It’s all laughs at the SCP foundation, right?!
What with all the life ending and often world ending creatures locked in its hallowed halls!
The good times and lols keep on rolling… especially with SCP 1799 around!
But…what happens when you laugh so much it hurts….what if it hurt but you couldn’t
stop…what if the last thing you wanted to do was laugh…but you couldn’t stop…..
what if SCP 1799 was real?
Hello and welcome back to Life’s Biggest Questions, the channel that looks to discuss
all manner of things, but if we’re honest, we love the dark matter the best… and we
know you do too.
I am your host Rebecca Felgate and today I am asking what if SCP 1799 was real.
Hold on to your silly hats and water squirting flower lapels, as this is no doubt about to
get heavy.
Before we get into this video though, I want to know the answer to this….
Would you rather be locked in a small room with 100 huntsman spiders or locked in a room
with one giant creepy clown?
It really is a hard choice!
Let me know your thoughts in the comments section down below.
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So SCP 1799, Mr Laugh himself.
According to SCP lore, 1799 is contained in a soundproofed humanoid containment cell containing
other Misters.
Presenting as a generic looking clown, the SCP looks like a male, has skin devoid of
pigmentation, big feet and a round red nose.
Notably, SCP 1799 is short, the foundation case files claim the creature is 1.2 metres
tall, making him around 4ft…very short for a male.
Also, notably, on the small of the clowns back, the SCP has a tattoo that reads: Mr.
Laugh, from Little Misters ® by Dr. Wondertainment.
Under any circumstances, people must never engage in verbal conversation with the creature
as anything that the SCP vocally communicates will be interpreted as a joke by those listening.
They will begin laughing uncontrollably, they will laugh until they rupture their stomach,
or fall over and hit their heads, they will laugh until they can no longer breathe.
The sad tragedy with SCP 1799 is that he seems to want meaningful communication, but he can’t
get it because everyone keeps laughing at him.
On top of that, he has some involuntary ticks – at random he will remove and reattach
his own limbs, he will squirt water out of a flower attached to its skin, it will pull
metres upon metres of coloured cloth out of its mouth, or, alarmingly, start producing
smoke from its orifices.
It seems like these impulses cant be controlled by the SCP, who experiences pain when performing
them, only to have those that see laugh at him.
As a result of his tragic life, it seems the SCP is depressed and wants to end his life,
he has been placed on suicide watch by the foundation.
All those entering and exiting SCP 1799’s cell are checked for contraband.
Okay, worrying.
If SCP 1799 was real, it isn’t hell bent on destroying humanity like other creatures
in the foundation, but it can lead to mass hysteria and death by laughter…which isn’t
great, so I would recommend staying away from short clowns.
Under no circumstances should you speak to a 4ft clown.
Maybe if the SCP WAS real and the general public were aware of the threat, we could
just all agree to ban clowns in general…hands up if anyone would be sad?
Do we really need clowns?
Woah..steady on Rebecca.. if that doesn’t sound like another video title, I am not sure
what does.
But like…do we though?
In the modern age, do many people really go to the circus?
Commedia Del Arte and Harlequinade are old performance art forms… we have modern day
clowns and buffoons to laugh at, like homer Simpson and the like… would the world really
be awful if we just got rid?
No more creepy clowns sightings, no more accidental run ins with SCP 1799…sure McDonalds would
need to change their branding, but I am over Ronald anyway.
If SCP 1799 were real, I imagine I wouldn’t be the only one that felt sorry for him.
It doesn’t really seem like his fault he is causing chaos…sure, contain him in the
SCP foundation… but cant we find him a friend?
I am sure there would be people like me out there campaigning for rights for Mr Laugh…
can we hook him up?
Are there any short non threatening SCP’s we can introduce him to?
Although to be totally fair, we probably don’t want Mr Laugh to be romantically interested
in his new pal…especially if they are seemingly female…because…well I have no idea if
SCPs can cross breed, but if they could that maybe sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Maybe it would be best if he could meet another SCP like him…when he was found with a note
that read: Wow!
You've just found yourself your very own Little Mister, a limited edition collection from
Dr. Wondertainment!
Find them all and become Mr. Collector!! …and a list of 19 other Little Mrs….
If he is limited edition, are there other Mr Laughs….or would he play well with the
other 19?
So…
I guess if Mr Laugh, Scp 1799 is real, then so too would be Mr Chameleon, a sentient entity
made of protons who can match its background, Mr Headless – pretty self explanatory, Mr
Forgetful, a peanut allergic humanoid with amnesia, Mr Shapey, a transforming, morphing
creature, Mr Soap, a humanoid that exudes soapy liquid and can float humans in bubbles,
Mr Hungry, a humanoid who needs to eat 2000 calories every 2 hours, if not he’ll begin
consuming all matter around him, Mr Brass, a automaton humanoid made of…brass who was
mistaken as a god by a cult before It ended up in containment, Mr Hot who has a weird
ability to predict if a person has a child and what product that child most desires…weird…
Ms Sweetie..the only female… a very tall female with pink hair who needs to eat a constant
supply of sugar and sends males into diabetic comas… annnnd sometimes turns them into
hard candy….
Mr Life and Death…an SCP that goes through the entire cycle of life and death every 75
minutes, Mr Fish – a humanoid with the head of a fish, Mr Moon a man whos face appears
and disappears along with the lunar cycle, the discontinued and mysterious Mr Red, Mr
Money who sells himself to humans for their possessions, Mr Lost , an SCP free of containment
who simply wanders the earth, Mr Mad who wears a straight Jacket who indeed seems mad, Mr
Scary …errr…who is a partially submerged steel structure within a large, saltwater
reservoir who corrodes people…
Mr Stripe, who has a baffling ability to turn people into stripes, and Mr Lie… but we
aren’t supposed to know about him.
So… this video has taken a turn….
Who is this Mysterious Dr Wondertainment and why did he create 20 strange creatures with
a loose theme of capitalism and consumerism?
It is sketchy?
What does it all mean If SCP 1799 was real, along with all the other Litte Misters, I
would be looking for the doctor, who seems to me to be a malevolent, evil presence………..
what he might want with the world…I dread to think.
On that wide open can of worms, I would rather like to end this video….
Who do you think Dr Wondertainment is and what do you think he wants?
Why did he create Mr Laugh…… and shall we ban clowns?
All of the questions, really!
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Comments from Jack Video – fun to read other peoples comments –
Crystal Moose said: Are there any scps' that aren't skinny as
hell?
I want a thicc boii.
Ahahaha… well SCP 7726 – I declare him Thicc Boiii.
Davon Benson said: What if scp 096 is one of the bird box monsters?
Slump God said: What if LBQ didn't exist what would y'all be doing?
– I think Jack and I would be in the pub having a few pints talking about SCPS, but
nobody would be watching or listening… buttt there would be beer…so….