Hey guys it's me again
so today I'm not very happy man
Recently I've been seeing a ton of YouTubers do this Smash or Pass challenge
So if you don't know this challenge is,
Basically there's two people person one names
Off a random person, for instance, Rihanna
And then person two has to decide
If he would smash or pass
The person smash meaning he would have
sex with the person, pass meaning he would
pass up the opportunity and not
But the thing is a lot of the people making these types of videos
are couples, boyfriend and girlfriend,
Just going back and forth talking about
who they would smash and I feel like that's
kind of weird, I feel like they should be focused on each other
and shouldn't be, you know, thinking about smashing
other people. I was watching these videos, man,
and they were just mad awkward
Alright, would you smash or pass
Kim Kardashian
[thinking] smash!
All up in that thing!
Smashing
Smack her booty once, bang! See
that red thing. Alright...
What you waiting for? A reaction, bruh?
[giggling]
Alright... you want to smash her
Alright...
Anyways, um... oh yeah, I also realized that
a lot of the girlfriends in these
smash or pass videos were acting very questionable
Would you smash or pass?
Kevin Gates?
Uhh... [smash] what?!
That is disgusting
Eat booty! [laughing] Travis
Scott? Are you fucking kidding me?
What do you mean?! I'm also
as surprised as Wolfie because
she just said that she would smash Travis Scott
Alright I'm a huge Travis Scott fan
Goosebumps was a hit I was
a fan before Antidote, but honestly
Travis Scott really isn't that attractive as
a person, I mean, no homo but if you
compare him next to Chris Bown, Trey Songz and
Drake, I mean, he's just really not
up there. So as a boyfriend you have to really
wonder, like, did you just say smash because
of his fame and money? Because, we know damn well
it's not for his appearance. Nah I'm just kidding guys. I
think I'm taking this way too seriously it's
just a silly smash or pass, like, "game."
I mean, I think I'm overthinking it but
lets keep on watching, man, on to the next video
[inaudible] Will Smith
[disgusted]
Nigga is passing, bruh. What if he
was young? No he's ugly!
When he was younger? He's ugly!
When he was younger, though? I'm passing!
Okay... Passing!
Go ahead...
Who does this girl think she is?
Not only does she say pass
three times but she repeatedly
called him ugly! When
she's letting Mr. Potato Head smash everynight.
But, wouldn't let Will Smith smash
Bro's the Fresh Prince of Bel Air
Bro's got 300 mil in that worth.
He's Oscar from Shark Tale!
I mean, I don't think I have to keep listing this dude
is a legend! Don't ever disrespect
him like that! Sorry guys
kinda got carried away there. I just hate to see
the homie getting curved like that
but it is what it is. Something like that would never
happen to me. Like, I would never get, you know
passed up. So I'm not really trippin' that much
But anyways...
Would you smash or pass on Mr.
RIcegum? Mr.
Ricegum, Mr. Ricegum. Um..
Hmm. I don't know about that
cause you know what they say about Asians? What?
They come in little packages! [laughing]
I don't know, though he's from Vegas so if
[inaudible]
Damn cuh! So you smash or pass?
Um... I'm sorry
but, uh...
Don't want no short, short man
don't want, don't want, don't want I'm gonna have to pass on that.
Like, whats up with this, dawg? Like recently
I began disrespecting so much and I don't know why like I'm not really mad at her
saying pass. I would want her to say
pass. I mean, her boyfriend is sitting right there
He looks kind of scary. And she's
never really met me or, you know, knows
my personality or, like, she doesn't know me on a
personal level. So her saying pass is
perfectly okay cause she doesn't know me.
But her reasoning for saying smash is because I
have a small weebie, because I'm Asian.
Alright, that's a stereotype it's not true.
Like honestly, man, if her name ever came up in
conversation and someone asked me if I would smash
or pass. One-Hundred percent pass
Not because of her appearance or anything. Just cause the
one time, you know, I saw her content and
you know, how she is. She was just being mad
disrespectful. Like straight up
bro if I see her in person I might have
to square up. Cause honestly she
disrespected me. And she has a very
interesting Khloe Kardashian, like, body.
You know, type build, you know, bigger
shoulders, bigger thighs. So like if I
were to beat up, you know some cute, innocent girl
You know I would feel bad cause she be defenseless.
But I feel like this girl could put up
a fight. And she looks tall she probably has like a
nice reach on me. It might be a good fight
So I wouldn't feel bad but
I might just walk by and see her and I
just might get a flashback
But yeah, man. She killed my vibe, man I don't
even feel like making a video anymore. My confidence
was up here. Now I don't
even have any confidence left, man. Like,
I need a confidence boost and I would go outside
but I'm too lazy so
Imma just hop into some chat rooms.
Excuse me? Yes?
Can you here me? Yeah... How are you doing
today? I'm doing good I have, um
chat roulette hooked up to my TV.
Tell me straight up like, smash or pass?
No hard feelings, or anything.
Okay... but that's not one of your friends...? Yeah it
is... No it's not
I'm just trying to get people's opinions.
Can you just answer the question? Like...
Probably would. Would you really?!
Yeah, probably. And just straight up would you smash
or pass?
That's surely you. Yeah, I know, but would you
smash or pass? It's you, not your friend
you just lied to me. But there's
a dog! Are you talking about you or the dog?
Pass! Damn, really?
That's fucked up... Oh you're from Nevada
me too!
A picture of my friend and just
straight up smash or pass?
Just type it, you feel me?
[Ding]
Really?
That's you! [laughing] No, that's my friend
Quick, quick, quick, quick.
That's the same hair dye! That's my friend.
Quick, quick, quick! Um... pass
[Sad horn] That's not a great photo. Yeah I'm gonna say pass.
Pass? Fuck!
Straight up go. Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick
Pass... Pass? No, just not
my type.
So smash or pass?
Um... I don't know... in between?
[Ding] [Incorrect horn]
In between? So like a maybe? In between.
Smash [Ding] smash?
Mhm... you think he's cute?
Yeah... cause it's me... I know
Pass! I dont know I just
I'm more about a personality. I guess...
That looks like RiceGum. Well a lot of people tell
me that. It's not a bad thing though. [Ding]
It could be a good thing. Hold on, Troy look at him
he looks like Rice.
Yeah, for sure does.