(holiday music)
- Hi, we're Joel and Lia
- And welcome back to Vlogmas hate mail edition.
- So you guys know we love responding to hate comments.
Oh, well I wouldn't say
we love it. - Love it
We do it as a series on our channel.
- Yeah we read out hate mail, we respond to the haters.
- Yeah.
- We like turning negatives
into positives. - Into positives.
So we're in for tonight then guys.
- So I think I've got eight comments
or something around about that.
I just picked the first few that were really mean
in our spam folder.
'Cause fun fact, most of our hate now,
pretty much 99.9% of it just goes straight into spam
and we never look at it
unless we're doing a hate mail video.
- Yeah, gets filtered out
and the hater that leaves the comment,
thinks that their comment has been published
but it just gets put into a filtered folder.
- And we never see it.
- We never check.
- So it's just great like one of our friends Lucy,
English Lucy said, "It's like they're just screaming
"into nothingness or darkness."
They like ranting and saying mean things
but we just block them, put them into spam folder.
We never see it.
- Never see it guys.
- Except these ones.
- Which we've gone looking for.
- Yes, so the first one from The Last Rebel Show,
and he or she said, "You two," ...
By the way, disclaimer, there's gonna be swearing.
- Swearing, switch off now if you don't like swearing.
- Yeah, switch off, you have been warned.
He said, "You two think you're all cute and shit.
"Fuck you, go die."
- Wow.
- Wow. - Wow.
Do you know what?
We we're like we'll be hyped up to film this tonight
because this is the eleventh video we filmed today.
- And it's half passed
1:00 AM. - AM
1:30 AM and we were like we'll have so much sass,
let's save the hate mail.
- And I have nothing to say
but wow. - Wow.
- Wow. - Wow.
I don't understand why people give us, like, death threats.
It's not even a threat, it's just like-
- Go die. - A command, go die.
It's not very nice.
- I know. Do you know what my favorite one is, though,
when people say, "Drop dead."
I wish you'd just drop dead. - drop dead.
- Like I wish they'd said the ... (laughing)
Wish they'd said the ...
(laughing)
It's just fantastic. I mean it's not, it's like tragic,
but, yeah, that's better if you're gonna tell us to die
at least like be a bit more creative like-
- Also, what make them think that we think we're cute?
- You think you're cute and all shit and shit.
We don't think we're cute. - We don't.
- We really don't - We're sexy. We ain't cute.
(laughing)
No, we don't. - Oh is it?
- I don't know maybe we come across as people
that think we're cute but that's horrifying
'cause we really don't.
- We really don't. I might get told I'm cute
but I don't think I'm cute.
(laughing)
- I might get told it, but-
- I'm just getting this chamomile tea bag out
before it over brews.
The next one's from Steven
and he said, "The arrogant British say many things wrong.
"You two are so damn stupid. Get a job!!!"
Loads of exclamation marks.
Get a job. - Get a job.
- This is a job!
- This is a job. Welcome to 2018, nearly 2019
and YouTube has been a job
for many years for lots of youtubers.
- Slow clap for Steven.
- Well done. - This is a job
we're finally counting on.
And also, even if it wasn't a job for us,
who's to say we don't have jobs on the side?
Like we did for many years.
- So many years. - But, We did it as a hobby.
- Get a job. We've had many.
- We've had so many. - Many, Many jobs.
(Joel sneezes)
- He just triggered me to sneeze.
- Take that, Steven.
- Yeah, Steven. - We're sneezing on you.
- Yeah. - Triggered.
- So Dexter Thompson says, "I went to the effort
"of signing in just to say you suck!"
Capital letters. - With loads of
exclamation marks.
- Cool Dexter, thanks.
- What you don't realize is that if you comment
on our videos, it really helps, like,
other people discover our videos.
So the more comments a video has,
the more YouTube will, like, help promote it
'cause it'll go, "Oh, lots of people are commenting on that
"that must be a good video."
- So with you signing in, Dexter, you actually help us-
- You've actually
helped us out. - Helped us grow
and be bigger on the platform.
- So if any of you out there hate us,
the worst thing you could do is comment on our channel.
- Yep.
- Because it would just help us grow bigger
and bigger and bigger. - And better.
- And better.
- Bigger and better.
So thank you, Dexter.
- Thank you Dexter darling. - We're turning
every negative into a positive tonight.
- Yeah.
- Next one, is from someone called Curtis.
Hold on, is this Curtis I went to school with?
- No, he looks old.
- Do I know him? Is my question.
- Probably not.
- Let's have a look at his face.
- That looks like
one of your relatives. - Oh my gosh,
I literally look like I know him.
- You don't know him.
- Okay, I get the impression she enjoys being called a slut.
(laughing)
- I'm sorry, I just remembered as I read that,
that I was gonna save it and ask you off camera
if you're alright to read this.
