Not for me, that.
Not- I'd rather stick pins in my eyes.
That's giving me flashblacks to the toilets
at Glastonbury.
Where you look and you go, "Ugh."
That's me in Mexico.
My name's Paddy Considine.
And I'm Matt Smith.
And this is UK vs USA, Snack Wars for LADbible.
Bosh.
[Crew] Close your eyes for a second. Yeah, look at this, eh?
Bloody Inspector Clouseau.
I tell ya.
It's a good job you're not a criminal.
Right, Here we go. What is it?
Oh, sweet stuff.
Ah, these are Wall's.
What the f**king hell's happened to that? [Producer, Becky] It's quite hot in this room...
F**king ice cream? F**k me!
It's, like, half nine in the morning.
It's gone all smushy.
What, Wall's?
Yeah.
Maybe-
You'd need a spoon to eat this.
[Producer, Becky] Oh, that's clever.
That is...
Like rocky meringue.
too sweet for me, mate.
[Becky] So that's a Twister.
Is that,
that's the English one? [Becky] Yeah.
That's, like, horrible. Too sweet, and,
I mean, even that's melted.
That's no good. The f**king Oreo's melted.
I, you know. Let's have a go with the Oreo.
More flashbacks.
F**king hell! [Becky] Oh wow.
It's pure rubbish, innit?
Yeah. But I'm gonna go with the Oreo.
There's no nutritional value in it, but I'm like you,
I'm going for Oreo. [Becky] Yeah?
That's vile.
There's better Wall's ice creams than that, I must say.
[Becky] What are your favorite ice creams?
What do you go for?
I'm not a big ice cream man. Nah, I'm not either.
Raspberry Ripple.
Raspberry Ripple! [Becky] Yeah, oh yeah.
Raspberry Ripple. [Becky] Yeah, yeah.
The winner is, USA wins this one.
USA. [Becky] Okay.
I need a bath after this.
That's what I mean. F**king hell.
I'll have to change me shirt.
I didn't realise it was gonna be so dirty.
[Becky] Do you recognise? The f**k is that?
That looks f**king awful, that.
Goober...
So this is what? Peanut butter mixed in with-
[Becky] Jam.
Jelly? [Becky] Jelly, sorry. Yes.
Not for me, that.
Not for- I'd rather stick pins in my eyes.
That's giving me flashbacks to the toilets at Glastonbury.
Yeah, yeah!
Where you look and you go, "Ugh."
That's me in Mexico.
No, ta.
[Becky] Really?
No, not that- No, that's not for me, no.
Can i have some water, please?
I like peanut butter and jelly but that's kinda weird.
Yeah. [Becky] Yeah, it's-
Cheers, love, thank you very much.
[Becky] Quite American.
There's too much jelly in it.
It's a weird consistency, innit?
Yeah.
Yeah, not for me. No, not for me.
[Becky] So this is, recognise this?
Do I recognise this? Marmite?
This is made in my home town of Burton-on-Trent.
Is it? Yeah.
Is that where it's from? Yeah. Yeah.
So, not a problem. I've ate this all my life.
This is clearly the winner.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Good ol' Blighty.
[Becky] So how much would you put on that?
Because I definitely over did it.
That's all right for me, that.
[Becky] Is it? Loads.
It's like a Twiglet, innit?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, it's Marmite. Basically, that can do one.
Yeah. [Becky] So who wins?
I think we know.
[Becky] Okay, UK.
Yeah. Bosh. UK wins.
My teeth are itching. There we are.
Columbo.
Shall I do this one, Matt?
Yeah.
Oh, I don't, I can't eat that.
That's a no from me. Is it? Hubba Bubba?
I don't do chewing gum. This.
That, I mean, that's won already, for me.
What, a Dip Dab? Yeah.
Yeah, I like 'em both.
This was around when I was a kid,
Hubba Bubba. [Becky] Yeah.
This is old school, mate.
You could blow some fantastic bubbles with these.
[Becky] Yes, yes. But-
[Becky] Can you?
Uh, yeah. You need more than one.
[Becky] Okay.
This might take a bit of time.
Too sweet, though. Again.
I'm having a moment here.
[Becky] Paddy, we're gonna wait for some bubble.
We're gonna try... If you can.
You've got to mush it in, haven't you?
[Becky] Yeah, yeah, you've gotta really...
Alright mush.
This is gonna be the s**ttest bubble in history, innit?
This is my worst nightmare.
It was like the Oreo, that.
It was like a wet Oreo.
[Becky] Dip Dab or Hubba Bubba?
I'm gonna... I mean, they're both really great.
[Becky] Yeah. You went Dip Dab didn't you?
I went Dip Dab.
Can we have a draw or, no, one's gotta win?
[Becky] Yeah, you can have a draw.
Yes. I'm gonna go Hubba Bubba.
A draw.
[Becky] That was good.
[Becky] This might be more... Yeah.
Here we are, here we are. Eh?
F*****g hell, The Pink Panther.
What's this?
This is a mountain of s**t.
I love a Cornish pasty.
Yeah, in Cornwall. [Matt and Becky] Yeah.
What's this?
Even that...
That smell makes me, like...
Under these circumstances though,
if I try and bite that, I'll heave.
I'm gonna go, just cause I've eaten more.
I think there's only one winner, isn't there?
This.
I think this. This, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, USA wins. USA-
Are the USA winning? [Becky] Are you going to try a little bit of each?
[Becky] Try a little bit.
What, with all this-
Mmmm.
[Becky] You can- Yeah.
Mmmm. It's so good.
Yeah. That wins.
USA wins.
This is great, though. This is a big,
this is a tradition.
[Matt and Becky] Yeah. Right?
And when they're done properly,
not that Ginsters don't do 'em properly,
they're amazing. 'Cause this has been
in the microwave, hasn't it?
You just banged this in the microwave for five minutes.
Oh, that looks lovely.
Whatever that is.
[Becky] Wow. Yeah.
Is that English? [Becky] Yeah.
♪ The bounty hunters are here ♪
♪ Searching for paradise ♪
Yeah, little bit of paradise. They taste like sick.
Whereas this, my friend, is the taste of paradise.
S**t.
Yeah. I have a winner.
Yeah, Bounty, easily. Bounty, mate.
It's not good. I'll just do it for the crack, but...
I mean, you know.
In the commercial chocolate stakes,
it's just knowledge that the UK's better.
Yeah. Ya know?
What about this little one? [Matt] In this country.
What, you gonna nibble round the edge?
Yeah. [Becky] Yeah.
Save all the delicious coconut.
I do like that with a Twix.
[Becky] Okay, so Bounty wins?
Bounty wins.
It was a draw. It was a draw,
sometimes it happens.
What are you going to do?
Yeah. Some you win, some you lose.
Gotta reassess it, and then move on.
Yeah. Don't dwell on it.
Don't dwell on the draw.
I tell you what - get that ar
[Becky] Yeah, we're literally like...
Get those snacks flying around.
It was a lot more fun than I thought.
What?
Oh yeah, All Dressed. This is exciting.
Been explaining these to Margot Robbie.
[Crew] Oh really?
Who loves snacks and doesn't, seems to be totally baffled
by the idea of an all, an all dressed chip.
But it does exist.