As you probably heard, this summer I
decided to go back to my natural--
I didn't decide.
I was forced to go back to my natural hair,
because my hair was so damaged I had to shave my head.
And it turned out-- it was like a baby reveal thing.
I realized my hair was brown.
[LAUGHTER]
It was a big surprise to me.
I didn't know what color--
I've been coloring my hairs for so long,
I didn't know what I was going to find.
Anyway--
[LAUGHTER]
--I enjoyed it.
It was short, and it was brown, and I
was going to come back with it.
And my executive producer, Mary, over there
convinced me to go back to blonde.
She thought that would be best for the show.
And--
[LAUGHTER]
--somehow it contributes to my talent.
And so I said, "Sure, I'll go back
to being blonde if you think it's important, Mary."
So I sat in the chair for five hours
to get back to this color.
You know how many episodes of The Bachelor in Paradise
that I could have watched in five hours?
One and a half.
[LAUGHTER]
And anyway, Mary told me if I still wasn't happy about it,
then one day she would do something to make it up to me.
Today is the day, Mary.
I--
[APPLAUSE]
Yeah.
I love you and nothing is going to-- nothing
bad is going to happen to me.
[LAUGHTER]
And it's going to be fun.
You're going to help me with this live commercial
for Lightlife burgers.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[APPLAUSE]
[CHEERING]
All right.
[CHEERING]
What did you say when you were walking down here?
I said you look great.
Thank you.
You think my hair looks great.
You're happy with my hair.
I think you're going to look great.
I think you look great, too, Mary.
Well, thank you.
And the good news is that we're done talking about your rash.
Oh, thank you.
So--
Yup.
Great.
--the bad news is that you're having to be-- it's
going to be fun.
Really?
Yeah.
OK.
Do you want to switch?
All right.
I'm going to talk about the new Lightlife burger.
It's so delicious.
It has everything you want from a beef burger,
but it's made from plants, which means it's full of protein
and has way less fat than a beef burger.
So you can feel free to add all the fixings that you want.
You could-- for instance, you could add ketchup.
[LAUGHTER]
You know what I also like on a Lightlife burger?
No.
Mustard.
No.
[LAUGHTER]
Oh, god.
Oh.
Oh, no.
Do you like relish on a burger?
No.
Yeah.
They seem to like it.
No.
[LAUGHTER]
Oh my god.
Hey.
You know what?
It's $3 extra, but Mary is a good friend.
So here's some avocado.
[CHEERING]
[LAUGHTER]
Oh, god.
The new Lightlife burger is better for you,
and better for the planet.
Isn't that right, Mary?
Sure is.
Yep.
Well, Mary, I'm glad that we can make things right again.
And speaking of making things right,
Mary knows you're all going to love this new Lightlife burger.
And you're all going to get to try it with a $150 Visa
gift card, everybody.
[CHEERING]
I love you, Mary.
I love you, too.
We'll be back.