This is a prank war now!
We've gotta hit them with everything we've got!
You're right! No one does this to my hair and gets away with it!
[music playing]
Oh, boys!
Can you come over here for a minute?
They're gonna get it!
[whoosh]
What happened to all of our balloons?
[laughing]
Dinner! Wash your hands, please!
Shh!
[laughing]
[screaming]
[slamming]
Pie in the fridge!
- Oh, boy, pie! - Oh, boy, pie!
[laughing]
Maybe it's time we stop pranking.
Love these capes you made.
[groaning]
- That's right, crush her! - Yes!
- Huh? - Huh?
Hey, Ronnie Anne? Your abuela asked me to check on you.
What do we do?
[slamming]
[retching]
I don't know if you should come in because...
[retching]
But that sounds really serious!
Help!
[squawking]
I think your truck alarm is going off!
Ah, not again!
Back to the match!
[knock at door]
Ronnie Anne, it's Mrs. Karnickie.
Seriously? Did abuela call the entire neighborhood to check on me?
This pose helps open the airways.
[inhaling]
Yes, totally.
[screaming]
[slamming]
Hello, I'm from the center for extremely dangerous colds
and spreadable diseases.
I need you to leave this contaminated area immediately.
It's for your own safety, ma'am.
Don't worry, it's me!
Yeah, I know! How'd you pull that off?
Oh, the suit just zips up the front.
No, I mean, never mind... you're amazing.
What the heck?
[techno dance music]
Freeze!
[birds cooing]
[burping]
Sergio!
[squawking]
We're busted! Scatter!
[screeching]
[metallic tinkling]
You're the one who's been using all the extra power?
Living my best large!
You. Here. Now.
Eh, party pooper.
[slurping]
Aah!
[slurping]
Aah! Brain freeze!
[dog panting]
[brushing teeth]
[whistling]
[Latin guitar playing]
You could fit, like, five mercados in this place!
Whoa! Check that out!
[chopping]
Neat, huh? We'll chop any veggie you purchase free of charge!
Care to sample our spa water? Today's flavor is Island Sky!
I didn't even know that was a flavor!
How about our cocktail weenie with a flight of dipping sauces?
Ohh!
OK, I've seen enough!
Hi, there! I'm River, and I'll be your checkout buddy!
Sorry, we were just leaving.
Oh, well. Here's your parting gift, a good luck penny!
You can keep it, or make a wish in our fountain.
Huh?
I hope you wished for this place to close. There's no way the mercado
- can compete with it! - Don't worry, Bobby.
We have the most loyal customers in the world.
Vito?
Uh, hey kids! I was just looking around.
And buying half the store?
Ah, I'm sorry, but they got a whole aisle of gourmet taffy!
And look!
it makes a little beep every time you scan an item!
Oh, I feel so alive!
Maybe I can help you with your stage fright.
Do you know a song you can sing for your abuelo?
Maybe.
Then all you need is some practice singing it in front of other people.
And I know exactly where to start.
Are you serious? The GLART?
Yeah! Subway trains are the perfect stage. Good lighting, nice acoustics,
and you will never see any of these people again!
[train dinging]
[Latin pop starts]
Ah, ah, ah...
You can do this!
Just a reminder, there's no amplified music
allowed on the GLART!
Girls?
Oh! Hi, Dad! I was just trying to help Ronnie Anne
with her stage fright! She's horribly embarrassed
when she's the center of attention!
What am I saying? Everyone stop looking at her!