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[Cheery jingle] RWBY Chibi!
*Snoring*
Ruby: Weiss, are you asleep?
Weeiiisss~
Weiss: I love you most of all, cake butler...
Ruby: Listen closely...
You want to be Ruby's BFF!
Weiss: Oh no... don't want that...
Ruby: But yes yes yes you dooo~!
You want to hang out and do fun activities with Ruby, all day long~!
Weiss: I... do?
*shudders*
That's terrible!
Ruby: Nooo, it's good.
Also, you're going to tell everyone that Ruby is your super bestie-better-than-the-restie~!
Weiss: Okay...
I guess.
Ruby: Perfect! You're also gonna wear matching outfits...
*Thunderclap*
Weiss: Oh my gosh! NO!
What a strange dream. I must be studying too hard. Better get some rest.
I have a full day of fun activities tomorrow.
Ruby: Sleep, little snowflake...It's all going according to plan.
Ruby: Let's go, Bestie! I have our whole day planned for us!
Weiss (forced cheer): That sounds super fun! Even though I'm screaming on the inside!
Blake: Should we be worried about this?
Yang: I'm sure it's fine.
(Forced cheer) Feel free to use my motorcycle and here's a little spending cash for you!
(Normal) What just happened?
Blake: I'll tell you what happened.
You and Weiss obviously have weak minds and are easily manipulated.
...What?
*Spring noise as Neo cheerily hops across the screen*
Roman: Come on! Hurry it up in there before I lose it and REALLY show you my bad side!
*Scared old man noise*
Roman: Finally!
It just isn't the same without you, sweetheart.
*cheerful whistling*
*wind blows*
*THWAP!*
Blake: I can't believe my favorite author's here signing books. He wrote the Howling at the Moon series,
it's about a beastly protagonist who can never reach the object of his affection.
It's so romantic, so tragic!
Ruby: Jeez, Blake. I've never seen you so wound up before.
Blake: This is huge!
Blake: He's a genius, and yet no one knows what he looks like! So mysterious... Oh my God, I could die.
Ruby (mockingly): If you love him so much, why don't you marry him?
Blake: Don't be silly.
...Do you think he would at least go on a date with me? I mean, I'm his biggest fan!
Ruby: Ah, yes, no, ah, I-I don't know! Stop hitting me!
Blake: Oh my gosh, you're right! I'm folding the pages!
*panicked breathing*
What if he thinks I'm weird, what if he hates my ears? This was a mistake. We should go!
Ruby: Relax, Blake!
I'm sure he's just a regular person like you and me.
Blake: ...Where is he?
Ruby: ...Zwei?!
Zwei: *bark*
Blake: No... Ruby: *chuckles* Zwei: *panting*
Blake: NooooOOOoooooOOOooo...!
Ruby: On the bright side, I think I could get you a date!
...Man, that obedience school really went all out on ya, huh?
Zwei: *bark*
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