- Howdy, howdy, howdy fruit lovers.
Today, Orange and Pear are large and in charge
showing you how to be big.
- I'm not sure being big is something you can learn.
So I've got to say this prompt has me a tiny bit confused.
- Tiny, get that word out your mouth.
Today's episode is all about being big.
- Okay, but...
- Hey guys.
- Hey.
- Hi.
- Just walking by.
Definitely didn't overhear the title of the video.
And not interested in today's topic.
No siree.
Just walking by.
(whistles)
- He's acting a little weird.
Don't you think?
- Sure.
But that's normal-sized weird for him.
(laughs)
- Hey. I heard that.
- Okay.
So I guess step one is
if you wanna be big,
you should eat plenty.
That means three square meals a day.
- Or round meals if that's more your thing.
(laughs)
(groans)
- So just make sure to eat breakfast, lunch, and...
What the... Huh?
- Oh. Hey guys.
Just hanging out behind this dinner plate.
- Wait.
Why are you scribbling furiously onto a notepad?
Are you taking notes?
- Um...
- Silly Pear.
Of course he's not taking notes.
He's illiterate. (laughs)
(groans)
- Yes I am taking notes.
I am literate.
See?
- Um.
That isn't a word, dude.
- It's shorthand.
- Well, obviously.
It's not like you could write tallhand.
(laughs)
(groans)
- Okay you guys.
Obviously, I'm interested in today's topic.
I want to pick up some pointers on getting big.
- Dude, I don't think this video's actually gonna help you.
- We can absolutely help you, Little Apple.
- You, you can?
- We can?
- Sure. Step two:
in order to grow big and strong,
do all of Orange's chores.
- What?
- Yes sir. That's how I got so big.
By doing the dishes,
scrubbing the counter,
mowing the lawn,
doing my homework.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Not your homework.
It has to be my homework.
- Oh. Got you.
Wow. I feel bigger already.
- Hold on.
Stop.
I'm putting an end to this right now.
Orange, you're taking advantage of Little Apple.
- What you talking about?
That's English homework.
You know all the answers are gonna be wrong anyway.
- Orange.
- Dude, look at him, he looks so -
- Big?
- I was going to say exhausted.
- Oh. Yeah.
That too.
I did a week's worth of chores in ten seconds.
- You're right, Pear.
I shouldn't have tricked him like that.
I'm sorry, Little Apple.
- Way to go, Orange.
That was very big of you.
- It's okay, Orange.
I forgive you.
- And that was very big of you, Little Apple.
- Wait. Hold on.
Say that again.
It was very what of me?
- Big.
- Yes. Yes.
Oh man.
This is the greatest day of my life.
No one's ever called me big before.
- You did it, Little Apple.
Or should I say, Big Apple?
- Yes. Yes.
Say it that way.
Say it the big way.
- Well I'd say this calls for a celebration.
May I suggest celebratory TNT?
(laughs) - No.
- What?
Seriously?
I don't weigh enough to push the plunger down?
- Pear, I think we should help him.
- Help him blow up the video?
- Come on. He needs our help.
It sure would be big of us to help him.
Right?
- I guess it would.
- Yay. (explosion)
(upbeat music)