[Batman] Why you're doing this?
Let's just take him to the police.
Then, we can go home...
together.
Selina...
don't you see?
We're the same.
(Whispers) We are the same.
Split...
right down the center.
(Batman pulls off his mask, revealing his identity as Bruce Wayne)
Selina,
please.
[Catwoman] Bruce...
I would...
I would love... to live with you in your castle...
forever, just like in a fairytale.
(Bruce tries to touch her shoulder, she retaliates and scratches his face)
I just couldn't live with myself.
So don't pretend this is a happy ending.
[Max Shreck] Selina!
Selina Kyle.
(Catwoman takes of her mask, revealing her identity as Selina Kyle)
You're fired!
And Bruce Wayne,
why you dressed up like Batman?
[Selina Kyle] Because he *is* Batman, you moron!
[Max Shreck] Was...
(Shreck shoots Bruce in the shoulder; Selina, ready to go after Max)
Don't!
[Selina Kyle] You killed me. The Penguin killed me.
Batman killed me. That's... three lives down!
You've got enough in there to finish me off?
[Max Shreck] One way to find out.
(Shreck fires two shots at Selina)
[Selina Kyle] Four,
Five...
Still alive!
(Shreck shoots her two more times and she groans in pain)
Six,
Seven...
All good girls go to heaven.
(Now within reach of Shreck; he pulls the trigger, but there are no bullets left; she laughs hysterically)
Two lives...
left.
I think I'll save one for next Christmas;
but in the meantime:
(Selina pulls out a tazer)
How 'bout a kiss, Anti-Claus?
(Selina grabs ahold of a power cable and moves towards Shreck with a tazor and a kiss)