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all right so whether or not you frequent
conventions or just finished up the
Halloween season I'm pretty sure you've
had a run-in with some attention-starved
human in a Deadpool costume and chances
are they were probably a bit of a dick
cuz I'm afraid it's all too common that
people think donning the masked Burke's
costume gives them some sort of license
to break and sure it makes sense to
someone who doesn't know much about
Deadpool but any real fan would know
Deadpool is far more than a quirky
[ __ ] he's a pretty nice good when he
wants to be and he's got a weak spot in
his heart for one thing in particular
I'm Jocelyn the intern I do all the
research nobody else wants to straight
from the desk of death battle yeah yeah
yeah I hear you already I know you love
Deadpool and think he is super cool
because he just does whatever he wants
well I'm not here to tell you that
you're wrong
I'm simply here to tell you that
Deadpool is more than the simple
one-dimensional goon he's often
portrayed as to make my case we will
start with example a Deadpool's
evil clone in Deadpool volume three
issues 45 through 49 our antihero gets
his own antihero and by that I mean
there is a clone of Deadpool who does
the opposite of whatever Deadpool would
do which in this case is kidnap a child
an inherently evil act which if so facto
means Deadpool must be inherently good
ish of course in an attempt to stop the
evil Deadpool from hurting any children
the original one ends up kidnapping a
tyke himself but at least he's nice to
the kid on to example B deadpool hates
pedophiles simple as it sounds really
when hired by a young boy offering up
his bar mitzvah money to kill his
stepdad deadpool takes personal pleasure
in killing the sad-sack after he makes
some rather jared fogle ish comments
about some underage girls of course
Deadpool still takes the money but you
know he enjoyed killing a bad person and
that's gotta count for something right
speaking of kids Deadpool doesn't kill
them yeah now that might sound like I'm
really stretching to find nice things to
say about the guy but I'm not
during Deadpool's time in the uncanny
x-force he and his teammates were tasked
with finding and stopping the next
apocalypse and by that I mean the
character apocalypse not a biblical
disaster well long story short the
x-force is successful in finding the
next apocalypse but much to the team's
surprise the new apocalypse is just a
kid Deadpool and friends aren't really
keen on child murder well except for
Fantomex who just shoots the little
bastard in the head obviously a lot of
the team are pretty pissed off but no
one more than Deadpool who I [ __ ] you
not calls a meeting so they can talk
about their feelings yeah needless to
say our mercenary friend took it pretty
hard but it turns out the kid wasn't
dead
well sort of phantom X actually cloned
child apocalypses corpse and raised him
in virtual reality as an experiment to
see if apocalypse could be a good person
if raised well
crazy convoluted storyline where
Deadpool acts as a mentor to young
apocalypse giving him sagely advice and
a stack of porn uh still not convinced
let me introduce you to example X
Deadpool saves a cat yeah you heard me
this menacing mercenary was rescued a
poor little kitty from a tree that's
like good guy 101 stuff right there and
if it wasn't enough he even musters up a
fake now to put a smile on the young
girl's face now I'm not saying Deadpool
is a good guy or anything all I'm saying
is he isn't the [ __ ] some people
think he is he is shown mercy to those
in need he's stood up for what he felt
was right even when no one agreed with
him sure he can be a dick but he can
also be a hero even when that requires
being there for someone in need so
whether you're the one in the Deadpool
costume or not just remember the real
Deadpool would probably kill the [ __ ]
out of anyone who would use his identity
as an excuse to be an [ __ ]
you