[Mini monster gibberish]
[lots o' pops]
[Attractive sounding gargling]
Wakey wakey...
What's happening?
You don't RECOGNISE my voice?
Who is that?
Your oldest friend...
No it can't be...
OOOOH but it can!
Mr-
David?
DAVID!? NO! NOT DAVID!
I'm Mr Spatula Lipstick Face
Ruined my entrance now
[Thunderous applause]
Really thought you were gonna be David
I'm not David!
Hang on there, you're imaginary aren't you?
Imaginary? IMAGINARY!?
[Slobbery wobble of chops]
How would I have brought you here?
This is my shed
To your shed
And why have you brought me... to my shed?
To remind you
WHO I AM!
Well I'm Mr Spatula
Lipstick Face
My song will put
A smile on your face
Dance and sing and
Pull a silly face
Something, something, something
FACE
[Very impressed clapping]
I thought I restrained you?
Well you tied my hands with tinsel
Can I go now?
No! You must stay!
Stay with me and remember all the fun we used to have
I'm gonna go
No, wait!
I'm still gonna go
No. Remember? I'm Mr Spatula
Lipstick Face
My insides are made of candy
face
Because of that I'm full of bees
face
[Buzz]
[Sweet freedom!]
I don't remember that part
I haven't seen you for twenty years
people change
face
Ok well I'm just gonna go face
just, gonna go
We have a child!
[Stunned baby silence]
face
A child?
[Eurgh]
[Ungodly hiss]
[Dry heave]
I'd like you to meet your son
My Pancake Shovel Lipstick Face
It's catchy
He has your...
face
[cute little vom]
yeah i can see it-
I'm married now
No problem
Feed her to the bees!
what?
I said, we can all be a happy
familiessssss
bees
[Buzz]
[Hey! Wait for me!]
You can't leave me
I'm sorry I just-
I'm your perfect partner
I-
I came from your imagination
I was everything you wanted in a friend
When I was 8
And everything you DESIRED in a lover
It's true
[Dramatic chomp]
It's just, I have a whole different life now
a wife, family, responsibilities
You in the shed
We know you've got a hostage in there
The police!
Errr not quite
Let him go and no one will get in trouble
[Genuine police radio chatty chats]
Who are they?
MY imaginary friends
We miss you! Have you forgotten us?
Pat! I said to not come off too desperate!
Oh God I'm too old for this
I'm sorry
I'm just very busy nowadays
Well what about our child?
Hullo
[Another cute little sweetie vom]
[Guilty shrug]
Pat! Oliver! Do you remember me
Paper Stick Face?
Leave us alone!
I had a child too!
[Well worn sock]
I'm leaving
Can't we at least
Still be friends?
I've grown up now
I just don't have space in my life for an imaginary friend anymore
I am sorry
It's ok
I know how you feel
Yo do?
I don't have space
For all these BEEEEESSSS!!!
[So many bees]
[brave whimperings]
[Yucky gargle]
[demon bee]
[Father and son dance routine]