Dad!!!!
I'm ok.
You see that?! I almost died! Wheww!
Good thing I didn't.
Ha ha! That would have really stunk wouldn't it?
I mean I just got here!
How Godzilla Should Have Ended
Hey.
I'm still alive.
Thank God.
I was so scared.
Listen, there's something I need to tell you.
Because I'm a responsible husband.
Get out of the city there's giant monsters!
It's headed straight for the city and people are gonna die!!!
Leave now before it's too late!!
You don't want me to wait for you to get here first?
For God's sake, stop talking and just go!
Oh, and take our son with you!
Whatever you do, do not leave him with a stranger. That's just weird!
Okay, I will. Thank you for letting me know. Goodbye!!
You're welcome!!!
The arrogance of man is thinking nature is in their control
and not the other way around.
Let them fight!
Are you sure there's nothing we can do?
Let them fight.
Maybe nuke the creatures before they reach a major city?
Let them fight.
Maybe power down the facilities these monsters feed off of?
Let them fight.
You just wanna see giant monsters fight, don't you?
Let them fight.
Ok there's cat 5 kaiju in San Francisco, we've combined our memories and we're ready to fight.
Right!
Alright, guys let's do this.
Gypsyyyyyy dangerrrr!!!!
AHHHHHH!!!!!!!
It's over.
We made it.
The boat's driving away with the bomb.
And everything's safe.
There's no way that boat got far enough away in time!!
We're all gonna di--- (boooomm)
Woohooo! yeah!!
I was so worried but now everything's okay!
Be amazed, ladies and gentlemen, because we are clearly looking at the greatest hero to ever exist on this great earth.
What???
Woohoo, We're saved!
Oh sure, when Godzilla destroys half the city and kills the unstoppable threat
to save the world everyone cheers!
but when I do it, everyone gets all grouchy and judgmental.
I see how it is.
Hey, way to go Godzilla. You killed those awful creatures... that only wanted to breed.
you know who else wanted to procreate at the expense of humanity??
Zod.
That's right. You're welcome.
Godzilla!! Yea, woohoooooo!
Holy cra------- AHhhh!!!!
Say my name.
Rooaarrrrrr!!!
You're Godzilla right.
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Oh, there's the ground.
Hey Ford, you ever thought about how many times you've crossed paths with these giant creatures?
You're like some kind of mega-monster magnet!
Ughh!
Roarrrrr