Friskies savory shreds.
I called it worm turds.
It's just imagine, instead of having a chunk of cat food,
you've got the nice little slivers.
The texture is really what gets to me with these things.
Like if you have a weird little pieces of grit
within the cat food, that's what makes me gag basically.
- Were you a picky eater as a child?
- Not really.
Pretty much the only thing is I wouldn't eat bananas.
- Really?
What about a banana pudding?
Where there's still chunks of bananas in the pudding?
- No, that's making me feel not so great.
- No no the Magnolia bakery.
The Magnolia bakery,
now they have a chocolate banana pudding there
and then they have this Brown sugar cookie,
a little overpriced on the cookie, but it's so good.
I have two of those on my walk back.
What about banana runts?
The hard candies?
- Ah, they're okay, I'm not a big fan.
I liked banana chips though. I always liked--
- Banana chips are good.
What about date?
Do you like a date?
The fruit, the dates. - Uh...
The answer is no.
Nobody likes dates. - Not really.
- Would you ever eat cat meat?
- A tough one.
Well, I've eaten some strange things.
Chicken...
- Chicken sounds strange.
- Chicken feet.
Well, you got to finish this statement.
You can't just say chicken.
- I think I might, but I wouldn't feel very good about it.
- I don't think you should.
I think you should say you would not eat cat meat.
- I would definitely not eat cat meat.
But I definitely would.
- Fair enough.
When you go to a restaurant
is your first instinct to see if they have a cat menu?
- I usually ask for a doggy bag at least.
- WHy a doggy bag and not a kitty bag?
- I think because people feed their leftovers
to their dog more than they do to their cat, right?
- You're a hundred percent, right.
- Okay.
- No, no, I didn't know that.
But when you said that, it was just like,
a bell went off and I was like, he's fucking exactly right.
DO you see your YouTube channel
as more of a hobby or a cry for help.
- Maybe, maybe both.
It's fun to see what new lows you can reach.
Sometimes I'm like in a basement.
It's the middle of the night, just eating cat food.
- Will you take requests?
- Yeah, I'll take requests.
- Okay.
- Do you have any requests?
- I do.
They call this the Meow mix suicide smoothie challenge.
It's a real internet thing
that I definitely didn't just make up.
The smell from cat food.
This one is dense.
Now I'm seeing peas, carrots--
- That actually looks like Chicken noodle soup, right?
- Yeah. I might give you two, two of those.
- It's like an apple sauce mixed with refried beans.
- It looks like fucking diarrhea.
(audience laughing)
- What's that one?
- A turducken. - A turducken!
You ever had a turducken?
- Yeah, actually apparently they're pretty big in Delaware.
- I used to date a girl from Delaware.
Had cystic fibrosis.
Pretty sure she's not with us anymore.
- Nice worms.
- Oh, that is foul ball bro.
Whoo, I'm going to do you a favor, not to do, eh, eh...
(audience laughing)
And, top it off.
(blender roaring)
My milkshake brings all the kitties to the kitchen.
Meow, meow, meow, meow.
- You having some of this?
- Well, I only made one serving.
- Oh.
- Bon appetit.
- Smells lovely.
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It's a little chunky, but not too chunky.
You blended it pretty well.
So it's not too bad.
It's got like maybe a hint of carrot,
the very strong kibble flavor.
- Did I put too much kibble on it?
I thought I put too much kibble in it, ah!
I'll give this one, five meows out of five.
- That's a perfect score.
- If your litterbox isn't full, it's about to be.
- Okay, my pumas!
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(group laughing)
- [Man Behind Camera] I swear to God dude...
(group laughing)
- Oh no, I know what you're thinking.
He made eating a tablespoon of cinnamon look easy.
The internet is full of challenges
and I was told they're all impossible.
Impossible?
That's not a word I'm familiar with.
Hi, I'm about to do the cinnamon challenge
and the saltine Cracker challenge
all in under one minute while on salvia.
And if there's time,
I'm also going to karate chop 100 coconuts.
60 Seconds on the clock.
But first I need to take a hit of my salvia.
You want to hold that in for about 20 seconds
or until your eyes start to vibrate.
(audience laughing)
Crack, oh!
(audience laughing)
You can't be funny.
(audience laughing)
Okay, okay, thank you.
(audience applauding)
Thank you.
Legally, I have to say that I did not smoke any salvia,
but on the real I'll tweet the deets later.
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