(laughing)
- You're right Curtis,
I absolutely love being called a slut.
- I just love that you've given that impression,
you haven't given the impression of being a slut,
you've given the impression of looking like
you like being called a slut. - Enjoy being called a slut.
So, well done Curtis, that is spot.
- It's very specific.
- So accurate.
- She loves it.
- Joel calls me and he's like, "What's up, slut?
"Hey slut, what are you doing today?
"Let's get some videos made,
slut." - She loves it.
- I love being called a slut - You're correct.
- It's correct. Well done Curtis.
You got that right about me. Your assumptions were correct.
- Next, Mac two two Sailor says,
"Only watched two of your videos
"and have already figured out
"you're a couple of snobby ass Brits."
- Snobby ass Brits. - With that emoji.
(flipping off)
Rude.
- Snobby ass Brits. - Snobby ass Brits.
It's snobby ass Brits.
- I know ass, I can't say it ass in our accent
without sounding ridiculous.
You snobby ass, ass Brits.
- The issue I have here
is that he's probably in his fifties or sixties.
- Yep, nothing wrong
with that. - and I just feel like
he should know better.
I feel like if we get hate comments from, like,
even 20 year olds who should know better,
but I'm like I kinda intend to think they're younger,
and I'm like they don't know any better,
but I'm like, okay you're middle aged-
- Middle aged. - You should better than
to like say mean things to strangers on the internet.
- I know, you think they'd of learned by now,
but no. - But no.
- This is it and he's a sailor.
This person's a sailor. - He's a sailor.
Would you trust him on the sea? I certainly wouldn't.
- I wouldn't trust you with him my fishing rod, let alone-
- You don't have a fishing rod.
- I don't have a fishing rod.
Let alone my- - Life.
- Life.
- On a boat. - Sailor.
So yeah, your display picture's you with a snorkel
like seriously.
- On a holiday.
- On a holiday, having the time of your life,
leaving hate mail
onto young, cute- - Y'all think you're so cute.
- Cute slut's videos. - Cute sluts, yeah.
- These good looking, cute sluts.
Jem, J-E-M.
- I hope it's not Jem Collins.
- No, never. She'd never leave hate.
- Yeah.
- I hate conceited ass-
- Okay, what is with the ass that Americans insert
into everything? - Everything.
(laughing)
- Stop saying ass, just stop.
- Stop saying ass. - Conceited ass British people
with their accents and thinking that they're better
than Americans, and she keeps writing "and"
with a capital A.
It's triggering me so bad.
And when they have a track record of sleeping with,
with a capital W, their own brothers and sisters.
- Yeah, I mean-
- Well, that's it Jem, we're brothers and sisters
and we've been sleeping together.
- Yeah, all the time. - You got us.
- This bed later.
- Caught red handed, Jem. Geez.
- Also, we don't think we're better than Americans.
- No, literally this channel is about pointing out
cultural differences, celebrating them,
talking a little bit about what's going on
on our side of the pond. - Yeah.
- Asking questions about what's going on on your side.
When have we ever been like, "We're better than you."
- We're better than you.
- Like when would we ever say it to our audience
of loyal, majority American viewers.
Hey, just so you know
we're better than you. - We're better than you.
- Like why would we even think that or even say that?
Even if we did think ...
We don't think that - Yeah, exactly.
- We don't think that.
- I mean the only time we do think that
is when we found out that Americans pronounce buoy boo-wee.
- And that's literally the only time we were like
no, you guys are ridiculous.
- You guys are ridiculous.
- Boo-wee. - Boo-wee.
- Boo-wee. - And I stand by that point.
- Stand by it.
- Boo-wee.
- Boo-wee, boo-wee watch out for the boo-wee.
- My boo-wees. - Watch out for your boo-wees.
- Watch out for your boo-wees tonight.
- Conceited ass Brits, no.
No, incorrect. - No, we're not.
Incorrect, darling.
- We're conceited ass sluts.
- Yep.
(laughing)
- Okay. - So two more.
- Steven Daniel, "Stupid assholes," another ass comment.
What is with your obsession with butts?
- They love asses so much.
- "Stupid assholes, are all Brits as arrogant as you two?"
Why are we arrogant?
- No, they're more arrogant.
We are the least arrogant Brits you will ever meet.
- If you think we're arrogant, don't come to England.
- Get your ass over here.
- Oh my gosh, we're not arrogant.
We're really down to Earth.
- I know, I'm literally like the least arrogant people
you will ever meet.
- Yeah. - Ask any of our friends.
- Yeah.
- What friends? Ask them.
- Who said that?
`- Friends? Wait, is there a friend in the room?
- Yeah, what? (laughing)
No, there isn't.
- No. - I have nothing to say
to you Steven.
- Nothing.
- Next.
- This is from Brown Butler, no.
- Buter (laughing)
Buter.
