THERE IS NOTHING I LOVE MORE IN THE WORLD THAN MAKING FUN OF
BOBBY JINDAL.
HE PLACED LAST IN THE REPUBLICAN FIELD.
I SOMETIMES FORGET HAPPY GILMORE'S NAME.
BOBBY JINDAL HAS BEEN TRYING TO DENY WHERE HE IS FROM HIS
ENTIRE POLITICAL CAREER.
I THINK HIS REAL NAME IS ñ BUT A LOT OF INDIANS DO GO BY THE
NAME BOBBY, SO IT'S NOT UNCOMMON.
WHEN HE WAS FIRST RUNNING ñ
HE HAS BEEN TRYING TO GET TO THE RACE IN THE REPUBLICAN FIELD.
HEY DUDE, YOU ARE AN IMMIGRANT.
HE'S GOT THE PORTRAIT OF HIM IN HIS LOUISIANA MANSION WHERE
HE LOOKS LIKE A WHITE AMERICAN.
HIS SLOGAN IS RESTED, TANNED, AND READY TO GO.
DUDE, YOU ARE NOT TAN, YOU'RE SOUTHEAST ASIAN.
HE ALSO JUMPED INTO THE ANCHOR BABY DEBATE AND SAID "WE NEED
TO END BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP FOR ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS."
SO HE IS SAYING EVEN THOUGH YOU WERE BORN HERE, BUT YOUR
PARENTS ARE IMMIGRANTS, AND THEY CAME HERE TO HAVE YOU HERE
SO THAT YOU COULD BE A U.S. CITIZEN, YOU ARE AN ANCHOR BABY.
BUT HE IS SAYING WE SHOULD TAKE YOUR CITIZENSHIP WAY.
HERE IS AN INCONVENIENT FACT FOR HIM, HE IS AN ANCHOR BABY.
WHEN HIS PARENTS CAME HERE, THEY WERE NOT U.S. CITIZENS.
OCCUPY DEMOCRATS DID A CAMPAIGN ABOUT THAT AND PUT A MEME
ON FACEBOOK.
IT SAYS "WE HAVE TO END BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP TO
STOP ANCHOR BABIES, SAYS REPUBLICAN BOBBY JINDAL,
WHOSE NONCITIZEN PARENTS ARRIVED IN THE U.S. FOR MONTHS BEFORE
HE WAS BORN, AND USED HIS BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP TO
BECOME AMERICANS, MAKING HIM AN ANCHOR BABY."
A LOT OF DATA CAME IN, THEY HAVE TO MEET A CERTAIN QUOTA, AS
MUCH AS THEY TRY IT HAS ALREADY TILTED SO MUCH
AGAINST THE REPUBLICANS.
I WILL TELL YOU RIGHT NOW WHAT BOBBY JINDAL IS, HE IS AN
ANCHOR BABY.
YOU MIGHT GET OFFENDED BY THAT TERM, AND I WOULD NORMALLY NOT
USE IT, EXCEPT THE REPUBLICANS USE IT, SO I AM PUTTING IT
BACK ON THAT.
THE REASON I SAY THAT IS BECAUSE THE
BABY IS A U.S.
CITIZEN.
THE PARENTS CAME HERE TO MAKE THE BABY A U.S. CITIZEN.
THIS IS NOT MY POSITION, THIS IS THE REPUBLICAN POSITION.
THEY TURN AROUND AND GO, OH, NOW THAT THE BABY IS A U.S.
CITIZEN, WHAT TO DO?
AND THE PARENTS GET TO STAY.
THAT'S WHAT THEY THINK THE ANCHOR BABY PHENOMENON IS.
THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE JINDALS.
THEY CAME HERE PERFECTLY LEGALLY.
HIS PARENTS ARE INCREDIBLY BRIGHT, SO I DON'T KNOW
WHAT HAPPENED WITH BOBBY.
THE MOM WAS A NUCLEAR PHYSICIST, SHE WAS STUDYING AT LSU,
SHE HAD A SCHOLARSHIP.
HIS FATHER WAS AN ENGINEER PROFESSOR, WORKED AT KANSAS
CITY RAILWAY.
I LOVE BOBBY JINDAL'S FAMILY, I HAVE NOTHING BUT LOVE FOR THEM.
THEY WERE HARD-WORKING IMMIGRANTS JUST LIKE MY
FAMILY, AND THEN THEY HAD A SON WHO WAS BORN IN AMERICA.
SINCE HE IS A U.S. CITIZEN,
I SAY THERE IS NO PROBLEM WITH THAT.
REPUBLICANS INCLUDING BOBBY JINDAL SAY, ANCHOR BABY.
THE REASON I GET MAD AT HIM IS
BECAUSE YOU DENYING YOUR
HERITAGE IN AN EFFORT TO APPEASE THE POWERFUL AND THE RABID
RIGHT-WING REPUBLICAN BASE.
YOU ARE NEVER GOING TO WIN THAT GAME, BOBBY.
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE BOBBY?
HE JOKES AROUND, THOUGH, OH YEAH, MY MOM WAS ALREADY
PREGNANT WITH A "PRE-EXISTING CONDITION".
IT'S LIKE MORE BOWING OF
THE HEAD.
THAT'S WHY YOU SHOULDN'T CALL PEOPLE ANCHOR BABIES.
THAT'S WHY YOU SHOULDN'T TRY TO TAKE AWAY PEOPLE'S CITIZENSHIP.
BOBBY, YOU THINK THEY'RE COMING FOR OTHER PEOPLE ON DAY ONE.
DAY TWO, I'VE GOT BAD NEWS FOR YOU, THEY ARE COMING FOR
YOU.
NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU TRY TO DENY IT, THAT IS THE REALITY.
YOU CAN GO AHEAD AND JUDGE ME NOW.
YES, HE IS AN ANCHOR BABY BY THE REPUBLICAN DEFINITION.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU THINK HE WON'T EVICT YOU?
GO TALK TO
JORGE RAMOS.