- Brown Buter said, "They pronounce Adidas
"like retards lol."
- Well, we don't.
- No, we don't. - It's the correct way.
- That is seriously ...
We've made so many videos on the pronunciation of this.
(laughing)
- We should make just one, like, five second video,
"How to pronounce Adidas," - How to pronounce Adidas
and it's just going, "Adidas." - Adidas.
Million views.
- Yeah. We should do it. - Honestly,
we should something like that as a bonus tonight.
How to pronounce Adidas, here's a boy saying it.
- Adidas.
- Here's a girl saying it: Adidas.
- Here's two sluts saying it.
Adidas - Adidas.
(laughing)
- So that's all the hate we're gonna respond to,
I feel like there should've been more but-
- I feel like it, you know, usually is a bit more,
just a bit more aggressive.
- Yep.
- It's tamed down a bit, like - yeah
- You know, just reading it out does nothing to me anymore.
- No, same.
- Not that it ever did.
It didn't really, it's not how I would lose sleep,
Like I'm gonna sleep really well tonight
and I'm gonna dream about being called a slut.
(laughing)
- And enjoying it. - And I'm going to enjoy it.
I'm gonna dream that 180 thousand
of our viewers are like, " You slut, slut, slut,
"British ass slut,"
and I'm going to enjoy every moment of that dream guys.
- Yeah.
- 'Cause that's what people want.
The assumptions are not true.
- No. - No.
- No, they're never true. People just assume ...
I just wrote a comment out to Leer about us
and I was just like-
- What was it?
- It was something like
you can tell that Lia really wants a relationship with Joel
and Joel's just in it for the views.
And I was just like, "Where have you got this from?"
- Honestly, they just pluck it out their ass.
- Firstly, Lia's- - Pluck it out.
- Lia's a taken lady. Secondly, I'm not in it for the views,
we've done it for five years,
like- - In it for the views.
- When we had no views.
- We've literally been doing this
when no one was watching.
- Yeah and we'd still do it. - Not many people
were watching. - If no one was watching.
- Yeah, exactly, it just so happens
that there's a few more people watching now.
And it's a job. - It's our job.
And that's it - So don't tell us
to get a job, Steven.
- Yeah.
- Don't tell these British asses to get a job.
- Yeah.
- Who's filming at 1:30 AM for views? We are.
- We are.
(laughing)
Cheers - Hoods up boys and girls.
- Hoods up.
- Hoods up. Well, Joel I'd just like to make a toast to us.
I'd like to say-
- Let me get my water.
- Get your water darling. Water in a can. Recycle.
- Recyclable.
- I'd just like to say Congratulations,
who knows where we'll be this time in a year,
who knows what kind of hate mail we'll be receiving.
- Can't wait.
- But here's a toast to all the hate
and to all the positive memories we created
from turning the negatives into positives.
Whoa, whoa, whoa - Whoa, whoa, whoa
- Watch the chamomile.
- Hope you guys have enjoyed this video.
Sorry if it's been a bit chilled out,
it's just we're exhausted legends right now.
- Literally, so exhausted.
- So exhausted.
- If you have enjoyed this,
watch our series responding to hate mail.
There's some really funny ones in that.
(can crushing)
- Oh yeah. - That's what I'm gonna do
to your head if you leave a hate comment.
Sorry, that's really violent. - Are we allowed to put that
on the internet?
- Yeah. - You sure?
'Cause that could be threatening.
- It should be. - Is that ...
Okay, we can always cut it out if it receives hate.
Keep it in. - Keep it in.
- Keep it in. ` - Who cares?
- Yeah, yeah.
- Someone will call me an aggressive ass loser
- Aggressive ass.
- Yeah. - You're aggressive ass.
- Yeah, ass. - Ass.
We just can't get away with that.
Imagine me, you in a sitcom like, "You ass, stop,
"stop right there." - Stop.
- Don't be an ass. - No.
- It just doesn't work
in our accent. - It doesn't work.
- Thanks so much for all your support, thanks all the love,
we get a lot of love, you know, this video's about hate,
but we get a lot of love and we're very grateful for that.
- Yeah, we are. Lots of you said, "React to love comments."
And we've done that once in the past,
but I feel like it's a bit self-indulgent.
- Yeah, respond to the love mail.
- We are acknowledging that we know we get the majority,
amazing, lovely, supportive comments,
so thanks to everyone- - Thank you.
- Who does leave lovely, thoughtful comments.
- Thank you very much. A toast to you.
- Toast to you.
- Good night.
- Subscribe, click the notification bell-
- And God bless. - And God bless.
Good night. - Good night.
God bless. - See you tomorrow.
Alright.
- Oh my god.
- I'm so comfy, haven't laid down for ages.
- Wake up at six.
(laughing)
- Oh my gosh.
- Oh my gosh. What are these pom poms above the bed?
That's so creepy.